Pottyply Crapped
Your toilet has been used 2193 times this year!
That’s 9825 minutes, & your longest session of 48m puts you in the top 2%!
You used the short flush 56% of the time, saving over 2895 litres of water.
The most you flushed was six times in a row, on 28th Nov.
Happy piss streaming!
Natalie Gray (⚠️ Old Account!)
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2025-12-05 19:48:57 UTC
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