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https://x.com/BReviewez>Harry: Uncle Vernon?
>Vernon: What is it, boy?! Can't you see I'm trying to watch Top Gear?!
>Harry: this is my friend Luna Lovegood.
>Vernon: What?! One of your weird friends from that freak school?!
>Luna: Hello, Mr. Dursley. You have a wonderful home. Harry told me you have a large knowledge of crime statistics and strong opinions on minorities. Would you have time to talk about per capita?
>Vernon: Oh...oh my, what a charming young lady! Petunia, dearest, we have guests! Could you put the kettle on?! Now Ms. Lovegood, where would you like to start?
>Luna: We could start with how unfair it is that those hook-nosed goblins hold disproportionate amounts of power in the banking system.
>Vernon: HAHAHA! well, young lady, they definitely don't like it when you call them that, but you seem to have the right idea!
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