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2nd one it made... ...

2026-10-31T07:44:12Z

2nd one it made...

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2026-10-31T05:25:17Z

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API info

https://gifs.nostr.build/developers

I had Claude make some motion animations for me. I think they are ...

2026-10-31T07:43:08Z

I had Claude make some motion animations for me. I think they are kind of funny.. here's the first one:

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2026-10-31T05:17:35Z

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Image number 2008 on @nprofile…njz6 ...

2026-10-31T04:21:02Z

Image number 2008 on nostr.build (nprofile…njz6)

No, and they can’t complain about the lack of DEI either.

2026-10-31T03:53:32Z

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No, and they can’t complain about the lack of DEI either.

You ready for the new White House Press Secretary? ...

2026-10-31T03:37:28Z

You ready for the new White House Press Secretary?

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2026-10-31T03:00:22Z

https://www.zonaautonoma.org/bludit/chainanalysis-no-se-salva-de-la-caza

acab pero a los chai anal istamistas....

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2026-10-31T02:59:21Z

https://www.zonaautonoma.org/bludit/seguridad-en-tus-dispositivos-parte-i/seguridad-en-tus-dispositivos-parte-ii

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2026-10-31T02:53:59Z

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😂 #nevent1q…pasl

2026-10-31T02:53:22Z

😂

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anon plays 4D chess with blood donation

https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1xjx3qa/anon_plays_4d_chess_with_blood_donation/

😂

2026-10-31T02:18:53Z

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3 years 😆😂😀 That's all! I've seen people driving ...

2026-10-31T02:13:29Z

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3 years 😆😂😀 That's all! I've seen people driving with a suspended license get 6 years in Indiana.

Chainalysis got hacked? ...

2026-10-31T01:53:54Z

Chainalysis got hacked?

I like them !

2026-10-31T01:59:39Z

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I like them !

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2026-10-31T01:47:34Z

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His face 😂

2026-10-31T01:47:17Z

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His face 😂

I'm so far behind, but I'm so far ahead. This is how I ...

2026-10-31T01:35:06Z

I'm so far behind, but I'm so far ahead.

This is how I feel about the state of my cybersecurity. I'm aware of the vast space of possibilities, and I'm aware of how little of it I've actually explored, but I also know I'm doing 10x as much as the average person to keep my data and my money secure.

Learn a little more each evening between work and family. Spend judiciously on appropriate hardware and services without breaking the bank. Know that you'll never be perfect. That's the game plan.

May you be safe as well ✌

I wouldn’t call it particularly active now, either. But we’re ...

2026-10-31T01:27:49Z

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I wouldn’t call it particularly active now, either. But we’re having a good time anyway!

I did notice that lately Amethyst sends incomplete or slightly ...

2026-10-31T01:26:02Z

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I did notice that lately Amethyst sends incomplete or slightly corrupted images or videos, VitorPamplona (npub1gcx…nj5z) any idea why? Sometimes a few final bytes are missing

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2026-10-31T01:27:13Z

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Wolps are imune to vamps, so no

2026-10-31T01:18:49Z

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Wolps are imune to vamps, so no

There was another Clickhouse CVE with 9.8 rating, so that is ...

2026-10-31T01:22:32Z

There was another Clickhouse CVE with 9.8 rating, so that is patched too, though we had no external exposure to worry about 🫡

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All nostr.build infrastructure was patched and protected. 🫡

Stay safe, anon

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2026-10-31T01:17:45Z

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2026-10-31T01:03:35Z

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+ Floss daily. Very important.

2026-10-31T00:50:37Z

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+ Floss daily. Very important.

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2026-10-31T00:25:33Z

wow really glad I got my @Foundation prime shipped to a dead drop

Do you mean…a prostate?

2026-10-31T00:06:25Z

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Do you mean…a prostate?

I was hoping my client just rendered it wrong but color me ...

