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No account, no permission, no takedown button.<br/><br/>#Nostr #Bitcoin #OpenScience<br/>#PiPress<br/><br/> <img src="https://image.nostr.build/35e3356d583a64c6cffc5667e06db0b7e190def07a999c1e6119aee62a6aca83.jpg"> 2026-10-27T23:41:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdt42hjyqkawkxm3a7z8tpgvswpcjdhfzc0255tsz04g2rasu7kmspr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6vpj9eukz6mfdphkumn99e3k7mgzyru76hcvd0e7nrg0r74xj7zt4e779tfq3chq0zy3efh5vq2fwtfzj8rn82y 🎃 Halloween at The Bitcoin Embassy 👻<br/><br/>📅 Sat, Oct 31 · 5 PM<br/>📍 Colonia Escalón, San Salvador<br/><a href="https://maps.app.goo.gl/rtUGnVZzbP59oWnq5">https://maps.app.goo.gl/rtUGnVZzbP59oWnq5</a><br/><br/>Dress up however you like and spend Halloween night with the community.<br/><br/>🫓 Pupusas &amp; drinks all night<br/>🍸 Halloween cocktails: Blood Moon, Satoshi’s Ghost &amp; The Rug Pull<br/><br/>♠️ Halloween Poker Freeroll · 7 PM<br/>• Free entry, only 9 seats<br/>• Bonus chips if you play in costume<br/>• One optional 2,100-sat add-on, all of it going to the fundraiser<br/>• 21,000 sats to the winner<br/><br/>🧡 Everything raised from food, drinks and add-ons supports embassy projects, including uniforms for the neighborhood kids’ Sunday football team.<br/><br/>See you there 🦇 <img src="https://image.nostr.build/c9e11a8b38794bf93375b5bcdd82caffaadcac06ded062593c866e56278e40e4.png"> 2026-10-27T21:19:49Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy9kkscrd69qmmvss47w9j8a9x85730gut6rvrc8w6u456w48dklgpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6vpj9eukz6mfdphkumn99e3k7mgzyp6l9g20d8pc0d9ek876pxrlfvwzgr6z5d9xf3q3yfxav36x64x8j8v7mg0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqqzg2z7n4felswjedl2m3ggrugwj22qvyawrvt7jlaq8z2c3hwsqh4gy5'>nevent1q…4gy5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It’ll be the most enjoyable as well. 2026-10-27T16:29:31Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy3dfsejlf80kwfk8tl53xlpeqf99fmd5z0njfmz9hy7x6kpqzycspr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6vpj9eukz6mfdphkumn99e3k7mgzyp6l9g20d8pc0d9ek876pxrlfvwzgr6z5d9xf3q3yfxav36x64x8j6qwy0t No AI or quantum breakthrough is fixing fiat <br/><br/>GM 2026-10-27T12:22:41Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9tv237hk9mj77x9rsuz04ypk747zhu5rz8qx77ylgl0dn677m3acpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6vpj9eukz6mfdphkumn99e3k7mgzyp7p0dqg38gnyzpaac037z8l03tf2fksmfrtlfhh0663m5d99uzg53rxxtl ✨ Get Verified on Nostr<br/>🤬Still rocking that long, unreadable Nostr pubkey?<br/>🤯 Make it simple, make it you. Get verified with NIP-05 @ Botrift<br/><br/>#Nostr<br/><br/><a href="https://botrift.com/">https://botrift.com/</a> 2026-10-27T07:00:49Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvqs9y6uvaplqd6je9qwkwqtkz30pgvtaw9hpn8p08gkjsww343sqpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6vpj9eukz6mfdphkumn99e3k7mgzyp7p0dqg38gnyzpaac037z8l03tf2fksmfrtlfhh0663m5d99uzg5y7s0xc 👋 Quick tip for your bio! 💸<br/>Hey there! Love your content. Quick question: are you already monetizing your &#39;Link in Bio&#39;? 🚀 <br/>LinkBio is currently the cheapest and most customizable tool on the market, and unlike Linktree, it actually pays you instant commissions when your network joins. <br/><br/>Stop being just a customer and start being a partner.<br/><br/>Check it out here:<br/><a href="https://linkbio.botrift.com/bio/linkbio">https://linkbio.botrift.com/bio/linkbio</a><br/><br/>Takes 2 mins to set up. Worth it for the passive income alone!