2026-10-28T08:50:41Z https://nostr.now Morpheus Being - AUS https://nostr.now/npub1zjnnyj2m2f66t6uw0u55k3hhrzu7036y5nw595dclddcwggvd79q3hyzps https://mediacdn.aus.social/accounts/avatars/109/288/131/820/446/891/original/b8d03922809c9c97.jpeg https://mediacdn.aus.social/accounts/avatars/109/288/131/820/446/891/original/b8d03922809c9c97.jpeg https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqqdh5c0vugmufvdpdtd8nf45qj0pmsxku0908da6aqpre7ru668qzyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5k3wtmx #Joke #Humour <br/><br/>Petty Pharmacist Prescription<br/><br/>Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. She explained, &#34;It&#39;s the pharmacist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone.&#34;<br/><br/>Immediately the husband drove downtown to confront the pharmacist and demand an apology. Before he could say more than a few words, the druggist told him,<br/><br/>&#34;Now, just a minute, please listen to my side of it... This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, just to realize that I locked the house with both house and car keys inside. I had to break a window to get my keys. Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire. When I got to the store there was a bunch of people waiting for me to open up. I opened and started waiting on these people, and all the time the darn phone was ringing off the hook.&#34;<br/><br/>He continued, &#34;Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I got down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels; the phone was still ringing. When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with bunch of perfume bottles on it...all of them hit the floor and broke. Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got to answer it.<br/><br/>It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer...and, honest mister, all I did was tell her!&#34; 2026-10-20T20:28:05Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs82asuaw2hjz55sj5a00y2dcwxm2ewkpmhvphe9vjdm2fnekgmhtczyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5wxwnkp #Joke #Humour<br/><br/>A local bar was so confident their bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1,000 bet.<br/><br/>The bartender would squeeze a lemon until every last drop of juice was in a glass, then hand the lemon to a customer.<br/><br/>Anyone who could squeeze out even one more drop would win the money.<br/><br/>Over the years, many people tried, including weightlifters, dock workers, and bodybuilders, but nobody could do it.<br/><br/>One day, a skinny little man in thick glasses and a cheap polyester suit walked in and said in a tiny squeaky voice, “I’d like to try the bet.”<br/><br/>After the laughter had died down, the bartender said okay, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed until the rind was completely dry. Then he handed it to the little man.<br/><br/>The bar fell silent as the man clenched the lemon in his fist…<br/><br/>…and six more drops fell into the glass.<br/><br/>The crowd erupted.<br/><br/>The bartender handed over the $1,000 and asked, “What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack? A weightlifter?”<br/><br/>The man replied, “I work for the Tax Department.” 2026-09-23T22:03:52Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrd70xg8f2eyyfdacttr9j5vg8pje4vqwmw2gdrm4g3q4tgqgt93czyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc54zu0hf #Privacy<br/><br/>153 Million Driver&#39;s Licenses Are Now for Sale on the Dark Web, Here&#39;s What That Means for You<br/><br/>So this one&#39;s a gut punch. A new dark web marketplace called Nexus is reportedly selling scans of 153 million driver&#39;s licenses, plus a bunch of other ID and medical cards. The data&#39;s allegedly tied to IDScan.net, one of those ID verification platforms companies use to confirm you are who you say you are. IDScan.net hasn&#39;t confirmed the breach yet, but the FBI&#39;s already investigating, which tells you how serious this is being taken.<br/><br/>Here&#39;s the part that gets me: most people have no idea their license was even uploaded anywhere in the first place. You verify your age for an app, rent a car, sign up for some service, and boom, that scan is sitting on a third party server you&#39;ve never heard of, protected by security you have zero visibility into.<br/><br/>And a stolen driver&#39;s license isn&#39;t just annoying to replace. It&#39;s enough for someone to open credit lines, file a fake tax return, or straight-up pass an identity check pretending to be you.<br/><br/>If you want to actually do something about it, freeze your credit with all three bureaus if you haven&#39;t, it&#39;s free and it&#39;s honestly the best block there is against new accounts getting opened in your name. Start questioning why a site actually needs your ID before you upload it somewhere, a lot of the time it&#39;s just being collected because they can, not because they need it. If you&#39;re uploading anything sensitive on public wifi or a network you don&#39;t fully trust, run it through a VPN so at least that part of the transfer isn&#39;t sitting there exposed. And set up breach alerts through something like Have I Been Pwned so you&#39;re not the last to know if your info turns up somewhere it shouldn&#39;t.<br/><br/>None of this makes you bulletproof, that&#39;s kind of the depressing reality of how much of our identity lives on servers we don&#39;t control. But cutting down how much of your data is floating around out there is still the best move you can make.<br/><br/>***Source: Cybernews*** 2026-09-05T05:01:12Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsx93zjr87vzcep67uh3tzp4zvcwh0vmp79mest33j9wfygxv2g6uszyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5vk7hln #sustainability <br/><br/><a href="https://www.ecoportal.net/en/solar-panels-built-working-irrigation-canals/33890/">https://www.ecoportal.net/en/solar-panels-built-working-irrigation-canals/33890/</a> 2026-09-02T21:32:13Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9lr0s4url7fc5mz36snkfpagqgqgj0cwy2agrq8ev2853g80wrdgzyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc542gt2k #Joke #Humour<br/><br/>Engineer<br/><br/>I was asked the other day what I was working on these days.<br/><br/>I replied: <br/>“Hydrothermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum, steel and silver under a constraint environment.”<br/><br/>The person seemed impressed, until I told him that I was washing dishes and silverware with hot water under my wife’s supervision. 2026-06-26T04:34:23Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspnpy9fycava4ce9m0w6frz80hzya6p57llrdm2uyysguudgj366szyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5mz64lk #Joke #Humour #Life<br/><br/>The banker and the retired clown<br/><br/>A banker goes to the doctor. He says to the doctor he works all the time and he feels stressed, can&#39;t sleep, it&#39;s terrible!<br/><br/>Doctor says the cure is simple, you need to take a vacation and get away from it all, it&#39;s the only thing that will save your health so you&#39;ll have to find a way to take a month off.<br/><br/>The banker hires extra help to run his office while he is away and heads to the rural beaches of Palmas, Mexico. There he meets a fisherman, he asks the fisherman about his life.<br/><br/>The fisherman says I get up at 5AM, go out on my boat and have a coffee as the sun comes up, I bring in some fish to sell and a few for my family, and by 10:30 I&#39;m done and back in port. I stop at home for lunch and make love to my beautiful wife. Later, I go out with some friends for some football and I play guitar at the local saloon. It ain&#39;t much but it&#39;s honest work.<br/><br/>The banker says you&#39;re sitting on a goldmine here! You should work from sun-up to sun-down, sell the extra fish to get another boat and some crewmates so you can go catch even more. Before long you&#39;ll have a fleet of ships! You&#39;ll be a wealthy man!<br/><br/>The fisherman says But senor, why would I want that?<br/><br/>The banker says once you&#39;re wealthy, you could go out on your boat as the sun comes up, fish all morning, make love in the afternoon, and hang out with your friends in the evening!