If I go down for a crime, it will be for insulting a Tesla Cybertruck owner. No other car viscerally makes me angry, not even the four-door Porsche, Ferrari and Lamborghini SUVs.
I’ve come up with a few quips I fantasize telling to these drivers after knocking at her window at a red light:[ul]
[li] ”Is this the divorce pick-me-up?”
[li] “So the penis pump didn’t work?”
[li] “Oh you like retro gaming with your low-poly car?”
[/ul]
Hypolite Petovan
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