“Nope, can’t go to that one. No lift for my wheelchair at Sherwood station. We could go to Toowong instead, it’s only five more stops”
“Hang on, it’s Saturday, yeah?”
“Yes, darling. And this is Earth.”
“I know *that* Hun. Anyway the VWASPs woman Sherwood on Saturdays”
“The whatnow?”
“Volunteer Witch Accessibility for Station Platforms.”
“Oh, the Levitation Lesbians?”
“Well, they’re not /all/ lesbians.”
#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot #Title_Need_A_Lift
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