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Now that it's approved, I can level up the quality of this app further ;) Expect a lot of updates!
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Thanks for your reports, I'll look into these!
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Being spotlighted at 8:46 in the morning because someone's trying to break in cars. Ugh 😂
Anon finds the truth
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https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1xi767w/anon_finds_the_truth/
hey. post it on web. denchat. top
That’s what it’s all about.
Zooming in/out on the observable universe is 🤯🤯🤯
Ya sadly not in EU because they want me to dox myself
Im reading about Shambala, they dont care. about this bullshit
🚨 EXTREMESTAN ANNOUNCES UBI FOR NORMISTAN 😂
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Universal Basic Inference™
A revolutionary welfare program for adults who cannot form an independent conclusion without consulting three VCs, two management consultants, a LinkedIn influencer, and a motivational podcast.
After decades of research, Extremestan has concluded that expecting everyone to reason independently is economically inefficient.
Eligibility criteria:
- Confuses consensus with intelligence.
- Considers competence a toxic workplace trait.
- Believes board meetings produce actual products.
- Requires social validation before forming an opinion.
- Uses "thought leadership" as a substitute for thought.
Government benefits include:
💰 Monthly reasoning-avoidance allowance.
🍼 Subsidised adult daycare for professional groupies.
🎓 Certificates of intellectual participation.
👏 State-funded applause whenever someone says "strategic alignment."
🧠 Free AI-generated opinions, so nobody has to suffer the inconvenience of developing one.
Warning: Applicants demonstrating independent reasoning, technical competence, or the ability to build something without supervision may be immediately disqualified.
Extremestan believes in equality of opportunity.
Not everyone can be an engineer, mathematician, or entrepreneur.
But everyone deserves compensation for watching somebody else do the thinking.
The builders build. The operators operate. The investors invest.
And the groupies?
The groupies get Universal Basic Inference.
Welcome to Normistan. Thinking is optional. Attendance is compulsory. 😂
#Extremestan #Normistan #UBI #UniversalBasicInference #StartupSatire #VentureCapital #CriticalThinking #AdultDaycare
this is becoming real life, not real life, but I see it
this is good advice friend
According to the TV, white people don't go to Starbucks
RedBullTv iptv 📺 https://rbmn-live.akamaized.net/hls/live/590964/BoRB-AT/master.m3u8
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It's endemic from what I saw. All plastic fantastic shallow money culture with people attracted by no taxes but you gotta ignore lots of moral elements to be happy to live there. Remember going to a hotel in Abu Dhabi with a friend to go listen to a band. Great music. Could also choose country of origin of prostitue if you wanted. There was Ukrainian corner, Nigerian... Whatever. Kinda united nations brothel hotel rock band extravaganza.
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I. Don't. Wanna. 😭😭😭 Ugh computers 😭😭😭.
THE BAKRA ECONOMY: WALL STREET MEETS MUMBAI. 🐐🔥
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The streets of Mumbai know the bakra very well.
A cultural melting pot where the goat is decorated, priced, seasoned and eventually cooked.
In Mumbai, bakra can also mean the sucker.
Wall Street has discovered the same business model. They call it an ETF.
First, they ridicule Bitcoin.
Then they package it, bless it, sell it to the faithful and collect management fees.
When the money flows in, it's institutional adoption.
When the money flows out, it's the apocalypse.
The analysts arrive dressed as high priests, interpreting red candles, forecasting doom and demanding another sacrifice.
Burn the bakra. Blame the goat. Collect the fees.
The crowd argues over whether the goat was worth the price.
The priests debate the correct cooking temperature.
The financial media reports a historic collapse in goat confidence.
Meanwhile, Bitcoin produces another block.
No blessing. No ceremony. No priesthood required.
Mumbai understood this economy long before Wall Street invented exchange-traded products.
The bakra gets cooked. The middlemen get paid. And the faithful call it financial innovation.
Tick. Tock. Next block.
#Bitcoin #BTC #ETF #Mumbai #Bakra #WallStreet #Fiat #FinancialSatire #ProofOfWork #SoundMoney
## GSC 🏀 6 PACK
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A monthly #NBA ranking that builds one **six-pack team** from the months best performers: five starters, one sixth man, and a coach. The goal is a clear, debate-friendly snapshot of who’s making the biggest impact—not just a list of the six highest scorers.
### How the ranking works
**One team, six players**
- **2G, 2F, C** — Best player at each position
- **Sixth Man** — the best impact player in a reserve role
- **Coach of the Month** — the coach whose leadership and results stand out
### Find out the first selection November 1st
📊 [ #PREDYX ] Predict. Hedge. Trade. Lightning fast. ⚡
It’s a state of mind, and conceptually, that can be a place or an activity, or the absence of either.
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#music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyUB-KI1hrs
I don't know what is more retarded: the text's content, the language choice, the difference font sizes all over, the involved parties. What a clown world.
Starting Oct 30, ChatGPT pro users get their allowance cut in half. 😥
📺 [ #GaMeTiMe ] Cooper Pratt strikes again 🤯 He's 5 for his last 6 and gets the Brewers on the board here in Game 5!
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#PREDYX 🌐 #MLB
😂 The muffin tin minis cook up really quick and they're cute on the plate, Jr loves them...I mean we all love them but it's such a win when the kid loves them 🤷♀️
https://apps.apple.com/us/app/farbound/id6797358032
if anyone wants to try and provide feedback, or better - a review in the app store, would be super helpful to me!
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depends who writes his story
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Será que dá para trazer todos de volta?
Who's bringing the sides?
1. I think tagging that many profiles will get the note filtered by some clients spam algos/settings
2. I think link previews are always rendered on the client side of the receiving end, not embedded by the sender, which is kind of a massive privacy issue tbh
Do you use audio to fall asleep to? If so what do you use? Include links where possible. #asknostr
Nostr is where you go when you just need to experience sensory underload.
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Guys, can we be serious for like one minute please
The second sequel is always the dumbest.
You're right. It is a full-time job, but I don't want to run tv station type channel. I just want to run a 24/7 loop video of chill music like everyone else is doing. Running a TV station type channel would be cooler tho!
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