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2026-08-24 13:42:41 UTC

dick flattening enthusiast on Nostr: I've been sort of keeping up with news of this potential WoW Classic+ release ...

I've been sort of keeping up with news of this potential WoW Classic+ release supposedly coming soon, if only for the nostalgia dopamine.

I could go on a rant about how enshittification is forcing us to scrounge for remnants of archaeotech, free from the spoilage of the Current Year Mindset, like salvaging pre-nuclear steel from scuttled warships. But i'm honestly just expecting them to completely fuck it up with some totally unforced error like idiotic monetisation or just gay shit, even if they are indeed able to capture that pre-2010s, early-ish Internet MMO experience without crushing the butterfly.

Its like there's an actual wizard in a tower somewhere channeling dark and arcane energies to manipulate the Rothschilds into channelling dark and jewish energies to manipulate every interactive media company in the world to specifically deny me cool shit.