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no it's Poland. And also
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that is sooo fucking funny!!
shut down your BTCPay server.
🇦🇺 OPERATION RETURN TO SENDER
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A Completely Non-Threatening Message to Corporate Australia
"Go back where you came from."
An interesting thing to tell a naturalised Australian.
Especially one who has spent twenty years building technology in this country.
Because, mate, if I go back where I came from, I can still deliver payloads to the Northern Beaches.
BEFORE ANYONE CALLS ASIO, PLEASE READ THE MANIFEST.
PAYLOAD 001: A Git commit.
PAYLOAD 002: An independently verified software release.
PAYLOAD 003: A distributed system that actually scales.
PAYLOAD 004: A performance benchmark.
PAYLOAD 005: A functioning public transport timetable.
The last one may cause considerable cultural disruption.
0600 HOURS. NORTHERN BEACHES.
"Sir, we've detected an incoming payload."
"Ballistic?"
"No, sir. Erlang."
"Explosive?"
"No, sir. Fault tolerant."
"What's the target?"
"Corporate inefficiency."
"Good God. Can we intercept it?"
"Unfortunately not, sir. It's open source."
"Any casualties?"
"Three unnecessary management meetings and a PowerPoint presentation."
"What's the blast radius?"
"Zero, sir. But the uptime is extraordinary."
And there you have it.
The extraordinary strategic problem with telling technically capable Australians to leave Australia.
THEY CAN STILL COMPETE FROM ABSOLUTELY ANYWHERE.
Their skills don't disappear at immigration.
Their citizenship doesn't evaporate at the airport.
And their intellectual capital doesn't require a mortgage in the Northern Beaches.
No invasion.
No missiles.
No hostile takeover.
Just software, mathematics, working infrastructure and the occasional politely devastating benchmark.
THREAT LEVEL: EXTREMELY COURTEOUS.
PAYLOAD STATUS: OPEN SOURCE.
CASUALTIES: ZERO.
CORPORATE EMBARRASSMENT: POTENTIALLY SIGNIFICANT.
Oh, very good.
#CorporateAustralia #AustralianTech #NaturalisedAustralians #Engineering #OpenSource #Erlang #AussieSatire #NorthernBeaches #ProofOfWork
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🟧 is always interesting to explore
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ohhh #artstr is full of bots now 😐
who is your provider?
$3.50 is quite reasonable
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i've finally got someone to talk to in white noise!
his name is niko
handsome lad
he's sitting right next to me
he's my brother
Sadly, it’s not posted on the @npub155m…dcvg Nostr profile, but if you still run an instance, stop. Immediately. 🛑
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anon escaped the doom spiral
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https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1xlggjf/anon_escaped_the_doom_spiral/
OPERATION SINGLE POINT OF FAILURE. 🇦🇺
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"General, enemy intelligence has identified Australia's greatest concentration of executive leadership."
"The Northern Beaches?"
"Affirmative, sir."
"Will we require missiles?"
"Negative, sir. There's only one bus service we need to worry about."
"Good God. Is the entire Australian economy dependent on it?"
"According to LinkedIn, yes."
"Shall we disrupt it?"
"Unnecessary, sir. Sydney's public transport system has already cancelled the service."
0900 HOURS: Executive leadership unreachable.
1000 HOURS: Board meetings suspended.
1100 HOURS: Nobody authorised the continuity plan.
1200 HOURS: The rest of Australia discovers the factories, hospitals, farms and servers are still working.
THREAT LEVEL: REPLACEMENT BUS SERVICE.
AUSTRALIA'S STRATEGIC DEFENCE PERIMETER: A BUS TIMETABLE AND A PROPERTY PORTFOLIO.
Not even the enemy could have designed a better satire.
#OperationSinglePointOfFailure #Sydney #NorthernBeaches #InsularPeninsula #AustralianSatire #AussieHumour #CorporateCulture #ExecutiveLeadership #PublicTransport #SydneyTransport #BusRouteDefence #EconomicResilience #HousingCrisis #PropertyMarket #AussieBattler #LinkedInSatire #StrategicFailure #NoBosses #Straya
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#nostrich
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🇦🇺 D-DAY: THE NORTHERN BEACHES LANDING
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OPERATION INSULAR OVERLORD
0600 HOURS. SYDNEY COASTLINE.
The fog lifts.
The landing craft approach.