2026-10-31T00:00:39Z

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I was hoping my client just rendered it wrong but color me unsurprised.

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2026-10-30T23:57:11Z

You can just trade P2P.

Yes #yestr 💪

2026-10-30T23:47:04Z

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Yes #yestr 💪

No idea 😂

2026-10-30T23:46:24Z

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No idea 😂

2. FCC Sets Vote to Cut Chinese Carriers From US Phone Numbers ...

2026-10-30T23:43:30Z

2. FCC Sets Vote to Cut Chinese Carriers From US Phone Numbers

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Golfo em chamas: o óbito do dólar não é natural. Com $3.995/oz, o ouro confirma a falência da confiança. A inflação de segurança é o último sintoma antes do colapso final do fiat.

Gulf in flames: the dollar's demise is not natural. At $3,995/oz, gold confirms the bankruptcy of confidence. Safe-haven inflation is the last symptom before the final collapse of fiat currency.

@stevefinnigan327 6 hours ago Nice SMEG refrigerator Professor. ...

2026-10-30T23:40:41Z

@stevefinnigan327
6 hours ago
Nice SMEG refrigerator Professor.
Reply

Very cool Ben

2026-10-30T23:32:42Z

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Very cool Ben

Who needs proof reading or editing of any sort when you told it ...

2026-10-30T23:23:30Z

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Who needs proof reading or editing of any sort when you told it to "make no mistakes" 😂

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2026-10-30T23:21:15Z

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There have been lots of reports lately of cashapp blocking or ...

2026-10-30T23:21:04Z

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There have been lots of reports lately of cashapp blocking or restricting payments to specific domains. 💩

You know, your name could be pronounced ”nosh hole.”

2026-10-30T23:18:30Z

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You know, your name could be pronounced ”nosh hole.”

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2026-10-30T23:14:17Z

Dictatorship 😂

2026-10-30T23:10:08Z

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Dictatorship 😂

Be the change you want to see. Put a Bitcoin sticker in the wild. ...

2026-10-30T23:03:49Z

Be the change you want to see. Put a Bitcoin sticker in the wild. Free packs shipped to you — link in bio.

$6? The fuss all about? #naddr1qq…sekw

2026-10-30T22:52:44Z

$6? The fuss all about?

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Binance lost roughly $6.3 billion, and the failure looks like one signing system that a single compromised laptop may have been able to reach.

TRM Labs puts the total at $6.36 billion, about four times the $1.5 billion that walked out of Bybit in February 2025. Most of it left on ten blockchains within roughly 20 minutes of the first transfer at 20:05 UTC.

Binance's initial investigation suggests a compromised DevOps engineer's laptop let an attacker into a service container and submit unauthorized withdrawals. Co-CEO Richard Teng later said the investigation "uncovered additional points of breach."

TRM's best explanation is that the attacker could make Binance's hot wallet signing system sign whatever it wanted. TRM attributes the theft with high confidence to TraderTraitor, the North Korean unit most people lump in with the Lazarus Group.

This is not a Bitcoin failure. TRM puts bitcoin outflows at 18,270 BTC, about $1.47 billion. The address Rob Hamilton pointed to as Binance's cold storage still holds roughly 248,600 BTC and hasn't moved.

Tether froze 971 million USDT 37 minutes after the main sweep, and TRM counts about $2.67 billion in stablecoins frozen overall. If Tether can freeze a hacker's dollars that fast, it can freeze yours. Nobody could freeze the 18,270 BTC.

Expect regulators to say the fix is letting Big Tech and the banks hold your keys. A bigger company is just a bigger single point of failure.

Get your coins off exchanges.

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Blue-eyed souls. 🤷

2026-10-30T22:48:49Z

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Blue-eyed souls. 🤷

https://i.nostr.build/ynNeIEh75c8VayY8O3i4pC.gif

2026-10-30T22:43:46Z

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Schrödinger’s nostr 😂

2026-10-30T22:43:03Z

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Schrödinger’s nostr 😂

The specific researchers are Nikolaos Papadis and Leandros ...

