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🚨 DAMAGEBDD — STATUS: READY. 🇦🇺💀
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Well, that escalated fucking quickly.
Started with a harmless joke about retired programmers joining the Air Force because nobody else has spent 30 years dreaming of destroying legacy infrastructure.
One LinkedIn comment later, somebody's tagging the US Secretary of Defense.
MATE. WE WERE JUST TRYING TO DELETE THE MONOLITH. 😂
Apparently, distributed verification, thousands of remote operators and a strong coffee now constitute a defence strategy.
And here's the hilarious part.
DamageBDD actually has a serious proposition underneath all this absurdity:
Distributed behavioural execution. Independently verifiable evidence. Immutable reports. Cryptographic attestations.
Not another dashboard telling you everything is green.
PROVE IT'S GREEN.
Nobody's claiming a Pentagon contract. Nobody's pretending the Air Force called.
But the architecture is real, the code exists, and the proposition is simple:
Don't trust the operator. Verify the behaviour.
Thirty years of production support have prepared us for this moment.
Deployment status: READY.
Coffee status: CRITICAL.
Technical debt: HOSTILE.
Pentagon procurement: NOT FOUND.
Verification: NON-NEGOTIABLE.
PROBATI SUPERSUNT.
The verified survive.
#DamageBDD #TheVerifiedSurvive #DistributedSystems #DevOps #Cybersecurity #DefenceTech #Erlang #TechSatire #AussieHumour
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Waffles or eggs this morning?
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I really wanted to scan that.
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Tbh kinda rage baited me at first with that clip. Idk what your background is but these are some of my legitimate thoughts and I am a prominent member of my community. Im willing to explain my opinions but discussing English isn't really my thing. Language is a mean unto an ends for me from what ive learned in meme culture. I'm fairly curtain you've understood what ive stated.
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#jornaisdodia https://nostr.download/5af92110a0d02f45f2ec40a5f78ed737fdfb2f2b3c094812e51270febb758506.webp
https://pablo.fail/goodbye-emmanuel-santiago
#jornaisdodia https://nostr.download/ae1fa0daac13b6acbd8e6e2043248ae03f04f768e0efaaac01de229c756b448d.webp
#jornaisdodia https://nostr.download/ab09a52bb23c328c873a880648183c2703f77173fe411f5610f0404a47a2220f.webp
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This is how I use nostr:
#nevent1q…7tth
Build your own tilde, part I: from an empty server to ~you
https://pablomurad.com/build-your-own-tilde-part-1/
#tilde #pubnix #tildeverse #unix
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This track absolute rocks! 🎸 That classic, driving rhythm gives it such an amazing energy—can't wait to blast both the studio version and the Live at Rockpile take. Awesome to see you dropping this across RSS and Nostr! 🎶🔥
https://media.libernet.app/s/suvy3x.mp4
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I feel like the exact amount of spit required in the pot probably took a while to figure out, so I only imagine the amount of shards that went somewhere else.
🇦🇺 PROBABLY SUPER CUNT.
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The Romans had a saying:
PROBATI SUPERSUNT.
The verified survive.
Two thousand years of philosophy. Civilisation. Mathematics. Engineering. Empires rising and falling.
Then some Australian cunt reads the inscription.
"PROBABLY SUPER CUNT."
FUCKING PERFECT. 😂
The Romans spent centuries perfecting the language of civilisation.
The Australians reduced it to a performance review.
And somehow, it's more accurate.
Because after 30 years of production outages, incompetent management, architectural disasters, broken promises and systems held together by absolute fucking witchcraft...
You're not a senior engineer.
You're not a distinguished architect.
You're not even a principal consultant.
You're a PROBABLY SUPER CUNT.
Battle-tested. Production-hardened. Independently verified.
Not certified by some committee of dickheads.
VERIFIED BY SURVIVAL.
And when the entire technological circus finally collapses under the weight of its own bullshit...
The verified survive.
PROBATI SUPERSUNT.
DAMAGEBDD.
Let's fucking end it, motherfucker. 🇦🇺
#ProbatiSupersunt #ProbablySuperCunt #TheVerifiedSurvive #DamageBDD #AussieHumour #ProgrammerHumour #TechSatire #Erlang #TalesFromAbsurdia
Don't feel bad if it doesn't happen for you. It's our job as men to get in there and poop on that baby if our woman needs us. Also, look for the men in the brown striped shirts. A lot of hospitals employ these "poopystripers" to go door to door pooping on any babies that might have missed out. 💪💪
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#nevent1q…wcvx
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nothing fancy besides added mDNS resolution, i am using Quad9 unfiltered as the upstream (quic)
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🚨 SCAM RADAR
⚠️ you won
Original: #note10l4…lkms
🇬🇧 This is the classic "urgent deadline" scam — LEGO wouldn’t warn you about removing bricks via a random Nostr post, let alone with a fake countdown. Why would they beg you to buy now when they’re the ones deleting stock? "Pick a Brick" is a service, not a Black Friday sale.