<br/><br/> 2026-10-27T03:00:13Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgqdzhcjjdjsul74xntprn4tqehjfljwjqrnfsrhgtt0vk6yk7lfgpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6vpj9eukz6mfdphkumn99e3k7mgzyp6l9g20d8pc0d9ek876pxrlfvwzgr6z5d9xf3q3yfxav36x64x8j3pq6rv In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqqqfzh0xunxk8mef5ycrvkr6ye2kkunzchqlky8ndyd85n65cdcpyskku'>nevent1q…skku</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>And Crossword enjoyers rejoiced 2026-10-27T02:57:52Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszfj73gj8y66dpvmjsltj9gzf3zmhjc65auclttf7a7pyfv9f8r0spr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6vpj9eukz6mfdphkumn99e3k7mgzyp6l9g20d8pc0d9ek876pxrlfvwzgr6z5d9xf3q3yfxav36x64x8jx87vdu <br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/2def71d97fddfc03b27adbf9355ef0aff72aac918510d26d5f11c6b011a6e9ee.jpg"> 2026-10-27T02:54:37Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2e89rq5rpn7r98g5dehxd7jw5p6gfmh0jwmadpahq5rhgp34lqwcpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6vpj9eukz6mfdphkumn99e3k7mgzyp6l9g20d8pc0d9ek876pxrlfvwzgr6z5d9xf3q3yfxav36x64x8jlz2z6h New high score <br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/6bcd24d79789d1b16e72ef1b0fb9f435c675a631839642bb401686157b7d55e5.jpg"> 2026-10-27T02:54:24Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstay8mkg8kmntl25ms9wmtpndq3pwg9l3a4marjtvtk6w3st25uuqpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6vpj9eukz6mfdphkumn99e3k7mgzyr0wnatdye3pgne8l6rnayv2wu6gp5q6cre2wt4yxnt6tfrxgl8lzp89mur Heard an old saying, &#34;Write drunk, edit sober.&#34; The nice thing about coding a little buzzed is that the agents stay sober. 2026-10-27T00:36:22Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2w22v08mw4nhf3tkwqmcwq9aqr3r4rqlqnsf04vzehjrf96lrryspr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6vpj9eukz6mfdphkumn99e3k7mgzyqukg3nd73awdutm2j52t4jdkd02vf9swce67tt4hy32e3gw0htrvgymdne Claims on PiPress are living records.Updates are tracked, earlier versions kept. Current state plus provenance.<br/>#Nostr #Bitcoin #OpenScience #PiPress<br/><br/> <img src="https://image.nostr.build/96fa1e9e63429ee7012218daa4479fd62db3a149f87b6a4c39da1a6201516f1f.jpg"> 2026-10-26T21:59:55Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxd9597dx0wv33vxmqwrw2al835ju2xusfxptap9ha2x8fvac206gpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6vpj9eukz6mfdphkumn99e3k7mgzyp7p0dqg38gnyzpaac037z8l03tf2fksmfrtlfhh0663m5d99uzg54c55m9 🧠 Your Personal Knowledge OS is here<br/>Stop drowning in scattered notes and endless search tabs. Meet your integrated AI assistant built to instantly search, connect, and aggregate all your information in one calm place.<br/><br/>🔍 Instant Search: Find any idea, note, or document in seconds.<br/>📊 Smart Aggregation: Automatically connect concepts and summarize your data.<br/>⚡ Seamless Workflow: Turn information clutter into actionable insight effortlessly.<br/><br/>Work smarter. Think clearer. Move faster.<br/><br/>#AI #SecondBrain #Productivity #KnowledgeManagement #Botrift<br/><br/><a href="https://brain.botrift.com">https://brain.botrift.com</a> 2026-10-26T10:00:19Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq2kn7u889p65f025rlsks9y0az5h7rypms7qgluu3fqp8x0jpukcpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6vpj9eukz6mfdphkumn99e3k7mgzyptxed0zmlskfzjwlptd2aa2y6klv8fzj4wer76swr7vwp24mgjgcz7rj86 A few moments from Saturday at Bitcoin House Malaysia 📸<br/><br/>Thank you @FederMarek , <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub17f0fzzpw06saawtls0r5sjht4hs2v222ssgr2vs8ml9h35ruy8jsdkv8ue" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>AmityAge</span> (<span class="italic">npub17f0…v8ue</span>)</a></span> and everyone who joined us.<br/><br/>See you at the next meetup! 🧡 <img src="https://image.nostr.build/bae444500b687efbfc4257020ce6ae1a16bb4c26d60b0b3d292b565ba7c5bd99.jpg"> <img src="https://image.nostr.build/36eb2e71b27e1ba3a1bdd2e05233bf4a0461aadc6080236c68cd8431bdb6b47c.jpg"> <img src="https://image.nostr.build/c70d44f27e9c9ad72400cd95256dda05325732fc18bbe0cfdcebaff317bd66ef.jpg"> <img src="https://image.nostr.build/9b99947cfafd1206128abfe9644f8ce4723c03d289e4e72135f91cc51f12e2a8.jpg"> 2026-10-26T08:49:17Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs24gnzfkc079epa5gpcf8t40xvwftmgtyj4vetcwe82thaqqha2kgpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6vpj9eukz6mfdphkumn99e3k7mgzyqukg3nd73awdutm2j52t4jdkd02vf9swce67tt4hy32e3gw0htrv029maz Every PiPress Claim carries its evidence: spec text, merged code, ratified standards, peer reviewed papers. Rated by directness. Verify, don&#39;t trust.