2026-10-30T22:40:26Z

The specific researchers are Nikolaos Papadis and Leandros Tassiulas, both affiliated with Yale University in the paper. Their work is “Deep Reinforcement Learning-based Rebalancing Policies for Profit Maximization of Relay Nodes in Payment Channel Networks”, first posted in October 2022. It received the Best Paper Award at MARBLE 2023. [eprint.iacr.org](https://eprint.iacr.org/2022/1385?utm_source=chatgpt.com)

Paper: [https://arxiv.org/abs/2210.07302](https://arxiv.org/abs/2210.07302)
Full text: [https://arxiv.org/html/2210.07302v2](https://arxiv.org/html/2210.07302v2)

They model a relay node with two channels and an on-chain reserve. Payments arrive unpredictably from either direction. At regular decision points, the node chooses whether to perform a submarine swap into or out of each channel, and how much to move. Swaps incur fees and take time, during which payments continue arriving. Their question is: when does paying to restore liquidity earn more in subsequent routing revenue than the intervention costs? [arxiv.org](https://arxiv.org/html/2210.07302v2?utm_source=chatgpt.com)

The Markov decision process describes that problem; reinforcement learning supplies an approximate solution. Their policy, RebEL—“Rebalancing Enabled by Learning”—uses the Soft Actor-Critic algorithm to learn decisions from simulated experience. They compare it with balance-threshold rules and a demand-based policy that favours large, infrequent swaps. RebEL performs better under most of their tested conditions. [GitHub](https://github.com/npapadis/payment-channel-rebalancing?utm_source=chatgpt.com)

One qualification to my earlier wording: this particular study optimises submarine swaps for routing profit. It does not jointly optimise circular rebalancing and fee changes, and its results come from simulation. Section 3.2 gives the explicit MDP formulation; section 4.2 explains the learning algorithm. [arxiv.org](https://arxiv.org/html/2210.07302v2?utm_source=chatgpt.com)

Their simulator and implementation are available here: [https://github.com/npapadis/payment-channel-rebalancing](https://github.com/npapadis/payment-channel-rebalancing). [GitHub](https://github.com/npapadis/payment-channel-rebalancing?utm_source=chatgpt.com)

https://chatgpt.com/s/t_6ae51cb328a881918e3150567e5431db

All nostr.build infrastructure was patched and protected. 🫡 ...

2026-10-30T22:37:06Z

All nostr.build infrastructure was patched and protected. 🫡

Stay safe, anon

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🚨 PSA for anyone running a Linux server, node, or relay

CVE-2026-98432 is a critical Linux kernel bug (CVSS 9.8). Someone on the internet can send crafted TCP packets and take over your machine. No login needed.

Ubuntu and Red Hat haven't shipped a fixed kernel yet. Debian, SUSE, Oracle and Amazon have.

What to do today:

1. Check your kernel: uname -r
Fixed versions: 6.1.190+, 6.6.159+, 6.12.113+, 6.18.56+, 7.2.10+ or 7.3+. Below that, you're exposed.

2. If your distro has a fix, update and reboot.

3. If not, block the attack. It needs TCP packets with "IP options," which normal traffic never uses. One nftables rule drops them. Log what gets dropped so you can see if someone's probing you.

4. Turn off MPTCP unless you need it:
sysctl -w net.mptcp.enabled=0
Programs built with Go 1.24+ use MPTCP automatically, and that's how the known exploit gets in.

5. Make it survive a reboot, and check it still works after one.

If you run a Bitcoin node, a Lightning node or a Nostr relay, your machine is on the internet by design. Do this today.

Self-hosting is freedom. Patching is part of the job. 🛡️

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2026-10-30T22:35:48Z

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First conversation with Argon, looks good? ...

2026-10-30T22:13:29Z

First conversation with Argon, looks good?