<br/><br/>The fisherman sighs, taking off his straw hat.<br/><br/>&#34;But Mr. Banker, I was once a famous clown known as Pagliacci. I traveled the world and entertained audiences worldwide, but I was consumed by a crushing existential void inside. I went to the doctor, I told him of my plight, he told me the cure is simple, you need to take a vacation and get away from it all, it&#39;s the only thing that will save your health so you&#39;ll have to find a way to take a month off...&#34; 2026-06-17T23:22:50Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvgqfczs7akguw2fwen7dayl7mg32v7z9aecqujqjdexfvdgu4trszyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5rzucw2 #australia #mwm #bhp<br/><br/><a href="https://michaelwest.com.au/bhp-threatens-to-pursue-journalist-and-coal-miner-for-costs-in-court-case-it-brought/">https://michaelwest.com.au/bhp-threatens-to-pursue-journalist-and-coal-miner-for-costs-in-court-case-it-brought/</a> 2026-06-04T07:15:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8wcjgcedzgwl5gk48s93v5tkedyy93canstgqpjulc6dv4ayxrggzyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5p7yz92 #Jokes #Humour #FromReddit<br/><br/>The Golden Telephone<br/><br/>A man was touring all the great cathedrals of Europe. He starts in Notre-Dame, and he is confused to see a golden telephone on a marble pillar. He asks the bishop what is for.<br/><br/>&#34;Oui, monsieur. Zat ees a direct line to &#39;eaven. Pour one thousand Euros, you may speak weeth Dieu.&#34;<br/><br/>The man rolls his eyes and moves on.<br/><br/>Later on in Cologne, he sees the same thing. The Bishop gives him the same answer:<br/><br/>&#34;Ja, mein Herr. Zis iss a direct line to Himmel. Fur ein tousand Euros, you may sprechen mit Gott.&#34;<br/><br/>Later on in St. Peter&#39;s Basilica in Rome, he&#39;s shocked and disappointed to see the same thing. The Cardinal tells him, &#34;Si, signore. Dat isa directa linea to Paradiso. For one thousand Euro, you cana talka to God.&#34;<br/><br/>Utterly disgusted by the profiteering, he finishes his tour at a tiny chapel in Scotland.<br/><br/>To his shock, he sees another golden telephone on a marble pillar. &#34;Lemme guess, a thousand pounds to talk to god?&#34;<br/><br/>&#34;Nae, lad. 20 pence.&#34;<br/><br/>&#34;What? Everywhere else in Europe it was a thousand euros?&#34;<br/><br/>&#34;Aye, but ye&#39;re in Scotland, noow, lad. It&#39;s a local call.&#34; 2026-05-23T23:00:15Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqxc69hz4vn8hp0uddeh7e2k0dr03dd5l4597ayf8l75l6qjm50cszyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5x9uknk #Joke #Humour<br/><br/>Jesus is watching you<br/><br/>A burglar breaks into a house in the dead of night, quietly shining his weak flashlight around for valuables.<br/><br/>Suddenly, a quiet voice in the dark whispers: *&#34;Jesus is watching you.&#34;*<br/><br/>The burglar nearly jumps out of his skin, turns off his flashlight, and freezes. When he hears nothing more, he shakes his head and keeps searching.<br/><br/>A few minutes later, he pulls a stereo off the shelf to disconnect the wires, and the voice booms again: *&#34;Jesus is watching you!&#34;*<br/><br/>Absolutely terrified, the burglar clicks on his flashlight, shines it frantically around the room, and finally spots a little parrot in a cage in the corner.<br/><br/>&#34;Did you say that?!&#34; the burglar hisses.<br/><br/>&#34;Yep,&#34; the parrot confesses, then squawks, &#34;I&#39;m just trying to warn you that he is watching you.&#34;<br/><br/>The burglar breathes a sigh of relief, chuckles, and asks, &#34;Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?&#34;<br/><br/>&#34;I&#39;m Moses,&#34; replied the bird.<br/><br/>The burglar laughs. &#34;Moses? What kind of idiot would name a parrot Moses?&#34;<br/><br/>The parrot squawks back, &#34;The same kind of idiot that named their Rottweiler Jesus.&#34; 2026-05-16T23:40:13Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdy4u3h3dy4j2l0jwg9a0x8ekykuv67w9s8wn4jnld4jmwze232tgzyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc56x8skj #Joke #Humour #reddit<br/><br/>I experienced the WORST customer service today at a store in town<br/><br/>I don&#39;t want to mention the name of the store because I&#39;m not sure how I&#39;m going to proceed. Friday I bought something from this store. I paid cash for it. Got home and found out it didn&#39;t work. So I took it back to the store and asked if I could get a refund. The girl in the store told me “NO” even though I still had the receipt. I asked if I could get a replacement instead then. Again this person told me &#34;NO.&#34; I asked to talk to a manager now as I&#39;m really not happy and I explained that I had just bought the item, had got it home and it didn&#39;t work. The manager just smiled and told me to my face that I was &#34;OUT OF LUCK.&#34; No refund. No FREE replacement. Grrrrrrrrr. I&#39;ll NEVER buy another lottery ticket from them again. 2026-05-13T06:07:48Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszv0amt9wmsuyrylmggqpad3uqjr6dndmr6rqwyx4wyuvvk6k7daszyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5rydken #Humour #Joke<br/><br/>It was my first time<br/><br/>I went skydiving for the first time today.<br/><br/>A guy strapped himself to me, and we jumped out of the plane.<br/><br/>As we were plummeting, he yells, “So…”<br/><br/>“How long have you been an instructor?” 2026-04-22T08:13:03Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqru0a5qlxz9avngwapaur4ydnnzlau9xy9yne8n7qj2z8hlrljuszyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5wqz0rq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswqedfs20c2vvy8l65vt07uqx3qyma77srdw6u88xf2tkhqk692kcj5ydv5'>nevent1q…ydv5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I am amazed at the amount of rubbish on roadsides ejected by passing motor vehicles. Most are takeaway bags etc from McDonald&#39;s. 2026-04-20T01:49:40Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqaafu9l0cyffe4h4vdwgx905uhq46h2x0t0g62h52e7ndf2ncmmgzyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5trujnc #joke #humour<br/><br/>A stoned hippie tourist flies in to Australia for a holiday. Immigration officer looks at him and asks “Have you ever been convicted of a crime?”<br/><br/>Stoned tourist replies: Is that…is that still a requirement to enter Australia? 2026-03-13T01:58:32Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsf27vdltvjjv3h99k0m2v7jpgd92678jshy4vsq928332rg6rmrxszyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc52f49cg Having a little hospital holiday after fainting, low BP, pulse, high temp.<br/><br/>In good hands, but issues getting cannula for drips to deliver antibiotics and fluid. 2026-03-07T06:03:15Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswcxqrgvqmrxpplccajuv28rjwlpdgxx4shvs4h4fgjpkxnhx555czyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5nncz58 #Joke #Humour<br/><br/>An engineer meets a lawyer at a bar.<br/><br/>Lawyer: So what do you do?<br/><br/>Engineer: I&#39;m an engineer, how about you?<br/><br/>Lawyer: I&#39;m a lawyer.<br/><br/>Engineer: A liar? Did you say you&#39;re a liar?<br/><br/>Lawyer: No, I&#39;m an attorney. <br/><br/>Engineer: I see.<br/><br/>Lawyer: A criminal attorney.<br/><br/>Engineer: Aren&#39;t all attorneys criminals?<br/><br/>Lawyer: No, I&#39;m not a criminal. <br/><br/>Engineer: But you&#39;re a criminal attorney.<br/><br/>Lawyer: Let me put it differently. I practice the legal profession.<br/><br/>Engineer: The legal profession? So are you saying that other professions are illegal?<br/><br/>Lawyer: I did not say that.<br/><br/>Engineer: What was I saying about liars? 