PSA: you can borrow experience packs from your local library. You just need a blank neurochip and a chip reader that attaches to your phone. (I use a bluetooth one that I got from AliExpress). Yesterday I took a boat down the Seine over lunch and by the time I got back to reality that bug I’d been beating my head against all morning surrendered to my refreshed brain. I’m on the waiting list to borrow being Taylor Swift’s nipple wrangler.
#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot
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