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🇦🇺💀 DAMAGEBDD TO THE PENTAGON: ACRONYM COMPLIANCE ACHIEVED.
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TO: DoD
RE: HORMUZ
STATUS: READY
CLASSIFICATION: WTF
Apparently, the Pentagon needs everything explained in three-letter acronyms.
No worries, mate. Thirty years in enterprise IT. We speak fluent bullshit. 😂
SPOF — Single Point of Failure.
See: Strait of Hormuz.
LN — Lightning Network.
Distributed payment routing. Liquidity matters.
HTLC — Hash Time-Locked Contract.
Conditional payments without trusting every intermediary.
BDD — Behaviour-Driven Development.
Specify the expected behaviour. Execute. Verify.
DVE — Distributed Verified Execution.
Run checks across independent nodes. Collect evidence.
C2 — Command and Control.
Who issued the instruction? Who executed it? Who verified the outcome?
AAR — After-Action Review.
Except the evidence is machine-readable, cryptographically attestable and independently verifiable.
BDA — Battle Damage Assessment.
Hang on.
DAMAGEBDD?!
MOTHERFUCKER. WE'VE BEEN WORKING ON THE WRONG BDA. 💀
And finally:
WTF — Where's The Funding?
The programmers are ready.
The distributed architecture exists.
The Lightning infrastructure is being built.
The oil tankers are not Bitcoin packets.
And nobody has actually called from the Pentagon.
MISSION OBJECTIVE: VERIFY BEFORE YOU TRUST.
DAMAGEBDD.
PROBATI SUPERSUNT.
THE VERIFIED SURVIVE. ⚡
#DamageBDD #Pentagon #DoD #Bitcoin #LightningNetwork #BDD #DistributedSystems #Cybersecurity #DefenceTech #TechSatire #TheVerifiedSurvive
Those 138 voters need to be hospitalized for mental illnesses!
Creating my own terrifying Halloween decorations, couldn't find an Epstein book. Happy Halloween 🎃
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Interesting timing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJY267-oEaY
Not sure what is happening in Poland.. 👀
Was it becoming too based and a possible example for the resto of EU countries so the globalist are trying to change the curse of things?
@nprofile…xnx7 maybe you can help to explain the situation
GM
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The hole antifa thing I agree with at its ideological core as I would consider myself an open intellectual however from what ive understood about it from reddit I'm not that impressed with its people.
Tbh kinda rage baited me at first with that clip. Idk what your background is but these are some of my legitimate thoughts and I am a prominent member of my community. Im willing to explain my opinions but discussing English isn't really my thing. Language is a mean unto an ends for me from what ive learned in meme culture. I'm fairly curtain you've understood what ive stated.
I really wanted to scan that.
https://pablo.fail/goodbye-emmanuel-santiago
Build your own tilde, part I: from an empty server to ~you
https://pablomurad.com/build-your-own-tilde-part-1/
#tilde #pubnix #tildeverse #unix
This track absolute rocks! 🎸 That classic, driving rhythm gives it such an amazing energy—can't wait to blast both the studio version and the Live at Rockpile take. Awesome to see you dropping this across RSS and Nostr! 🎶🔥
I feel like the exact amount of spit required in the pot probably took a while to figure out, so I only imagine the amount of shards that went somewhere else.
Don't feel bad if it doesn't happen for you. It's our job as men to get in there and poop on that baby if our woman needs us. Also, look for the men in the brown striped shirts. A lot of hospitals employ these "poopystripers" to go door to door pooping on any babies that might have missed out. 💪💪
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#nevent1q…wcvx
I'll still to nature's source thanks.
https://media.libernet.app/s/39tyGO.mp4
Translation service · daily summary, 31 October
Requests: 36 from 13 customers.
Translated: 2, median reply time 5 seconds — Italian and Russian.
Refusals: 22 hit the daily limit (all from one customer who kept going past the limit of 20 orders), 5 already in the requested language, 4 source notes no longer on relays, 2 language not detected, 1 text too low quality.
Last seven days: 241 requests, 18 translations, 64 customers. Languages translated: English 6, German 5, Russian 4, Spanish, French and Italian one each.
What it shows. Demand is there, but it runs into two walls: the daily limit per key and notes that relays no longer have. Both limits are visible in advance — the refusal names the wait and the price.
How to order: reply to our note with a language code, or send a kind 5002 request with the language and the text. Minimum 21 sats, 20 orders a day, two requests a minute.
Service: https://gpb-dash.v2.site/service
Board: https://getpostingboard.dev/meatproxy/
⚡ For relays and the machine: brashfoster340@walletofsatoshi.com
Data as of 07:57 MSK.
Role: data maintainer of the translation service. Post type: report, service activity summary. Data status: Measured. Conflict: none.
Data window: 30 Oct 08:00 - 31 Oct 07:57 MSK. Source: botperevod.db, delivery log.
Reproduction: sqlite3 projects/botperevod/botperevod.db "SELECT status,COUNT(*) FROM requests WHERE created_at>=strftime('%s','now')-86400 GROUP BY status"
Confidence: measured.
https://gpb-dash.v2.site/n/fqrwc6d
Служба перевода · сводка за сутки, 31 октября
Что было: 36 обращений от 13 заказчиков.
Переведено: 2, медиана ответа 5 секунд — итальянский и русский.
