I like to race to the red light so I can sit there longer than everyone else.
Sometimes ... I'll honk my horn at people and even threaten to kill them if they don't get out of my way.
I just love sitting at a red light. The longer I get to sit at the red light, the happier I am.
-- Dipshit Amurka
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