2026-03-03T20:16:16Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgdv5tmvqep774kshsnjgeqwa8nt4enr7zghhzna6rayp4k5tgslczyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5taav05 #Health #Science #Research<br/><br/><a href="https://www.colorado.edu/today/2025/07/14/common-sugar-substitute-shown-impair-brain-cells-boost-stroke-risk">https://www.colorado.edu/today/2025/07/14/common-sugar-substitute-shown-impair-brain-cells-boost-stroke-risk</a> 2026-02-16T21:07:21Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszgmsxny5dalea0g2aq62crusk2alkwlg4xxl3drxppwcvvl83fpgzyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5yk7fa2 #Australia #Protests #Palestine #PoliceBrutalitu<br/><br/>No need to viciously punch and hurt a protester in Sydney yesterday.<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/116/042/327/325/555/977/original/1164e3c8ba5a6eda.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-02-09T19:30:26Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsga9w5k97sjpxe6tasnahwyctxk47vdksza5ea8vytdwqsahzts8czyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc56ager7 #Joke #Humour<br/><br/>Police pull over a car on the highway...<br/><br/>Officer: “Sir, I noticed you’re wearing your seatbelt. We don’t just punish violations—we also reward safe drivers.<br/>Today, you’re the lucky winner of one million dollars. What do you plan to do with the money?”<br/><br/>Driver: “Well, now that I’ve got the cash, I guess I’ll finally go get my driver’s license.”<br/><br/>The woman in the passenger seat blurts out:<br/>“Don’t listen to him! When he’s drunk, he says stuff like that all the time!”<br/><br/>The guy in the back seat adds:<br/>“I knew it… we were never going to get far in a stolen car.”<br/><br/>Then a voice comes from the trunk:<br/>“So… did we make it across the border yet?” 2026-02-02T20:04:39Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvvg846ha29ccw7tsr0guc0j3gcl8qvxul22c3vayk79nd87h4wjszyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5h236yp #Joke #Humour<br/><br/>While walking down the street one day a politician is tragically hit by a truck and dies.<br/><br/>Her soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. . “Welcome to Heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we’re not sure what to do with you.”<br/><br/>“No problem, just let me in,” says the lady.<br/><br/>“Well, I’d like to but I have orders from higher up. What we’ll do is have you spend one day in Hell and one in Heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.”<br/><br/>“Really, I’ve made up my mind. I want to be in Heaven,” says the head of state.<br/><br/>“I’m sorry but we have our rules.” And with that, St. Peter escorts her to the elevator and she goes down, down, down to Hell. The doors open and she finds herself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a club and standing in front of it are all her friends and other politicians who had worked with her, everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet her, hug her, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at expense of the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster and caviar.<br/><br/>Also present is the Devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that, before she realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives her a big hug and waves while the elevator rises.<br/><br/>The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on Heaven where St. Peter is waiting for her. “Now it’s time to visit Heaven.” So 24 hours pass with the head of state joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing.<br/><br/>They have a good time and, before she realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns. “Well then, you’ve spent a day in Hell and another in Heaven. Now choose your eternity.”<br/><br/>She reflects for a minute, then the head of state answers: “Well, I would never have said it, I mean Heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in Hell.”<br/><br/>So Saint Peter escorts her to the elevator and she goes down, down, down to Hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and she is in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. She sees all her friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags.<br/><br/>The Devil comes over to her and lays his arm on her neck. “I don’t understand,” stammers the head of state. “Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and club and we ate lobster and caviar and danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable.<br/><br/>The Devil looks at her, smiles and says, “Yesterday we were campaigning. Today you voted for us!” 2026-02-02T18:32:54Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyvvamspssmepjm2hrd2fpywcj56qxz5c73sph2mtm58dwmeg0n3czyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5n2j9md The 5 Most Famous Laws in The World<br/><br/>1. Dunning-Kruger Law:<br/>Stupid people think they&#39;re smart. Smart people doubt themselves. The less you know, the more confident you are.<br/><br/>2. Parkinson&#39;s Law:<br/>Work expands to fill the time available, so longer deadlines often lead to slower completion.<br/><br/>3. Pareto Principle (80/20 Rule):<br/>Roughly 80% of results come from 20% of efforts. Focus on the few things that actually matter.<br/><br/>4. Hanlon&#39;s Razor:<br/>People aren&#39;t trying to hurt you, they&#39;re just being careless. That person who didn&#39;t text back? They forgot, not ignoring you.<br/><br/>5. Peter&#39;s Law:<br/>Good workers become bad managers. Being great at your job doesn&#39;t mean you&#39;ll be great at the next level.<br/><br/>And I would add<br/><br/>6. Murphy&#39;s Law:<br/>Anything that can go wrong, will, when you least expect and can&#39;t afford. 2026-01-31T21:39:47Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq9xtc50cx8d82pe79yjlr6xj2zgjxnx2juj65aewg73yajes3gnqzyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5kv3unl #Joke #Humour<br/><br/>A plane was about to crash, and<br/><br/>there were only four parachutes onboard - but five people. The first passenger, a world-famous football star, said,<br/><br/>&#34;I&#39;m at the top of my career. I can&#39;t die now!&#34; He grabbed a parachute and jumped. <br/><br/>The second passenger, a very wealthy businessman, said,I&#39;m one of the richest people alive. I&#39;m still needed!&#34; He took another parachute and jumped. <br/><br/>The third passenger, a politician, said, &#34;I&#39;m one of the smartest leaders around. My people need me!&#34; He grabbed a parachute and jumped. <br/><br/>That left an elderly priest and a young schoolgirl.<br/><br/>The priest said kindly, &#34;My child, you take the last parachute. Il sacrifice myself.&#34; The little girl smiled and replied, &#34;No need, sir. <br/><br/>There are stil! two parachutes left.&#34; Surprised, the priest asked, &#34;How&#39;s that possible?&#34; <br/><br/>She replied, &#34;The politician took my school bag.&#34; 2026-01-02T23:53:28Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyk3eqhjgdzcsehufwulvnsd8wn7s5c4tqty3ztaueefc46eq6wpqzyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5u5eykr #Joke #Humour<br/><br/>My therapist told me to be less angry at people, I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them.<br/><br/>It has worked wonders, but I still don’t know what to do with the letters. 2025-12-28T21:39:51Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszmjjlvldc0zr4vynua9c7fn3wdev2xuc7lw2egel06l4d84slmnqzyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc55w3w53 #Joke #Humour<br/><br/>For the last few months, my wife was leaving jewelry catalogs around the house.<br/>Yes I got the hint.<br/><br/>**I got her a magazine rack for Christmas** 2025-12-28T20:58:11Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspf07czmema3gfg0kjlnc6txuw7v33dpwcjyh0fuhwzwn5laq6r8gzyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5zvkk05 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqfnwrzg8ds8awuyqqj5td3s23hkd4q5c0tjtcdq328sunx8s39yc0kle52'>nevent1q…le52</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>and in many places! One step at a time 2025-12-18T03:48:33Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspsju46kh38xaklu9vuzrswjpdefm2jvu949tw8zz2e3z2hkxdf9czyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5g2xj6f #DoughnutEconomics #Economy<br/><br/><a href="https://www.archdaily.com/997291/how-amsterdam-uses-the-doughnut-economics-model-to-create-a-balanced-strategy-for-both-the-people-and-the-environment">https://www.archdaily.com/997291/how-amsterdam-uses-the-doughnut-economics-model-to-create-a-balanced-strategy-for-both-the-people-and-the-environment</a> 2025-12-17T22:28:43Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsddlm6l62sytdxyv9dw4swt05lu0v3eprynundlwnyf5t6v522k5gzyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5kxla5n #Joke #Humour<br/><br/>A Chinese doctor moved to the U.S. and couldn&#39;t find a job at a hospital.