The Insular Peninsula prepares for the greatest confrontation since somebody suggested extending the railway.
"Enemy vessels approaching, sir!"
"How many?"
"Thousands!"
"Are they armed?"
"Worse, sir. They're carrying renters, teachers, tradies and people who expect public transport."
GENERAL QUARTERS. PROTECT THE PROPERTY VALUES.
The first wave reaches the beach.
Immediately issued parking fines.
The second wave attempts to establish a bridgehead.
Rejected by the strata committee.
The third wave requests access through the peninsula.
"Sorry, mate. You'll have to catch the bus."
High command is stunned.
Centuries of military doctrine. Billions invested in defensive infrastructure.
And Sydney's elite have constructed a defensive perimeter from traffic congestion, property prices and a fucking bus timetable.
By 0900 hours, the invasion has stalled.
Not a shot fired.
The property portfolio remains intact.
The treasurer announces a special levy for an Iron Dome battery, provided it doesn't obstruct the ocean views.
FINAL BATTLEFIELD REPORT:
Beaches secured.
Public transport defeated.
Affordable housing missing in action.
Property values holding the line.
THE NORTHERN BEACHES HAVE SURVIVED D-DAY.
Unfortunately, so has the housing crisis.
WELCOME TO NORMANDY, NSW.
Where the D in D-Day stands for Development Application.
#Sydney #NorthernBeaches #AustralianSatire #PropertyMarket #HousingCrisis #AussieBattler #OperationOverlord
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Imagem gerada com fract.
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Reproduzir:
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Projeto:
https://github.com/girino/random-mandelbrot-generator
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But a phoenix rising from the ashes 🐦🔥
Good luck. I don't blame devs for not working with those dicks.
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🇦🇺 OPERATION INSULAR PENINSULA
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SYDNEY'S FIRST STRATA-FUNDED MISSILE DEFENCE SYSTEM
EMERGENCY STRATA MEETING. NORTHERN BEACHES. 0600 HOURS.
Gentlemen, the geopolitical situation has deteriorated.
The long guns are out. North Korea's been shopping. The missile age is upon us.
And somebody has raised a deeply troubling question.
WHO'S PROTECTING THE WATERFRONT PROPERTY PORTFOLIO?
An extraordinary meeting is convened.
AGENDA ITEM 1: Deploy armed police to the beaches.
AGENDA ITEM 2: Acquire Iron Dome.
AGENDA ITEM 3: Determine whether missile interceptors obstruct ocean views.
AGENDA ITEM 4: Special levy.
The treasurer rises.
"Can the interceptor system be negatively geared?"
The property manager consults the bylaws.
"Only if it's permanently attached to the investment property."
An elderly shareholder objects.
"Absolutely not. That battery will destroy our uninterrupted views of the Pacific."
A younger investor suggests putting the whole system on Airbnb.
PREMIUM BEACHFRONT ACCOMMODATION. INTEGRATED MISSILE DEFENCE. TWO-NIGHT MINIMUM.
Meanwhile, some poor bastard in Western Sydney is still calculating whether he can afford to turn on the air conditioner.
The tactical commander clears his throat.
"Sir, rifles don't intercept ballistic missiles."
"Well, can we at least get the boys photographed outside the beachfront properties?"
"Certainly, sir."
"Excellent. Property values secured."
Australia's real defence challenge is serious. But you can already imagine the Sydney property market trying to turn national air defence into an exclusive amenity.
WELCOME TO THE INSULAR PENINSULA.
Where even the apocalypse requires strata approval.
THREAT LEVEL: PREMIUM WATERFRONT.
DEFENCE STATUS: SUBJECT TO BODY CORPORATE APPROVAL.
SPECIAL LEVY: YOUR GRANDCHILDREN WILL BE PAYING IT.
#Sydney #NorthernBeaches #AustralianSatire #PropertyMarket #MissileDefence #Geopolitics #AussieBattler #StrataLife #NationalSecurity
Two trillion in debt spending per year? You gotta pump those numbers up!
Wow that's freaking awesome 😎
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Letting the commoners buy RAM is wasteful
Hear Footsteps Turnaround.mvk
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In theory yes, but every dipshit in this industry wants to take credit for inventing the next global whatever, so by slapping a ticker symbol like XEC or ECX on the name is an attempt to hijack it for their own benefit, and thus “ecash” will never become a neutral term like email. The incentives ruined it.