Michele Feltman Strider on Nostr: "Not to brag," you boast, "but I'm a decent musician." "Anything dirty?" Joan asks. ...

"Not to brag," you boast, "but I'm a decent musician."

"Anything dirty?" Joan asks.

"Not that I know of." You cannot be held responsible for any horny, off-label interpretations.

"That could be it," she considers. "Have you posted any nudes recently?"

"No."

"Dating an actor, athlete, or influencer?"

"No."

"Nepo baby?"

"My dad is Abe Froman, Sausage King of Chicago."

"Really?!"

"No."

"OK, we'll assume it's the music. What genre?"

"I don't believe in genres."

"Fine. Instrument, then."