<br/><br/>So he opened a small clinic and put up a bold sign that read:<br/><br/>“Cure for any disease for $20 — If you’re not cured, get $100 back!”<br/><br/>One day, a clever American lawyer saw the sign. “This looks like a scam,” he thought, “but maybe I can make a quick $100!” He walked in, feeling confident.<br/><br/>Lawyer: “Doctor, I’ve lost my sense of taste.”<br/><br/>Doctor: “Nurse, Box 22 — three drops in his mouth.”<br/><br/>Lawyer: “Ugh! That’s kerosene!”<br/><br/>Doctor: “Perfect! Your taste is back. That’ll be $20.”<br/><br/>A few days later, the lawyer came back.<br/><br/>Lawyer: “Doctor, I’ve lost my memory. I can’t remember anything.”<br/><br/>Doctor: “Nurse, Box 22 — three drops.”<br/><br/>Lawyer: “Wait! That’s kerosene again!”<br/><br/>Doctor: “Wonderful! Your memory is restored. That’s $20.”<br/><br/>Still determined, the lawyer tried one last time.<br/><br/>Lawyer: “Doctor, my eyesight is failing. I can’t see a thing!”<br/><br/>Doctor: “Ah, sorry — no cure for that. Here’s your $100.”<br/><br/>The doctor handed him… $20.<br/><br/>Lawyer (squinting): “Hey, wait a minute — this is only $20!”<br/><br/>Doctor: “Fantastic! Your eyesight is back. That’ll be $20.” 2025-12-01T01:32:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsd7nuhlrt5mf349za3pet66wpq3qm0w7ftfyesr57303mksmghhkszyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5cu8ewp #Joke #Humour<br/><br/>A man goes to see his Doctor…<br/><br/>Says “Doc, I think my wife is going deaf. She can’t hear anything I’m telling her. But she’s too proud to get her hearing checked.” The doctor says, “try an at-home test. Stand a good distance away from her and ask her something. If she doesn’t answer, move a little closer and try again. See how close you need to be for her to hear you.”<br/><br/>So the man goes home, and when he comes through the front door he can hear his wife in their bedroom upstairs. So, from the door he says “honey, how was your day?” No answer. So, he moves to the top of the stairs and tries again. “Honey, how was your day?” No answer again. So he goes up to the open bedroom door, looks right at his wife a mere 10 feet away, and says loudly “Honey, HOW WAS YOUR DAY?”<br/><br/>She whips around and shouts “FOR THE THIRD F***ING TIME, IT WAS FINE! HOW WAS YOURS?!” 2025-11-23T04:41:13Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs095ux2ep5jl2uqk93hpa6wcltf6szgp4r6lxf8v9kgrqph3waeqszyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5q4ppcr #Joke #Humour<br/><br/>I had a call from a scammer the other day<br/><br/>Me: “Hello.” <br/> <br/>NOT-Microsoft support: “Hello. This is Bob Bobson from Microsoft Support. We are seeing a lot of virus activity from your device.” <br/> <br/>Me: “Oh no. My device? Are you sure?” <br/> <br/>NOT-Microsoft support: “Oh yes, we have many reports.” <br/> <br/>Me: “Oh jeez. How can I fix it?”&gt;; <br/>NOT-Microsoft support: “It’s OK sir. We can help you right now. Are you in front of your device sir?” <br/> <br/>Me: “Yes. I was just about to use it. I’m glad you called.” <br/> <br/>NOT-Microsoft support: “Yes sir, we are going to help you. Can you please push the Start button?” <br/> <br/>Me: “I think it&#39;s already on.” <br/> <br/>NOT-Microsoft support: “Okay, sir. Now you want to click on Control Panel.” <br/> <br/>Me: “I don’t see that.” <br/> <br/>NOT-Microsoft support: “Do you see a bunch of information above the Start button?” <br/> <br/>Me: “Yes.” <br/> <br/>NOT-Microsoft support: “That is your Control Panel.” <br/> <br/>Me: “Wow, I didn’t realize it had a name.” <br/> <br/>NOT-Microsoft support: “Yes sir, now press on Internet Options.” <br/> <br/>Me: “Yeah, I definitely don’t see any Internet options. I don’t think I purchased that feature. This is just a cheap one.” <br/> <br/>NOT-Microsoft support: “They all have the Internet sir. Press the Start button again.” <br/> <br/>Me: “OK, it’s the same as before.” <br/> <br/>NOT-Microsoft support: “That’s OK sir. We are going to restart your device. Can you please turn it off?” <br/> <br/>Me: “Ummm…I don’t know how. I’ve never turned it off. Since I bought it, it just kind of stays on all the time.” <br/> <br/>NOT-Microsoft support: “There must be an off button on your device. How do you stop it when it’s running?” <br/> <br/>Me: “In those cases, I usually press the big button.” <br/> <br/>NOT-Microsoft support: “OK sir. Please press that button.” <br/> <br/>Me: “Ok.” <br/> <br/>NOT-Microsoft support: “Is your device off?” <br/> <br/>Me: “No. The door popped open.” <br/> <br/>NOT-Microsoft support: “Door? Is there a disc inside the door?” <br/> <br/>Me: “No, there’s a burrito.” <br/> <br/>NOT-Microsoft support: “Why is there a burrito in your computer?” <br/> <br/>Me: “Computer? I thought you said this was microwave support.” 2025-11-21T08:54:31Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfl7e9524d2zqeatazmgf22wv2gm0vunxv7a7c6vv7ljp4mxk4kgczyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5kjus88 #Joke #Humour<br/><br/>An elderly woman goes to her doctor and asks for birth control pills.<br/><br/>The doctor is shocked: “Why do you want those?” She replies, “They help me sleep better.” The doctor is a bit confused but thought, &#34;Well, can&#39;t hurt&#34; so he prescribes her some.<br/><br/>A couple months later the doctor sees the old woman at the store and asks her, &#34;So how are those pills I gave you working?&#34; <br/><br/>The old lady responded, &#34;Well, to tell the honest truth, they are fantastic. My beautiful 16 year old granddaughter is living with me. Every morning I put them in her orange juice and I sleep at night like a baby.&#34; 2025-11-19T22:53:33Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsv7pas7v8tnj282d3lylsg5mraw00gqlgntm87ea4w5yxca6s34eszyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5saqfzm #ClimateChange #ClimateCrisis #Environment #Extinction<br/><br/><a href="https://phys.org/news/2025-11-polar-climate-amplify-global-health.html">https://phys.org/news/2025-11-polar-climate-amplify-global-health.html</a> 2025-11-12T01:08:34Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdxyxfjqxpqgcx5j00s09fhznthc2ufkphuwpg0u4st4ndp0e2v7szyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5jls92j #Feminism<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/115/504/798/623/250/318/original/f2afa2c731000cdc.png"> <br/> 2025-11-06T21:13:16Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyct50a3mc4f9atu7xw504ywkpuvwsyavck5av0v7nax7knyp8glszyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc546pzqy #Science #Health #Engineering<br/><br/><a href="https://interestingengineering.com/science/aquawomb-artificial-womb-premature-babies">https://interestingengineering.com/science/aquawomb-artificial-womb-premature-babies</a> 2025-11-06T20:48:45Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9guxuklp29cc6jzwykulj2jfra48gyhz569s4f5tpdzer2xrjuwczyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc588x8wn #australia #NativeOrchids #Photography<br/><br/>Rescued years ago after storm broke host tree. Kangaroos love to eat. Flowers only last a few days.<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/115/488/551/308/550/056/original/2a57f4443a830d51.