SewBlue on Nostr: This this black lump of spilled ink is a bane to productivity. He follows you around ...
This this black lump of spilled ink is a bane to productivity.
He follows you around the house. The moment you sit down, it is lap time nap time.
Hours. He will sleep on you for hours.
If you disturb him, he makes the most pitiful cries of protest.
#CatsOfMastodon
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