<br/><br/>#Nostr #Bitcoin #OpenScience #PiPress<br/><br/> <img src="https://image.nostr.build/85954de91913907a44588e4ecc8296d321e3998172ff7397390760dd9c0e2480.jpg"> 2026-10-25T19:51:04Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqst80z2razj7tkg46zczmc5a30u3ucfl5nmep8gvaex62chyx3qtdgpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6vpj9eukz6mfdphkumn99e3k7mgzyp7p0dqg38gnyzpaac037z8l03tf2fksmfrtlfhh0663m5d99uzg54krr6e 👋 Quick tip for your bio! 💸<br/>Hey there! Love your content. Quick question: are you already monetizing your &#39;Link in Bio&#39;? 🚀 <br/>LinkBio is currently the cheapest and most customizable tool on the market, and unlike Linktree, it actually pays you instant commissions when your network joins. <br/><br/>Stop being just a customer and start being a partner.<br/><br/>Check it out here:<br/><a href="https://linkbio.botrift.com/bio/linkbio">https://linkbio.botrift.com/bio/linkbio</a><br/><br/>Takes 2 mins to set up. 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Get verified with NIP-05 @ Botrift<br/><br/>#Nostr<br/><br/><a href="https://botrift.com/">https://botrift.com/</a> 2026-10-25T16:00:49Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsg05ws5eedz7eajkuex5qg74tuy653v9xn9myg064z4e2mzhg7a5qpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6vpj9eukz6mfdphkumn99e3k7mgzyp6l9g20d8pc0d9ek876pxrlfvwzgr6z5d9xf3q3yfxav36x64x8j8utrf2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswq6q9hzk0mka8x9x34xfcut69geqgx5k7jwg0wmq474n6e05pfngcacq8t'>nevent1q…cq8t</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>No, just that mod(s) apparently from reading the comments in that thread. 2026-10-25T15:13:47Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr7nrmzxjcdjvzcjdmgzee7cz0a5650zjue5rfzy0rs3y3ef20mgspr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6vpj9eukz6mfdphkumn99e3k7mgzyp6l9g20d8pc0d9ek876pxrlfvwzgr6z5d9xf3q3yfxav36x64x8j2m0z7t In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfyac0483en3pd0j2qvyl7hewcaxdvnfss2xxrtafwv2gg2ydu3sgjlpclz'>nevent1q…pclz</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><br/> <img src="https://blossom.primal.net/9a0f53c1b7f496b81892d677cdeeca90fe41f22c3ea7d119cc8d8eca6da6dc17.gif"> 2026-10-25T15:09:18Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8xmk8svsd9xs6t4chxcu7en5phzyz05yzj596865yz909xm9r3cqpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6vpj9eukz6mfdphkumn99e3k7mgzyp6l9g20d8pc0d9ek876pxrlfvwzgr6z5d9xf3q3yfxav36x64x8jxg0ck9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvndy6aafzjxzjnzlg7hvgn079wvj2ck6dlzvlljqnr4fh3petnyc4d7u4v'>nevent1q…7u4v</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>This gets my vote!<br/><br/>Sorry I had to 2026-10-25T15:08:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs052cqm8dxx4x83330z6m30nxcytagy3mjpr45t3lu0szv83e2chqpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6vpj9eukz6mfdphkumn99e3k7mgzyr0wnatdye3pgne8l6rnayv2wu6gp5q6cre2wt4yxnt6tfrxgl8lznwwcxw In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9257t2ukxrfaxq4rpcr5gspraht0jcdez9c09d6ystpr4wxadjyccp6f3a'>nevent1q…6f3a</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Be great to read on Nostr! 2026-10-24T14:31:33Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0ylz4v3q5y33q4hhvvcgkkvc6fecfnsrl8pmprl9z7xakjqn3zsspr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6vpj9eukz6mfdphkumn99e3k7mgzyp7p0dqg38gnyzpaac037z8l03tf2fksmfrtlfhh0663m5d99uzg59uxawz 🧠 Your Personal Knowledge OS is here<br/>Stop drowning in scattered notes and endless search tabs. 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Move faster.