rich1.0corndalorian wrotecorndalorian (npub1lr…9qnw5)https://nostr.now/npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5njumphttps://nostr.nowWife: Why do you take extra shoes to work with you every day?
Me: Those are my poop shoes.
Wife: …
Me: You know, the shoes I put on when I go poop so no one knows it’s me in the stall and I can take longer.
Wife: 😑