Uncle Duke on Nostr: “Are you okay, ma’am?” “I think I swallowed my router.” “Here, take my ...
“Are you okay, ma’am?”
“I think I swallowed my router.”
“Here, take my seat.”
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2026-08-05 12:31:44 UTCEvent JSON
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