"Cats." It's a tough choice.
Joan nods. You're transported to a world of cats. Big cats, little cats, cartoon cats, cat jokes, cat-themed clothing -- everything is cat. It's thrilling, overwhelming. You start to forget anything exists beyond the concept of catness.
In a flash, you're back.
"God help me when a zoo has a baby capybara." Joan sighs. "That's why I'm here. You've gone viral. In a tiny pocket of the internet. And we don't know why."
You're at a loss.
"Do you do anything... cool?"
Michele Feltman Strider
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