Five years nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpq5cfkrfgt6uaqkvefljyrrjncqjhrzf9k69d60hfuuwfnlqjvzdvqgqnam3 (nprofile…nam3) and I have been together and I still cannot get used to the fact that when she yawns it sounds like her jaw's going to fall off you can actually watch it unhinge on one side.
It's genuinely unsettling and I think I may be living with someone who's part Xenomorph.😄
I am safe though, I have checked, there isn't a second smaller set of jaws inside...
Pumpkin Sponge
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2026-07-20 07:50:43 UTC
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