{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","title":"Mags wrote","author_name":"Mags (npub1tj…q0e9k)","author_url":"https://nostr.now/npub1tjyl4n64583tgn2xjlsf3v6dvce07endn6upnj5tykkzl09hfhdsyq0e9k","provider_name":"njump","provider_url":"https://nostr.now","html":"Day in the life of a Bitcoin podcaster:\n​– wake up at 10:30am, immediately check price and tweet “gm to everyone except fiat holders” and \"buy the dip\"\n– cold plunge for 15 minutes to “lower time preference”\n– eat four raw eggs and a ribeye because “seed oils are a psyop”\n– record a 2-hour solo podcast rambling about “the Bitcoin cycle js dead\" and “hyperbitcoinization”\n– spend 3 hours on X arguing with a no-coiner and retweeting Michael Saylor\n– grab an overpriced coffee, try to pay via Lightning, hold up the line for 4 minutes (end up using Visa)\n– edit podcast, add dramatic intro music and 5 mid-roll ads for VPNs and hardware wallets\n– go on a Hinge date, ask her “what is money?” within the first 5 minutes\n– refuses to tip because “taxation is theft” and \"$10 more sats\"\n– go home and host a Twitter Space titled “Is the Dollar Collapsing Tonight?” (it is not)\n– tell his 12 dedicated listeners to “stay humble, stack sats”\n– go to bed at 3am, dreaming of the citadel"}