nprofile1qyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kytcqyq9cedp83lax2es6p5hs8fp7uv526kz7yvnp82r6jh6kwcpyuxln5n8l56c (nprofile…l56c) The classic:
Q: How do you make the guitar player turn down?
A: Give him sheet music.
Edit to add: Because I'm a trumpet player, here's one for them...
Q: Why do trumpet players play so high during their warmups?
A: So people will know they can actually hit the notes they miss during the show.
Grumble 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇬🇱
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