{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","title":"zoltan wrote","author_name":"zoltan (npub1dw…am7sl)","author_url":"https://nostr.now/npub1dwcqst0aq2l99wna2vk098w0s2thm70tzpyrenm3alr0qq2xa59qlam7sl","provider_name":"njump","provider_url":"https://nostr.now","html":"GM! ☕ 😎\n\nJoseph Perkins, a material handler, stopped his Wartburg car with license plate CO 75-14 at the corner newsstand.\n- I’d like a Budapest News.\n- Sorry, we’re out.\n- Then yesterday’s edition will do.\n- That’s gone too. But by luck, we have a copy of tomorrow’s paper.\n- Does it have the cinema listings?\n- They’re in there every day.\n- Then I’ll take tomorrow’s - said the material handler.\n\nHe got back into his car. He flipped open the cinema listings. After a little searching, he found a Czechoslovak film — A Blonde’s Loves — that he had heard praised. It was showing at the Blue Cave Cinema on Station Street, starting at 5:30.\n\nPerfect timing. He still had a few minutes. He turned the pages of the next day’s paper. His eyes landed on a news item about none other than Joseph Perkins, material handler, who driving his Wartburg with license plate CO 75-14, had been speeding on Station Street and, not far from the Blue Cave Cinema, had collided head-on with a truck. The careless material handler had died.\n\n- Unbelievable! - Perkins muttered to himself.\n\nHe checked his watch. Almost 5:30. He slipped the paper into his pocket, set off, and speeding, crashed into a truck on Station Street, not far from the Blue Cave Cinema.\n\nHe died, with tomorrow’s paper still in his pocket.\n\nÖrkény"}