<oembed><type>rich</type><version>1.0</version><title>VitorPamplona wrote</title><author_name>VitorPamplona (npub1gc…fnj5z)</author_name><author_url>https://nostr.now/npub1gcxzte5zlkncx26j68ez60fzkvtkm9e0vrwdcvsjakxf9mu9qewqlfnj5z</author_url><provider_name>njump</provider_name><provider_url>https://nostr.now</provider_url><html>We spent the last year panicking about quantum computers with 100,000 qubits breaking SHA-256 in 2035… only to get wiped out in 2026 by a C macro that forgot to roll the fucking dice.</html></oembed>