{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","title":"VitorPamplona wrote","author_name":"VitorPamplona (npub1gc…fnj5z)","author_url":"https://nostr.now/npub1gcxzte5zlkncx26j68ez60fzkvtkm9e0vrwdcvsjakxf9mu9qewqlfnj5z","provider_name":"njump","provider_url":"https://nostr.now","html":"We spent the last year panicking about quantum computers with 100,000 qubits breaking SHA-256 in 2035… only to get wiped out in 2026 by a C macro that forgot to roll the fucking dice."}