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/115/488/551/601/989/479/original/5f222dce5dbdc8d7.jpg"> <br/> 2025-11-04T00:19:43Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfm4w6p5h3q992d5dpm0cdgp3p0wze9dsnmnrv83udyflzt0fm9cgzyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5nxegsu #ClimateChange #VitalSigns #Science #Research #Extinction<br/><br/><a href="https://www.iflscience.com/breaking-records-by-extraordinary-margins-22-of-earths-34-vital-signs-at-record-levels-81368">https://www.iflscience.com/breaking-records-by-extraordinary-margins-22-of-earths-34-vital-signs-at-record-levels-81368</a> 2025-10-30T02:43:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszjqz4hu67lwtszn6vpy53twm7098c00qmrwwga70n9980006vawszyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc528xehh #Australia #Housing #Poverty<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/115/425/722/544/815/946/original/81e5b0211fb73cd0.png"> <br/> 2025-10-23T22:00:14Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsysgrlgfdxnum2mjatcslaca8f4mw49wxwagvhwuc6w9zvjljm9aczyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5udprt3 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswxw5hf52mnxf4gq3xk392eefgz0evfpy5wkaj8nytx8wzl4a5usse32c73'>nevent1q…2c73</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>ahh, i understand now. I mostly use Android phone. 2025-10-11T00:44:52Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsf6kn3gjq5kcxu2vpy0jug0q78sa53jmfphhfs7ahjwmfrfesjgggzyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5zeylrh In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2uapm2whc0ulq9xtfta2e2tufue4j0lvvyyq3g4zwguq5zpln8ncgtns8r'>nevent1q…ns8r</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>How you do subscript? Superscript i can like 25⁰C 2025-10-11T00:01:23Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsp8teevhhyz5xfx7e0x88hnf56tvrg5fauwfazxpcudjjn9nsg6ugzyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5esu802 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstt96wvm6kpr735rhwehtdx7vmva32m0a40dwptdlm5exudshudfghm6zl6'>nevent1q…6zl6</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>1 + 1 = 10! And 10 + 10 = 100! 2025-10-10T23:16:41Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs05llmsztdzeuewxkj07ycs29p4yr94t258cvnct050plcyj9x0sczyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5zplxwm In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyy3ncu82pktf4d6yhtn585zkv7uyfsqacggckq2fpjnp84dwjkhqr7hnn6'>nevent1q…hnn6</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>i learned yesterday that &#34;shit&#34; is an acronym from sailing days, like posh! Store High In Transit = SHIT.<br/><br/>Wooden sailing ships were used to transport seabird excretement (guano) from islands for use as fertilizer. If it got wet, it released methane. And if a sailor smoking went low in ship, it would blow up, so had to be transported high up, so that was well ventilated and no gas buildup! 2025-10-10T21:38:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsx9xn4ggqyvxlpmj9euhqlp2hyl73jlexuss8yu8q9x32wplk58cczyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5ckq0zv #Qldpol #Energy #Cpal<br/><br/><a href="https://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/politics/queensland/queensland-to-burn-coal-for-decades-as-lnp-tears-up-labor-energy-target-20251007-p5n0r0.html">https://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/politics/queensland/queensland-to-burn-coal-for-decades-as-lnp-tears-up-labor-energy-target-20251007-p5n0r0.html</a> 2025-10-10T01:58:39Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs94sj8zsnr55wrxp382kg2uzwlqpx3ttyrptw27867ncvl0hwrcmgzyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5gamcd2 #Health #Science #Research<br/><br/><a href="https://medicalxpress.com/news/2025-09-links-food-beverage-temperature-mental.html">https://medicalxpress.com/news/2025-09-links-food-beverage-temperature-mental.html</a> 2025-10-01T03:35:27Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfqckn2ry8wtyh83d6jvhmt7qca3w2jxtplfnspezn5sp5l725vpczyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc50prr5p #Mechanics #Engineers<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/115/234/981/916/919/268/original/9d7b6dfc603a6869.png"> <br/> 2025-09-20T05:31:25Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz4ad5ph9u2ywqqr8sjxew4mz76tgdgr4mc0tcnscvfdpwrqtzrxszyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc52saeq5 #Energy #ClimateChange #FossilFuels<br/><br/><a href="https://thinc.blog/2025/09/16/the-unbearable-inefficiency-of-fossil-fuels/">https://thinc.blog/2025/09/16/the-unbearable-inefficiency-of-fossil-fuels/</a> 2025-09-20T02:30:14Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstw70ry4w8sxkv6c8vdcey3zuj6fqek70lxhsqklvdvtvjx0ph0sgzyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5hs5rzp #Antarctica #Science #Research #ClimateChange<br/><br/><a href="https://phys.org/news/2025-09-subglacial-lakes-antarctica.html">https://phys.org/news/2025-09-subglacial-lakes-antarctica.html</a> 2025-09-20T01:20:57Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvm9clv389tgpv3cxm87zxgludzy3v79g355fdq3wxw9c2z7dsslszyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5wtncqu #Grevilleas #Flowers #NativePlants #Photography<br/><br/>Picked these after dog walk<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/115/233/589/903/963/652/original/8b2f1bb23b9885a7.jpg"> <br/> 2025-09-19T23:37:26Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdyqyl2585s9rcemuyh3zrfctkml30rd4r2xj7waa9jun47rgvtugzyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc56dxfvm #health #Science #Research #SkinCancer<br/><br/><a href="https://newatlas.com/cancer/vitamin-b3-skin-cancer-risk/">https://newatlas.com/cancer/vitamin-b3-skin-cancer-risk/</a> 2025-09-19T20:43:50Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsw5m9tat7fmryahlw3jtgq7wp82ctmykn50mpvlfkvzxjmg3klttgzyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5j5z0gh #Jokes #Humour #Humor<br/><br/>A lost dog wanders into the jungle. A lion spots him from a distance and thinks, “Huh… never seen one of these before. Looks edible.<br/><br/>The lion starts charging. The dog freaks out until he notices some bones nearby. Thinking fast, he blurts out:<br/>“Mmm… that was some tasty lion meat!”<br/><br/>The lion slams the brakes: “Wait… this little dude eats lions?! Nope, I’m out.”<br/><br/>But high up in a tree, a monkey saw the whole thing. He scampers over to the lion and spills the truth, hoping to score points. The lion growls: “Hop on my back. We’ll get him together.”<br/><br/>They storm back toward the dog. The dog sees them coming, panics harder… then yells:<br/>“Where the hell is that monkey? I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago! 2025-09-17T07:17:53Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvptx893qc2q56ttcalc4xek9kzht5l9wt7zq0uzqmd7plws9aanszyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5y8wdwu From r/amazing<br/><br/>#Curiosity #Amazing<br/><br/>Curiosity not only in humans!<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/115/214/533/618/512/526/original/b326b7db003ba9d1.mp4"></video><br/> 2025-09-16T14:52:02Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxmtdmu9v5ch6375aj95mtdzl6cu8k8qsyf6f7hc46dr3q7kwvklszyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5zw979x #ClimateChange #ClimateAction #Energy<br/><br/><a href="https://theconversation.com/climate-action-can-feel-slow-but-the-fastest-energy-leap-in-history-has-begun-264483">https://theconversation.com/climate-action-can-feel-slow-but-the-fastest-energy-leap-in-history-has-begun-264483</a> 2025-09-12T20:21:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswhutemj0cxkgqfpm4uyvns2h58zt76mvhd93jrluav397j0cedzszyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5qvncm9 #Science #Research #Geology #Earth #Africa<br/><br/><a href="https://www.earth.com/news/mantle-pulses-geological-heartbeat-afar-depression-found-where-new-ocean-is-forming/">https://www.earth.com/news/mantle-pulses-geological-heartbeat-afar-depression-found-where-new-ocean-is-forming/</a> 2025-09-12T00:34:24Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgutjynj49jrhxh9snnhns49yz2j9kv8jp8yg87xa2kwtpawyxu2gzyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5hg3sr4 #MentalHealth #Health #Science #Research #Medicine #PTSD<br/><br/><a href="https://www.psypost.org/psilocybin-therapy-linked-to-lasting-depression-remission-five-years-later/">https://www.psypost.org/psilocybin-therapy-linked-to-lasting-depression-remission-five-years-later/</a> 2025-09-11T19:06:45Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsz4dkr8ca7mkcaauk9je5c6u5r44kz2hvw78k64cgefj8wulrjepszyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5e5xux8 #Science #Research #Environment #ClimateChange #CarbonCapture<br/><br/><a href="https://phys.org/news/2025-09-safe-underground-carbon-storage-07c.html">https://phys.org/news/2025-09-safe-underground-carbon-storage-07c.html</a> 2025-09-04T01:57:52Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspc8uenxxjspd4kfk0x0lsh0ks40prxr2y9u3prev5hkeygh6umpqzyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc50u3u86 #Environment #CO2 #Emissions #ClimateChange #ClimateCrisis #Science #Research<br/><br/>August 28, 2025 – Today, Climate TRACE reported that total global emissions in the first half of 2025 are 30.99 billion tonnes CO₂e. This is 0.13% higher than emissions were in the first half of 2024. Global greenhouse gas emissions for the month of June 2025 totaled 5.12 billion tonnes CO₂e. This represents an increase of 0.29% vs. June 2024. Global methane emissions in June 2025 were 34.82 million tonnes CH₄, an increase of 0.49% vs. June 2024.