Isaac Lyman on Nostr: Techbros will make a machine that butters your toast for you and when you say "but I ...
Techbros will make a machine that butters your toast for you and when you say "but I can butter my own toast" they'll tilt their head like a confused chihuahua and say "you don't get it, the machine can butter toast! No machine has ever done this before!" and everyone around you will have five toast-buttering machines in their house even though they're powered by human blood and sometimes explode
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