🇷🇺 Это стандартная уловка с "срочным сроком" — LEGO не будет предупреждать о удалении деталей через случайный пост в Nostr, тем более с поддельным отсчетом. Зачем им просить купить сейчас, если они сами удаляют запасы? "Pick a Brick" — это сервис, а не распродажа. "Спешите, а то в 2027 году останетесь без кирпичей… и денег."
#ScamAlert #NostrSecurity #CryptoScam
If you can share, what did you choose as an upstream nameserver: your own recursive unbound or Cloudflare onion service or something else? All of them suck in various ways; for me, Cloudflare onion service accessed from multiple VPSes and proxied to a locally running CoreDNS with a relaxed cache works adequately reliably.
唐氏综合征又称21-三体综合征，是一种由染色体异常引起的先天性疾病。目前无法治愈，核心特征是智能发育落后和特殊面容，治疗主要以康复教育和对症手术为主。
什么是唐氏综合征
正常人的体细胞有23对（46条）染色体。唐氏综合征患者的体细胞内多了一条21号染色体，变成了47条，因此也被称为“21-三体综合征”。
发病原因
这种染色体异常通常是在生殖细胞形成或受精卵早期分裂过程中，21号染色体没有正常分离导致的。主要诱因包括：
* 母亲高龄：孕妇年龄越大，卵细胞老化，胎儿发病风险显著增加（尤其是35岁以上）。
* 遗传因素：极少数情况与父母染色体易位有关。
* 环境因素：孕期接触致畸物质、放射线或某些药物等。
主要症状
* 特殊面容：眼距宽、鼻梁低平、眼裂小、外耳小，经常张口伸舌且流口水。
* 智力与发育落后：这是最突出的症状，患儿智力低下，体格和动作发育明显慢于同龄儿童。
* 伴发畸形：约50%的患儿伴有先天性心脏病，还可能出现消化道畸形、白血病发病率增高及免疫力低下等问题。
治疗方法
目前医学上还没有方法能把多余的染色体“去掉”从而彻底治愈该病，干预的重点在于提高生活质量：
* 早期教育与训练：对患儿进行长期耐心的智力开发和技能训练，帮助他们掌握基本的生活自理能力。
* 手术矫治：如果伴有先天性心脏病、消化道畸形等严重问题，可以通过外科手术进行矫正。
* 日常护理：注意预防呼吸道感染，关注不同年龄段的生长发育需求。
总而言之，唐氏综合征虽然无法治愈，但通过早期的医疗干预和耐心的教育训练，患儿的能力可以得到一定程度的开发。对于准父母来说，做好孕期的唐氏筛查和无创DNA检测，是预防患儿出生的最有效手段。
Anon finally scores, and so does the clinic
https://i.redd.it/fg9of6ijkqyh1.jpeg
https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1xk1nfv/anon_finally_scores_and_so_does_the_clinic/
I'll still to nature's source thanks.
WHY RETIRED PROGRAMMERS SHOULD BE RECRUITED INTO THE AIR FORCE. ✈️💣
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Nobody on Earth is more psychologically prepared for a bombing mission than a software engineer who's survived 30 years of enterprise IT.
Think about it.
Three decades of production support.
Millions of lines of undocumented code.
Sixteen layers of management.
Forty-seven architectural committees.
A system held together by Java, Excel, XML and one fucking cron job nobody dares touch.
And every single day, somebody tells him:
"We can't just blow it up. It's business critical."
Then one day, the Air Force recruiter arrives.
Recruiter: "How do you feel about eliminating targets?"
Programmer: "Is it a legacy system?"
Recruiter: "It's been there for decades."
Programmer: "Any documentation?"
Recruiter: "None."
Programmer: "Collateral dependencies?"
Recruiter: "Classified."
Programmer: "Do I need approval from the architecture review board?"
Recruiter: "What's that?"
The programmer begins to cry.
For the first time in his adult life, somebody understands him.
Recruiter: "You do realise this isn't a simulation?"
Programmer: "Mate, neither was production."
Unfortunately, the psychological evaluation reveals a problem.
He doesn't want to bomb enemy territory.
He wants to bomb the staging environment, the monolith, the middleware, the Jira server and the building where they hold sprint planning.
REJECTED: TOO MUCH ENTHUSIASM.
Thirty years in software engineering.
Finally qualified to drop bombs.
Still not authorised to delete a fucking database.
THE REAL WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION WERE THE ENTERPRISE SYSTEMS WE BUILT ALONG THE WAY.
#ProgrammerHumour #AirForce #TechSatire #LegacyCode #DevOps #EnterpriseIT #TechnicalDebt #SoftwareEngineering #TalesFromAbsurdia