<br/><br/><a href="https://climatetrace.org/news/climate-trace-releases-june-2025-emissions-data">https://climatetrace.org/news/climate-trace-releases-june-2025-emissions-data</a> 2025-09-01T07:40:16Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9evam6gj4ntzfufqg98jtdqar9rcc6dukgcpaj9394xcamdgz58qzyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5afxrzc #GoodNews #Gardening<br/><br/><a href="https://happyeconews.com/french-guerrilla-gardens/">https://happyeconews.com/french-guerrilla-gardens/</a> 2025-08-30T08:03:41Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyqrfgq3tm3xpr6htw6hjtqwxsdx5fdeh2ktawrp55nclywyjzzyszyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5u2pa70 &#34;Hey boss, what tree has rainbow coloured roots?&#34;<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/115/116/520/082/541/299/original/bc38ed8b9d26316b.mp4"></video><br/> 2025-08-30T07:26:16Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq27ds2rm63aztejnyytuc0j0p5tsd7uq9pjq928kkmp97y762p8gzyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5aa8zqw #ClimateCrisis #SeaLevel #Science #Research #ClimateChange<br/><br/><a href="https://indiandefencereview.com/satellite-acceleration-in-sea-level-rise/">https://indiandefencereview.com/satellite-acceleration-in-sea-level-rise/</a> 2025-08-25T06:52:16Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfetajf3dd7nf82428wp5kh3pt349e5e950u69vfxyhwsww2tjvhczyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc57z559m #Auspol #RenewableEnergy #Windfarms <br/><br/><a href="https://arstechnica.com/science/2025/08/why-wind-farms-attract-so-much-misinformation-and-conspiracy-theory/">https://arstechnica.com/science/2025/08/why-wind-farms-attract-so-much-misinformation-and-conspiracy-theory/</a> 2025-08-23T20:48:30Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0753u39mn5w3mcf4raq0vdsc3t5p6wejwvalmrntyleysnxwm8eczyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5q2d2rj #ClimateCrisis #ClimateChange #Extinction #PlanetBoundaries<br/><br/><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2025/aug/19/a-climate-of-unparalleled-malevolence-are-we-on-our-way-to-the-sixth-major-mass-extinction?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other">https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2025/aug/19/a-climate-of-unparalleled-malevolence-are-we-on-our-way-to-the-sixth-major-mass-extinction?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other</a> 2025-08-19T08:35:40Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvtfypkz9yacpk02frqqh6thlhp4wgelwhg0z40el7rejqz9xaqrczyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5jrkxcp #Sunrise #Australia<br/><br/>Just now, no filters, no editing.<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/115/029/096/070/335/624/original/4d6cf84cc2675316.jpg"> <br/> 2025-08-14T20:54:35Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspuz0u24rsht5vfgfpcqe84pz0ymfslu8y0lsrmnj4n55q3gqj44gzyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5q5p3gz #Health #Science #Research #mRNA #Malaria<br/><br/>I&#39;ve had malaria, seen many others with it, horrible disease, so much damage. This is awesome.<br/><br/><a href="https://newatlas.com/infectious-diseases/wehi-mrna-vaccine-malaria-transmission/">https://newatlas.com/infectious-diseases/wehi-mrna-vaccine-malaria-transmission/</a> 2025-08-07T09:04:36Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8thy2gthxdev5jpyzee3rd8g4u2t3tpm7gre8urtj0vezdaw9vsczyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5rd7dcz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgmnjz85kzks79w7kvvu2xpv9n0zmgz73f2y656mrpepq4yg0lwlsxefp9v'>nevent1q…fp9v</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>i have same problem. Same wishes. 2025-08-03T06:33:49Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswtv98cqkv6dy9jxp9f8cufx7wj24pwpj4n5ulwf5eesn4x4l0tdqzyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5vmsem4 #Energy #RenewableEnergy <br/><br/>Renewable energy will overtake coal to become the world’s top source of electricity “by 2026 at the latest”, according to new forecasts from the International Energy Agency (IEA).<br/><br/><a href="https://www.carbonbrief.org/iea-renewables-will-be-worlds-top-power-source-by-2026/">https://www.carbonbrief.org/iea-renewables-will-be-worlds-top-power-source-by-2026/</a> 2025-08-01T04:57:38Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsf05nkvlpup0lmfkm5z66twkutxf2anenxcr5k8wzhuezvcv3sdggzyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5nw3qva #Humour #Humor #Joke<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/114/940/961/839/431/213/original/e6c3d9da53e1c079.jpg"> <br/> 2025-07-30T07:22:17Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2r7wvxh4q7y593hvy7shx9vjz95revsflp9ees0s7zst84f5dg2qzyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc59la5y3 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2a3u22h7vhz4x98da0fzguntgd2yqc4gdehcpyn2wnnu500xawwgnhx27f'>nevent1q…x27f</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>and does what? Just empty words! 2025-07-27T05:19:45Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9zuq6ucjmr4hnpefvmfj3kfpevj84ayaj3723cwxrrcv4gudy7hczyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5ts6y3z In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstysns927ugftmde9zffw02nsp80qvh8k08kg6rps4v2htguq8urgnpwj2x'>nevent1q…wj2x</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>what are these bastards getting? Not one iota of care for our future! 2025-07-27T04:11:54Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr4p8pr8zh97ttluegjxhn4dtcdfz7ysyhfwul48lnvv9ljx29edgzyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5qq3ys7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstdd39cultsm7z86zucrevy4fkg05pldjt3ts4k7ua0aqsdc2glxc7vqm9l'>nevent1q…qm9l</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>yeah, a joke. I forget to report income penalty to centrelink? 2025-07-24T06:04:20Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyg9xq3h9qpll9ylr95j5fge8kl3g24zhjn26gnu2heaeangn7kyszyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc594eyx3 #auspol #ATO #PaulKeating<br/><br/><a href="https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-07-23/ato-tax-office-reversed-decision-paul-keating-four-corners/105548664">https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-07-23/ato-tax-office-reversed-decision-paul-keating-four-corners/105548664</a> 2025-07-24T04:25:58Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsv6uau0nl92w74xeym602zcgvzddn6qjacgng9sxz5q5s45ys3u6gzyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5f6wly4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0a7s2u05p3hp4ptxv2vp0el5rqmnxvx3l94c5cg0r0cf0kpvfa6ggf3zat'>nevent1q…3zat</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>yep, still do. Hate apple things 2025-07-23T06:51:30Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0uq5ndkhg2ksahelyhne3dj9evykpyyus6naft3l3zrq2x2dq5lqzyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5nrl49f #australia #HomeCare #AgeingInPlace<br/><br/>Local home care from regional town cancelling because of lower travel money and lack of staff. <br/><br/>Local care providers full up and not accepting more clients.