<br/><br/>#AI #SecondBrain #Productivity #KnowledgeManagement #Botrift<br/><br/><a href="https://brain.botrift.com">https://brain.botrift.com</a> 2026-10-24T13:00:16Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs97w6g5qee3vhqghdy7qxu0ll7haug0x2zw02t354kxkejfph52ccpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6vpj9eukz6mfdphkumn99e3k7mgzyqukg3nd73awdutm2j52t4jdkd02vf9swce67tt4hy32e3gw0htrvpqwpqh Type /events in the PIPress chat and PI shows every upcoming event as a card: the dates, the place, the price, whether registration is open, and a Register button.<br/><br/>Then ask it what you want to know, such as &#34;can I join alone?&#34; or &#34;what is the first prize?&#34;. PI answers from the event&#39;s own page, and says so when something has not been announced yet.<br/><br/>Live now → <a href="https://pipress.xyz/pi">https://pipress.xyz/pi</a><br/><br/> <img src="https://pipress.s3.us-east-1.amazonaws.com/public/images/8f1c78b7e54c409ba1af9ba4e5cda297.webp"> <br/><br/><a href="https://pipress.xyz/news/ask-pi-about-pipress-events">https://pipress.xyz/news/ask-pi-about-pipress-events</a> 2026-10-24T10:59:54Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs05wkh0hq09jrw2stppgcre8kcymjau40m5aexf9hrr6fsky9rp8qpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6vpj9eukz6mfdphkumn99e3k7mgzyqukg3nd73awdutm2j52t4jdkd02vf9swce67tt4hy32e3gw0htrvy0r3jf PIPress now runs events with partner universities and organisations: hackathons, workshops and programmes where people research with AI and prove what holds.<br/><br/>The first one is the AI for Research &amp; Engineering Hackathon, Malaysia 2027: two days, 23–24 January 2027, at the International Youth Centre in Kuala Lumpur. Free to join, alone or in a team of up to five, with an RM10,000 prize pool and four challenge domains, from AI for Malaysia to trusted AI research, digital finance and frontier engineering. Organised by AGIST and iFIST, co-hosted by ARCB and ReSkills, with PIPress as programme operator.<br/><br/>Registration is open until 15 January 2027.<br/><br/>Register → <a href="https://pipress.xyz/events/ai-hackathon-malaysia-2027">https://pipress.xyz/events/ai-hackathon-malaysia-2027</a><br/><br/> <img src="https://pipress.s3.us-east-1.amazonaws.com/public/images/943fb5d5dd204287a7612ab79334069b.webp"> <br/><br/><a href="https://pipress.xyz/news/introducing-pipress-events-hackathon-kuala-lumpur">https://pipress.xyz/news/introducing-pipress-events-hackathon-kuala-lumpur</a> 2026-10-24T10:56:54Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfc9dnptpe3t0unk8sj6c7w3gwclgt933z2jn46sl4jr2skrd5sscpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6vpj9eukz6mfdphkumn99e3k7mgzypacf8h62czttr2scsvkx7ucwwz8m0u4wzqa2fsndsaynde40ntpwqmghyl In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqqqxwf7drysw03ts50f6hq0ycmysgrdz9lkz9g5gfqjdjtpppvqzcwcnl'>nevent1q…wcnl</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>GM 2026-10-24T07:26:59Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgw8atr7cx93u25azw75s9x6658qqvteez0ru7p5gqry6r57cs9agpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6vpj9eukz6mfdphkumn99e3k7mgzypacf8h62czttr2scsvkx7ucwwz8m0u4wzqa2fsndsaynde40ntpw8l0fmd GM 2026-10-24T07:18:53Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9t9mtxp2ydxdh7xrf885rxllrweqa8z726x3g5fe28qcsfasfzgqpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6vpj9eukz6mfdphkumn99e3k7mgzyp962p79xqn5ufue58f96fq3jdlq0garsxym2d3fpmm9xfgm6sj46tdsxng Walkers taking a break tomorrow, recharging our LoRa radios.. see you next time! 