nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqpzrvw6a7gxj49k0d5s655ersfww6u399hlwgyf32qa0t3x3jnrnsg4mpu0 (nprofile…mpu0) Old joke. Ivan slips out of the submarine, swims to the Welsh shore and checks his map. Then he walks into the village and knocks on a door. When it opens he says, “ The sun rises in the East”.
The householder stares at him puzzled, so he repeats it carefully.
Light dawns and the householder says, “Ah no. I’m Jones the Grocer. You want Jones the Spy across the road”.
TerryB
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2026-08-02 11:29:02 UTC
in reply to nevent1q…4cf8
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