rich1.0Mags wroteMags (npub1tj…q0e9k)https://nostr.now/npub1tjyl4n64583tgn2xjlsf3v6dvce07endn6upnj5tykkzl09hfhdsyq0e9knjumphttps://nostr.nowDay in the life of a Bitcoin podcaster:
– wake up at 10:30am, immediately check price and tweet “gm to everyone except fiat holders” and "buy the dip"
– cold plunge for 15 minutes to “lower time preference”
– eat four raw eggs and a ribeye because “seed oils are a psyop”
– record a 2-hour solo podcast rambling about “the Bitcoin cycle js dead" and “hyperbitcoinization”
– spend 3 hours on X arguing with a no-coiner and retweeting Michael Saylor
– grab an overpriced coffee, try to pay via Lightning, hold up the line for 4 minutes (end up using Visa)
– edit podcast, add dramatic intro music and 5 mid-roll ads for VPNs and hardware wallets
– go on a Hinge date, ask her “what is money?” within the first 5 minutes
– refuses to tip because “taxation is theft” and "$10 more sats"
– go home and host a Twitter Space titled “Is the Dollar Collapsing Tonight?” (it is not)
– tell his 12 dedicated listeners to “stay humble, stack sats”
– go to bed at 3am, dreaming of the citadel