And Paraguay! When fucking Almirón did the one fucking thing they told everyone would be a red card. All he had to do was not do it!
The time wasting after that… otherworldly. If a Paraguayan player was so unlucky as to spy a Turkish player out the corner of their eye, they hit the turf like a lawn dart. So many exploded thigh muscles! Apparently! Oh look it’s the stretcher again, that player got Jerusalem Syndrome
#TURPAR
#FediFC #WorldCup #WorldCup2026
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