The label said “Kodak Ectochrome 25 ASA”.
“Hahaha did you 3D print that for a halloween prop?”
“No this is the real deal”
“Bullshit, aura sensitive film is an urban myth”
“Nope, the CIA commissioned it as part of the PURE SPIRIT program to employ ghosts as espionage agents.”
“What, why? How does a ghost hold a camera?”
“Not by them, of them. The residual human resources department demanded that the ghosts be issued photo ID cards. The Three Letter Agencies might violate six international treaties before breakfast but HR cannot be disobeyed.”
“Where did you get it?”
“Stole it. Kodak museum, sealed wing. They only made 50 rolls. CIA canceled the order after they worked out it was cheaper to take normal ID photos then kill the agent.”
“Remind me to join the union”
#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot #Title_Company_Spirit
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