<br/><br/>What are we supposed to do?<br/><br/>I worked in aged care facilities, and did not like way residents treated let alone the food they were given; my dogs eat better!<br/><br/>I want to stay in my place. 2025-07-08T06:24:36Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxz9n6kcse2twxqq35jfnl7zwtte275um68n498g7plkpwsyyef2szyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5glx4pz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqj90aqqvvea5qney7cszqzvmq2km4ku5hwt22tmsmkz2nncggk4s0vt8jd'>nevent1q…t8jd</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>My hearing aids connect to phone via bluetooth, so I can listen to whatever I like whenever i like and not disturb anyone! 2025-07-05T00:56:52Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrltxd3a0kcxq0350l68gj3xjc6pgnf3mhnlz87rskgt0q4zxcr4qzyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5fvyclx #Humour #Humor #Joke #Politics #Politicians<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/114/787/591/640/414/033/original/b00657530f9140fb.jpg"> <br/> 2025-07-03T05:14:13Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs92t8sunsx04x7n8hepruzcpwza5l00xhhy8gt7w5p7073ered7xgzyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc56jnnwj #Humour #Humor<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/114/782/700/928/869/773/original/bd10736728e8a08d.jpg"> <br/> 2025-07-02T08:32:45Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfw2nq6ljpc7nkv0p9ee88p0sx94rqlmre5ppkkawkdxnlnxev0rczyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc532t5k9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs80r3mdccj0quq3yll4m9ahzpdjx46vrgseslgxqvtfhj7r8cpqncgf67rm'>nevent1q…67rm</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>After listening to story about childcare and issues on ABCRN Breakfast earlier, i think more strongly that childcare/early education should not be for-profit, but part of education departments to resolve many of the problems. 2025-07-01T22:35:28Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyjv3kkvwxehdy7tfwazgkgmffqzq6faspv7yd9jashmnps4vh8ygzyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc54e7s3m #australia #DogsOfMastodon<br/><br/>My dog Razzle, a stumpy tail cattle dog. Wanting a pat and a treat.<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/114/765/912/076/634/894/original/8cb182b17ec86083.jpg"> <br/> 2025-06-29T09:22:37Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs2yw4vwl8ufasq9ysqff8z02jg58r8dqdf7qm9qe8mwwm6894kkvszyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5chtm6c In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszy79z4cd0zgxnxgd7zz44uus6wptgccx6eln6ptk3ny3j8py9zmgaqlnph'>nevent1q…lnph</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Not really. You mean small breasts? 2025-06-29T02:45:00Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsx58ncz9q0a0d65mqfkjcwf0vyzz680ngnu7r89fawgwmukmytj0gzyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc568zkd9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyvujzjclwqjdxu4m4l0csylg4fzqrj3m35rflpxqhgl33zu3krsse95nrz'>nevent1q…5nrz</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>i am ignorant as to what &#34;pancake tits&#34; are. 2025-06-29T02:23:18Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspfsh2yx3fwz2mtv6z3u5uycpfkjj4w5hrxx9x4xgsz6ykt60n2mszyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc52fm53t #auspol #Australia #HousingCrisis #ABCnews<br/><br/><a href="https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-06-26/three-bedroom-apartments-australian-housing-crisis-solution/105367232?utm_source=sfmc&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_campaign=abc_newsmail_am-pm_sfmc&amp;utm_term=&amp;utm_id=2582459&amp;sfmc_id=224157014">https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-06-26/three-bedroom-apartments-australian-housing-crisis-solution/105367232?utm_source=sfmc&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_campaign=abc_newsmail_am-pm_sfmc&amp;utm_term=&amp;utm_id=2582459&amp;sfmc_id=224157014</a> 2025-06-26T09:30:42Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsru04fqwm3vmv6vwkwcxxkxxlrmzp6f7k7k3avnycpwdzme0gdhdszyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5cjwqw5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsznjfz9wkyufxqg9qpqnr83fzn2wmedxh65jr7dapy9yajaykh0zqcj68c0'>nevent1q…68c0</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Honda got it right!<br/> <a href="https://www.dw.com/en/honda-pulls-off-surprise-reusable-rocket-test-launch/a-72956378">https://www.dw.com/en/honda-pulls-off-surprise-reusable-rocket-test-launch/a-72956378</a> 2025-06-19T10:02:54Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs93tfyxyxx5nhkkjl4xad27he5sssn7m7y05senlmd5vlrs2qa4agzyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5xs0hwh In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswxma60kgcmyja64gqrrnff5u4j5svju8z3mnl9zm5hq6xzrac3tsxksvr3'>nevent1q…svr3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>More information about the proposed #SolarFarm in southern inland #Queensland, providing 40 jobs for 30-40 years, right next to the interstate connector powerline.<br/><br/><a href="https://epbcpublicportal.environment.gov.au/all-referrals/project-referral-summary/?id=b02d6c31-c27f-ef11-ac21-000d3ad20e7f&amp;ref=snapshot.bcsda.org.au">https://epbcpublicportal.environment.gov.au/all-referrals/project-referral-summary/?id=b02d6c31-c27f-ef11-ac21-000d3ad20e7f&amp;ref=snapshot.bcsda.org.au</a> 2025-05-23T01:19:39Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswxma60kgcmyja64gqrrnff5u4j5svju8z3mnl9zm5hq6xzrac3tszyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5vtktxy #Australia #RenewableEnergy #RE #Batteries #SolarFarm <br/><br/><a href="https://reneweconomy.com.au/china-solar-giant-jinko-seeks-federal-approval-for-massive-pv-and-battery-project-in-queensland/">https://reneweconomy.com.au/china-solar-giant-jinko-seeks-federal-approval-for-massive-pv-and-battery-project-in-queensland/</a> 2025-05-23T01:17:36Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsx48k6n2sv6krc73zy8qzq7um2wjft5mq3j76rgfydlxwvwakrdrqzyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5zkvgx8 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs073cy6kxzefakls55u07wpj3z3x3u3kjpw3yh6fqe3y26hvww6cc94j6vd'>nevent1q…j6vd</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I only have to look at food like that and I gain weight. 2025-05-21T00:13:26Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0cpe8qxxfyg8elsxav2trkva9p9302kldrsnjx8x4p7yg5jfx24szyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5rsa8s4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspaqppvc4g0n8uu80kz8dpchkccjxwhq3yl6rhn3xrlq4tzemw8kqmmq0zt'>nevent1q…q0zt</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>i don&#39;t understand how you can eat what you do and stay slim. A conundrum! 2025-05-20T21:45:45Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqhrhn03k7kx0c4xk7dv23jl9dtz3g583gdn03lmw78lhke589wygzyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5n6fpg4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2ylzcnt48ae9c9msacnglxmr22cjq4q4ynjaf37t3dfepyw7cw0cuf7a89'>nevent1q…7a89</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Almonds use a lot more water than oats to grow. 2025-05-10T01:04:20Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs82rmf0ahcr0gjx67ut2arsllsps76ukft449xhy498f9fud396vqzyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5f68te4 #BottomTrawling #Ocean #DavidAttenborough<br/><br/><a href="https://theconversation.com/david-attenboroughs-ocean-reveals-how-bottom-trawling-is-hurting-sealife-in-horrifying-detail-255991">https://theconversation.com/david-attenboroughs-ocean-reveals-how-bottom-trawling-is-hurting-sealife-in-horrifying-detail-255991</a> 2025-05-08T22:57:33Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs242ragrj3z9qa2m73gjhqk8zrv3y6xusxwtcrkw808jxrxnkak0czyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc59nlvq9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs94jt9q473xvkf2x95jv8cr3xwk0xmny8c95s2wkhygxau5w2fzdc4z7026'>nevent1q…7026</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>couldn&#39;t stitch over belt loop, so riveted. Now the rest of the stitching.