spooky skeleton tiddlywinkler on Nostr: I knew a girl who stuck a banana up there and ended up having to go to the doctor ...

I knew a girl who stuck a banana up there and ended up having to go to the doctor because a piece stayed behind and was causing infections.

I also read a story about a girl whose dad caught her with a zucchini and read her the riot act while she stood there holding it, telling her that it was meant for their dinner that night. Then she tried to give it to him and he flipped out and said he wasn't going to touch it. And afterwards he made her buy her own vegetables with her allowance.