Michele Feltman Strider on Nostr: "Reading Rainbow?" you dare to hope. "It's the dream," sighs Hot Librarian. "I'll see ...

"Reading Rainbow?" you dare to hope.

"It's the dream," sighs Hot Librarian.

"I'll see what I can do," agreez Trendz. "I know someone who knows Elmo. Maybe he can pull some strings."

You look outside. There's a silent disco in the parking lot, headphoned dancers all streaming your music.

Hot Barista drops off a tray of fresh drinks, unasked.

"The AI's posting your yearbook pics with hearts and skulls over the eyes," says Joan. "And #DJPJs is turning ironic."

You get a text. "Decentralized."