CMD on Nostr: Job interview today: "Hello I am here for the interview to do Computer Vision on the ...
Job interview today:
"Hello I am here for the interview to do Computer Vision on the cows.
"
"YES SAAR WE LOVE COWS HERE AND WE TAKE PICTURES OF THE COWS SAAR.
"
"Can you tell me about the company culture?
"
"WE LOVE COWS AND WE DO DEVELOPMENT AND WE LOVE SEEING THE COWS IN PERSON. WE HAVE MANY COW LOVERS HERE SAAR AND WE TAKE LOTS OF COMPANY TIME TO GO APPRECIATE THE COWS IN PERSON SAAR
"
"I...see. What types of people would I be working with here?"
"MANY ML EXPERTS FROM INDIA SAAR.
"
"..."
"ALSO I SEE YOUR PRETTY WHITE SKIN VERY PRETTY SAAR.
"
This company is a VC-backed excuse for jeets to do unholy things to cows.
This isn't even the worst interview I've ever had, but this is like top 5 bad interviews. Honestly the ones which go "and we will put a bullet in you if you fuck up" are better than this.
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