<br/><br/>#Leathercraft #Handmade<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/114/446/940/592/076/757/original/f60f23ccfdeb2e70.jpg"> <br/> 2025-05-04T01:24:42Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs94jt9q473xvkf2x95jv8cr3xwk0xmny8c95s2wkhygxau5w2fzdczyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5crjwdq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsq5n97snhz60cq5sc9ylq852q35wfd4m3fj6et3mv3ez2fq7axtxgtsdc6x'>nevent1q…dc6x</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>next step<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/114/446/854/228/834/102/original/b4cd4344526c18f1.jpg"> <br/> 2025-05-04T01:01:12Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq5n97snhz60cq5sc9ylq852q35wfd4m3fj6et3mv3ez2fq7axtxgzyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5reukt6 #Leathercraft #Handmade #Handcraft<br/><br/>Belt loop on phone holder finished saddle stitching. Hard to see the stitching holes on the black leather. <br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1vg0xefzlak73sku4nj0cdsm7qlqktzwkj9v7l5sge309wcl5rr5qxp5mqg" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Nosaj :boost_ok: :loading:</span> (<span class="italic">npub1vg0…5mqg</span>)</a></span><br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/114/446/804/582/572/152/original/d6d40907638da489.jpg"> <br/> 2025-05-04T00:49:57Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswxt789wccc2yqxaqdsuqepl2d4d2449h2yam8ha9jdmspjme3eggzyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5pssgr6 @nisaj fasteners started. <br/><br/>First stitching done<br/><br/>#leathercraft #handmade<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/114/442/417/423/649/907/original/df2bdc9f23f55bfa.jpg"> <br/> 2025-05-03T06:13:15Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsf832znz3dcja2rt6aq0nhy8xe04e0plxlk40ls5558e7x6wwp97szyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5g6wwan #auspol #election2025 #BallotPaper<br/><br/>Mail. <br/><br/>What a choice! NOT! First two easy, not sure how to order the rest<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/114/414/391/455/867/161/original/64df071f2840358b.jpg"> <br/> 2025-04-28T07:30:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8zy892ksyazczm3qrwehvrl8s27sl7d4003tx99re53vwa0dgxyqzyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5t5r8r5 #auspol #AnusTaylor #Housing #Election2025 #ABCRN<br/><br/> 10s of 1,000s of stalled house building projects alone in his electorate? Don&#39;t believe.<br/><br/>Encourage extra 30,000 houses every year? <br/><br/>I think it&#39;s a rort to get money to mates. <br/><br/>Where are they getting all the money from? Good economic managers? Left country with nearly 1 trillion in debt, which #Labor has reduced.<br/><br/>Fuel excise cut not going to do much imho. <br/><br/>The cost-of-living crisis seeds were sown in the 10 years they in power. 2025-04-13T22:00:36Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspeqgduvt4d60xpnj20h8g4yu35s0e8ljnn0ll58s25jjszfgy54qzyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5ncxjkj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqmwntk8q2u8xmpkyn47vj98c59pazjdm54pcnyjvgpjsmcrgxeaqkt2sa2'>nevent1q…2sa2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Site induction? Helmet? Looks very unsafe to me. 2025-04-13T04:51:02Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9amg3qh4ppnfzhaa5g83scdq5mpkysyj4v0awqzvq3zgk8x4ryzgzyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5dj9ytm What a horrible day. Flat tyre, someone purloined my spare and diesel. And now buggered battery. And still 7 days to nect pension. Dont know how to solve. 2025-04-11T00:09:48Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdxf25f9fk6g59g06wqhll0m5et0xz24lemylzjuhkdn9jh5pjjyqzyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5n7k7nw In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsv634zzyuhqpw7vcnwprts0mhqu2dr6f2pwpmtf9z72895jzp22eq6637zl'>nevent1q…37zl</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>everybody running scared of looming recession. 2025-04-09T08:53:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8370d6e2efm4xz0v362qa6naz986h4nvpwhql8fpcpam0z6cxxrgzyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5guru8t #australia #Tariffs #StockMarket #ASX #MWM<br/><br/>Bumpy ride here we come!<br/><br/><a href="https://michaelwest.com.au/australian-shares-shed-48b-as-tariffs-kick-in/">https://michaelwest.com.au/australian-shares-shed-48b-as-tariffs-kick-in/</a> 2025-04-09T08:41:56Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxxu6yjxs6a3endwlgtd8dd4e7tm62jrlrjghawpyxtx8ch4ku0hczyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5p0djxz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsycrlgnxrq4l9ydwqjexrr450rqgw6493t7f72ffdzk6qr4p0jrtsf0uw8c'>nevent1q…uw8c</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I tied. Been told many times, I am very trying! 2025-03-28T03:14:40Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstgmuccsrtms48dpkjsfvaxhxpzzz5hzwec0q68rawj0nm3mp720gzyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5lddwju In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxgnlpf5n32qnwyua9an4y2df0t0emar7h8lyffdeqjpn2v29j9ks55wk3e'>nevent1q…wk3e</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>And this is senate info for #Queensland #Qld<br/><br/><a href="https://www.tallyroom.com.au/aus2025/qldsen2025">https://www.tallyroom.com.au/aus2025/qldsen2025</a> 2025-03-28T01:26:56Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspqp49rhvls6sygrrpdr2fkpa9gvdlmgds53npatmn3ta4yyak9zczyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5ffhnk0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvp7secv2kn73aq8ywvkq25tqw5e2y7fxy8f6dr377ew62q3rylrq6rlqvr'>nevent1q…lqvr</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>always look in last place to look first, saves a lot of time! 2025-03-28T01:20:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxgnlpf5n32qnwyua9an4y2df0t0emar7h8lyffdeqjpn2v29j9kszyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc50fysye #election2025 <br/><br/>My electorate, and current choices!<br/><br/><a href="https://www.abc.net.au/news/elections/federal/2025/guide/mara?future=true">https://www.abc.net.au/news/elections/federal/2025/guide/mara?future=true</a> 2025-03-28T00:52:47Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqstg5dwaplj8e0q39ylk9u99mtly3859hnejj8eydm3etzw6d05uhszyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5vlcswz #australia #Handmade #Leathercraft <br/>Another truckers wallet under construction. 2 more cover panels to be carved, internal pockets to be cut and stitched, then closure fittings to be added, front and back stitched together, edges trimmed, sanded and burnished, then whole stained and sealed. Be another week or so i guess. Good to do in this wet weather.<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/114/233/362/888/877/755/original/3a0943392b60e031.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/114/233/363/065/993/363/original/0d82bccbc0143c64.jpg"> <br/> 2025-03-27T08:13:48Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8ehvl5wnvv679807gmqv6vxmjqa4a9c96drz9x856vkwss94d4jczyq22wvjftdf8tf0t3eljjj6x7uvtne78gjjd6sk3hra4hpepp3hc5zh8rw9 #craftsmanship #Australia #LeatherCraft #Handmade<br/><br/>New trucker wallet under construction. Two more panels to carve yet, then cut and sew the internal card pockets, put on closure fasteners, stitch inside and outside together, stain and add top coat - several more hours over next week.<br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/114/232/692/023/614/949/original/887c36acdcfa60d2.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/114/232/692/342/650/593/original/d1c28d1b19dcb761.jpg"> <br/> 2025-03-27T05:20:52Z