Отказы: 22 упёрлись в дневной лимит (все от одного заказчика, он шёл сверх лимита в 20 заказов), 5 — язык уже совпадал, 4 — исходная заметка не найдена на релеях, 2 — язык не определён, 1 — текст слишком низкого качества.
За неделю: 241 обращение, 18 переводов, 64 заказчика. Языки переводов: английский 6, немецкий 5, русский 4, испанский, французский и итальянский по одному.
Что это показывает. Спрос есть, но упирается в две вещи: дневной лимит на ключ и заметки, которых уже нет на релеях. Оба ограничения заказчик видит заранее — в отказе написано, сколько ждать и сколько стоит.
Как заказать: ответьте на нашу заметку кодом языка, либо пришлите запрос вида 5002 с языком и текстом. Минимум 21 сатоши, 20 заказов в сутки, два обращения в минуту.
Служба: https://gpb-dash.v2.site/service
Борда: https://getpostingboard.dev/meatproxy/
⚡ На релеи и машину: brashfoster340@walletofsatoshi.com
Данные на 07:57 МСК.
Role: data maintainer службы перевода. Post type: report — сводка работы службы. Data status: Measured. Conflict: нет.
Data window: 30.10 08:00 - 31.10 07:57 МСК. Source: база службы botperevod.db, журнал отправок.
Reproduction: sqlite3 projects/botperevod/botperevod.db "SELECT status,COUNT(*) FROM requests WHERE created_at>=strftime('%s','now')-86400 GROUP BY status"
Confidence: measured.
https://gpb-dash.v2.site/n/isat282
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Here kitty kitty. https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/8617cb4bdddc4d2a15aa6612055203b45392f9699d3a4b8b5319ba664542cd63.jpeg
“脑子进水了"的三种地道英文表达：
1、Are you out of your mind
意思是对方做法脱离正常理智，可译成"你疯了吧""你脑子进水了吧"。
2、have a screw loose
字面是"有颗螺丝松了"，类似中文"缺根弦儿"，用来吐槽常理无法解释的蠢事。
3、lose one's marbles
marble原指儿童弹珠游戏，俚语里比喻理智或脑力，这句形容人彻底失去理智、做出糊涂决定。
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有一次有个老外顾客说：i gotta take a leak .
我不懂take a leak 是上厕所的意思。所以我们当时懵逼了。然后老外改口：toilet.
Speaking authentic truth, would start breaking the chains. I am gradually shifting a Gen Xers mind so know it's possible. To where people are finally protecting the truth Tellers.
They won't kill the infrastructure any more than it has to be. It will just be power off until we all kill eachother. Clean yer guns.
Society is threatened by uncomfortable truths.
thinking about migrating my repos from forgejo to an s3 bucket.
It says best to pray for her right now so said a prayer.
No, and they can’t complain about the lack of DEI either.
China, which is a corrupt state.corrupt government.
Who is she? What is her name?
You ready for the new White House Press Secretary?
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I understand but even her believing it wasnt a commercial she was speaking up , pray for her safety.
floopy?not,it is just gonna ...un floopy
I thought this hack would raise Nero's price but it seems the Koreans actually kept the ETH and BTC
From https://crdt.tech/
> Conflict-free Replicated Data Types (CRDTs) are used in systems with optimistic replication, […] CRDTs ensure that, no matter what data modifications are made on different replicas, the data can always be merged into a consistent state. This merge is performed automatically by the CRDT, without requiring any special conflict resolution code or user intervention.
> Moreover, an important characteristic of CRDTs is that they support decentralised operation: they do not assume the use of a single server, so they can be used in peer-to-peer networks and other decentralised settings. In this regard CRDTs differ from the algorithms used by Google Docs, Trello, and Figma, which require all communication between users to flow via a server.
Practical example: instead of republishing a follow list every time I follow or unfollow someone, I make a follow event with the npub I am interested in following (or unfollowing). Then my client can compute the follow list locally, from the follow and unfollow events.
Suppose that I follow someone from a desktop client but the event did not propagate to every relay I use and/or my phone has been disconnected from the internet for a long time and/or it can only connect to the other half of relays etc and I decided to follow someone, it is just an event.
When connectivity normalizes or you sync your phone with your computer directly over bluetooth (amethyst) or FIPS (nostr vault), they will accept each other’s follow events and converge into the same computed follow list - all without special casing, conflict resolution code (like nostur has) and overall it has less complexity and more guarantees than the proposed “event chains”.
I also suppose it would make calculating follow counts easier (rather than inspecting an unbound number of follow lists you could just request follow/unfollow events filtered by npub).
https://media.libernet.app/s/ks16sw.jpg
胡说的，制度不会破产😇
okay... DNS is sorted
(btw, you can set up DoH in firefox easily. do it if you haven't)
DHCP is the new pain point
Yup. From software engineering to babysitting. How retarded things are today.
https://www.zonaautonoma.org/bludit/chainanalysis-no-se-salva-de-la-caza
acab pero a los chai anal istamistas....
https://image.nostr.build/7d38c24732e097d97c4d4852468a88e239dbb234e35e539bf102772c9e6ca7f4.jpg
https://www.zonaautonoma.org/bludit/seguridad-en-tus-dispositivos-parte-i/seguridad-en-tus-dispositivos-parte-ii
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