saint podiatron on Nostr: every time I have to go to walmart, there is always an old puerto rican lady shaped ...
every time I have to go to walmart, there is always an old puerto rican lady shaped like a sphere standing in the ice cream aisle. she is always arguing in spanish with a younger person about which ice cream they will buy.
Published at
2026-07-23 03:08:04 UTCEvent JSON
{
"id": "969c222b6422a54054a7b0643f44fcf47e384ad3ddfdd693d85ff604641d8cc2",
"pubkey": "15d17f454af7fa78eff3159d32a0b73672cf87d7e293d8f3c70a08d0bfa181fa",
"created_at": 1784776084,
"kind": 1,
"tags": [
[
"proxy",
"https://shitposter.world/objects/687cf322-fa36-4934-9784-1402024448ff",
"activitypub"
],
[
"client",
"Mostr",
"31990:6be38f8c63df7dbf84db7ec4a6e6fbbd8d19dca3b980efad18585c46f04b26f9:mostr",
"wss://relay.ditto.pub"
]
],
"content": "every time I have to go to walmart, there is always an old puerto rican lady shaped like a sphere standing in the ice cream aisle. she is always arguing in spanish with a younger person about which ice cream they will buy.",
"sig": "2895c35b00efde9bb5241f7852a4453399b9e9b51ac2eb0dfcf30e0b535af277dea36fbffe3eca465f6e47fe574b6b4b119164e43e8cde769586d8edfad58519"
}
