Imagine you wrote a dumb script to put some shit in your web page, because you didn't understand Perl or server-side includes which were already in Apache.
And 31 years later people are building a ton of shit on top of your dumbass script, & everything on the Internet breaks because of you.
Do you think Lerdorf feels shame?
#php
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