pat on Nostr: Don't get married, folks - ze wife just ran me half a grand and I still need to whip ...
Don't get married, folks - ze wife just ran me half a grand and I still need to whip her up a damn counter to install that junk into.
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2026-10-30 18:00:48 UTC
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