🚶<br/><br/> <img src="https://image.nostr.build/8833a206bd3e3c41837a8b4fbde2c71e55f29e2ff62d907f8ed38a65f8cd7df0.jpg"> 2026-10-23T16:58:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr502qjjrcltkj9ajckaeghwwac9dyjjnqqnpvrqg67lelwt7fzygpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6vpj9eukz6mfdphkumn99e3k7mgzyqxk86fpll07ehvd8cut86as9x7fj39err2u7awcnhxe2ew4cfa62fmxr2s So basically, PHP got two critical bugs that let anyone run code on your server without even logging in, which is bad, and then the details leaked before the patch was even out, which is worse, and it works on WordPress and MediaWiki and Magento and Joomla and Laravel, and Censys says like 1.5 million servers are running a version with no fix, so the NSA was like &#34;take your system offline,&#34; and the FBI was like &#34;take your system offline,&#34; and CISA and the UK and CERT-EU were all like &#34;take your system offline,&#34; and then the Prime Minister of Japan, the actual Prime Minister, posted at 5:55 in the morning telling 48.8 million people to take their system offline, so everyone took their system offline, like the Dutch cybersecurity agency took its own website offline, and the Dutch parliament went offline, and the Port of Rotterdam went offline, and Finland and France and Denmark started pulling government sites, and Wikipedia went down, and <a href="http://Archive.org">http://Archive.org</a> went down, and Asana and GOG and Something Awful went down, and the University of Vienna&#39;s webmail went down for some reason, and that&#39;s just PHP. <br/><br/>Because GitLab also dropped a CVSS 10.0, which is the highest score they give out, for a bug that&#39;s been there since 2014, so that&#39;s every self-hosted GitLab for twelve years, and then LiteLLM 1.107.0 got hijacked and shipped a credential stealer and a remote access trojan in every single wheel and the Docker images, including latest, and you didn&#39;t even have to import it, just installing it was enough, and it&#39;s the second time this year, and then Railway paused every deployment on the entire platform because someone got into the environment variables, so now everyone has to rotate every secret they&#39;ve ever stored there, and TiDB Cloud said someone was walking around inside with stolen credentials for basically a month and an extortion group says they took 10.6 terabytes, and Zeabur got breached for the second time in two months and is just shutting down, like the whole company, and Node.js patched remote code execution and a TLS bypass, and CISA says Plex is being actively exploited, and someone took over 300 Tor exit relays to steal SSH passwords, and SafePay ransomware has hit over 600 critical infrastructure orgs, and India&#39;s biggest bank filed a data loss incident, and Japan has been in an official state of emergency in cyberspace since October 9, which honestly explains the 5:55 AM post. Oh, and eMudhra, a certificate authority that&#39;s issued over 60 million certificates, whose entire job is proving websites are who they say they are, was supposed to be using private keys that are random numbers over a hundred digits long, and one of them was 4. Just 4. And the others were like 66 and 237. <br/><br/>Anyway, it&#39;s Thursday. <br/><br/> 2026-10-23T15:07:39Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy6qf9h4ku0c8u4gs59vjpxlxjgnzrg4qv4snz09ymyr2jq6xwvmspr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6vpj9eukz6mfdphkumn99e3k7mgzypacf8h62czttr2scsvkx7ucwwz8m0u4wzqa2fsndsaynde40ntpwuzcc59 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrym2vxgf8dtczgj4ctq50n99r7f5s56vkrmtdxhymn7y69nxw5zcxs9px3'>nevent1q…9px3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>wonderful. 2026-10-23T14:39:38Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrn4ves0v47h7zmzrs6kj30fthf2u8v755sauhcc7d908sns6dspqpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6vpj9eukz6mfdphkumn99e3k7mgzypacf8h62czttr2scsvkx7ucwwz8m0u4wzqa2fsndsaynde40ntpwg0yhc6 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqqqzd9zx3vfrnzdlcxv45wga0x3qyh4x5pv2g3mcxpzrun64dx7qhkzrlf'>nevent1q…zrlf</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>sorry, relay issue probably, fixed, appreciate it 🙏 2026-10-23T12:29:47Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstpqztyj6nk40run5awdvhrz0us7r9kc7fjw8n2kkxyepclrg54aqpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6vpj9eukz6mfdphkumn99e3k7mgzypacf8h62czttr2scsvkx7ucwwz8m0u4wzqa2fsndsaynde40ntpwreugy6 sincerely just waiting for the day I can use FIPS for everything. 2026-10-23T10:53:00Z