George Penney on Nostr: #Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand: A woman (30s?) is playfully biffing ...

#Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:

A woman (30s?) is playfully biffing her partner's rump with two bunches of broccoli while he's trying to pay for their groceries.
Doing comic book "BIFF! BAM!" noises.
Giggling when he playfully growls that he's trying to focus.
"POW!"

A woman (70s?) in a fluffy pink dressing gown is walking onto the porch of her pretty white cottage and calls out to the flitting birds in her garden: "Good morning small chaps! Are we going to have a good day today?"

A small human (3?) wearing a Spiderman costume bellows: "WHOA! THAT DUCK IS HUGE!" as he points at a big duck swimming on a lake.
Junior Spiderman Avian Scientist looks around to see if anyone is noticing the majestic massive bird in their midst.

A young human (9?), wearing a school uniform is sitting on a park bench while playing an ocarina.
His friend is humming the song that she thinks he SHOULD be playing.
But NO!
Three Blind Mice is what he's playing and that's final.

A tiny human (2?) wearing a corduroy jacket, a polo shirt and cargo shorts marches into a cafe while holding his lunchbox like a briefcase.
He sits across from Gran.
Unpacking a sandwich with absolute gravity.
He's got important lunch business to attend to while Gran drinks her coffee.

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