"MySpace." You cringe. "Username: KoolBeanzSupaFly."
"That'll work." Joan gets busy on her phone.
"Bad news," she says. "The AI is into it. It renamed itself 'KBSupaFan' and is liking your old posts."
You get an alert. You're the top-trending artist on Bandcamp.
"#DJPJs is top three across all social media," announcez Trendz.
You max out the music volume. People cheer.
"MySpace is coming back," Joan shouts over them.
"Legacy media wants an interview," interjectz Trendz. "Take your pick."
Michele Feltman Strider
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