There's a genuinely serious game that's come out in Steam called Jesus Simulator.
I dearly hope someone creates a mod that adds guns.
"Fuck you selling shit in the temple" *pulls out an AR-15.*
"Fuck you, Judas!"
*Pulls out Glock, shoots Judas point blank in the head*
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