one of those HUGE spiders is living near the couch, man I thought so but I just fucking confirmed it and it escaped while I was busy levitating and knocking shit off the covfefe table 💀💀💀
its common name is literally Giant House Spider, like dude can I PLEASE for the LOVE OF GOD just have some peace for once in my fucking life
deutrino
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