Nostr notes by FeloniousPunk

Three words: Legitimate. Military. Target.

2026-10-23T13:50:15Z

In reply to nevent1q…t0x2
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Three words: Legitimate. Military. Target.

It is the year of our dark lord 2026. There is absofuckinglutely ...

2026-10-22T03:43:55Z

It is the year of our dark lord 2026. There is absofuckinglutely zero reason why I should be able to hear your vehicle of choice from a mile away. None. Zilch. Nada.

You’re just an asshole.

Musk really is stupid enough to not realize what he is doing with ...

2026-10-20T02:54:30Z

Musk really is stupid enough to not realize what he is doing with Starlink, could easily make him a high-value and active military target.

Hobbit Beach, Oregon coast ...

2026-10-09T03:41:58Z

In reply to nevent1q…f2wz
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Hobbit Beach, Oregon coast

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2026-10-01T20:00:59Z

Everything that exists does not need a monetization strategy.

And then there’s those….outliers. 😙

2026-09-27T14:50:12Z

In reply to nevent1q…khmu
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And then there’s those….outliers. 😙

HOW is housing cheaper in Portland than Eugene, OR? That seems ...

2026-09-26T06:43:53Z

HOW is housing cheaper in Portland than Eugene, OR? That seems insane to me.

Pucker and commit.

2026-09-23T22:28:18Z

In reply to nevent1q…ln20
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Pucker and commit.

I want to create a non-profit that deploys surveillance cameras ...

2026-09-23T16:40:19Z

I want to create a non-profit that deploys surveillance cameras across from police stations, city hall, city council member homes, as well as allowing folks to submit camera footage from their vehicle cams.

All volunteer. Give them a taste of their own medicine.

I’m fucking LIVID. This is what school lunches are now: a ...

2026-09-17T19:29:00Z

I’m fucking LIVID. This is what school lunches are now: a cheese sandwich and 3 slices of an orange. High School lunches. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!

THIS is what republicans have done to our children! They have stolen from our children.

I would like to point out in years past, the schools have provided a GREAT ARRAY of nutritious options in this district. I’m sure we are not the only district to have to cut back THIS MUCH. But MY GOD.

RE: https://sfba.social/@historyofpunkrock/117284096579230167 I ...

2026-09-17T02:54:40Z

RE: https://sfba.social/@historyofpunkrock/117284096579230167

I wonder if Lita Ford’s hair just stayed that way?
EDIT: Vickie Blue

quoting
note14wj…xphf

50 years ago today 🍒
"Cherry Bomb" is a punk-influenced hard rock single by the all-female band the Runaways from their self-titled debut album, released on this day in 1976 🍒

#punk #punks #punkrock #womenofpunk #therunaways #cherrybomb #history #punkrockhistory #otd #50years

Is that the Unreal logo?

2026-09-14T20:18:04Z

In reply to nevent1q…8jh5
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Is that the Unreal logo?

Listening to my kid totally bad mouth students using AI. “Their ...

2026-09-11T23:12:03Z

Listening to my kid totally bad mouth students using AI. “Their brains are mush and I’m going to use that to my advantage.”

Go kid.

Thanks for this, just watched it. Really good.

2026-09-11T03:35:37Z

In reply to nevent1q…47fg
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Thanks for this, just watched it. Really good.

RE: https://masto.ai/@GhostOnTheHalfShell/117249925257677341 I ...

2026-09-11T03:34:58Z

RE: https://masto.ai/@GhostOnTheHalfShell/117249925257677341

I just watched this, it was fantastic
Watch it.
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But don’t you think he’ll find a way to call you out? ...

2026-09-10T14:26:56Z

In reply to nevent1q…exq4
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But don’t you think he’ll find a way to call you out? “AnarchoNinaWrites found the way to completely disavow all other parties and wholeheartedly supports the Nazis” does not have a nice ring to it.

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2026-09-09T13:33:15Z

But it’s FRESH Hell, straight from the oven!

I need to do this as well

2026-09-08T03:46:44Z

In reply to nevent1q…nxye
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I need to do this as well

Up until a few years ago, I watched MOSTLY, like 99% ...

2026-09-03T20:45:15Z

In reply to nevent1q…qrs5
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Up until a few years ago, I watched MOSTLY, like 99% documentaries. These days, not even those. I just find Hollywood boring and repetitive. After Batman 2, I was done.

My family watches stuff. But I don’t. I’m always in the other room doing something else - doomscrolling or playing music.

Does it help to say I RARELY watch tv? Like ever.

2026-09-03T20:39:29Z

In reply to nevent1q…tae0
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Does it help to say I RARELY watch tv? Like ever.

…… nope.

2026-09-03T20:38:21Z

In reply to nevent1q…hr48
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…… nope.

….yeah…. I haven’t seen that….

2026-09-03T20:35:15Z

In reply to nevent1q…q0gp
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….yeah…. I haven’t seen that….

I mean, I know who she is, I think? But I have no idea if I’ve ...

2026-09-03T19:25:07Z

In reply to nevent1q…4xmm
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I mean, I know who she is, I think? But I have no idea if I’ve seen any of her films.

I’ve never seen it

2026-09-03T19:17:45Z

In reply to nevent1q…t76j
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I’ve never seen it

stares in psychopathic trackball user

2026-08-29T21:46:41Z

In reply to nevent1q…2v32
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*stares in psychopathic trackball user*

I remember seeing a news report about amusement ride years ago, ...

2026-08-29T00:31:07Z

In reply to nevent1q…qul9
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I remember seeing a news report about amusement ride years ago, saying there was no specific training or certification for designers af amusement rides. I have always kept that in mind while at the fairgrounds.

Ya know, Dolly wrote a song about my adopted home town. ...

2026-08-25T18:51:03Z

Ya know, Dolly wrote a song about my adopted home town.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WWk7-y5aBE&feature=youtu.be

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2026-08-25T18:21:00Z

Seriously, for reals, yo. I think we should require every single ...

2026-08-20T02:59:37Z

Seriously, for reals, yo. I think we should require every single elected official to undergo a psych exam and forensic audit.

My pork chop burrito brings all the hungry motherfuckers to the ...

2026-08-11T02:33:19Z

My pork chop burrito brings all the hungry motherfuckers to the yard

$360 seems really cheap. Are you sure you’ve received all the ...

2026-08-06T14:55:26Z

In reply to nevent1q…0xka
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$360 seems really cheap. Are you sure you’ve received all the bills yet? 😂

Follow-up curiosity: Of those who responded “No” Do you have ...

2026-08-06T02:37:19Z

In reply to nevent1q…ypv0
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Follow-up curiosity: Of those who responded “No”

Do you have a friend or family member who works or owns a small business?

I’m curious: Do you own or work at a small business? (Boost for ...

2026-08-06T02:26:01Z

I’m curious: Do you own or work at a small business?
(Boost for reach)

Little Wrecked Corvette #CarTroubleASongOrPoem #HashtagGames

2026-07-30T02:01:48Z

Little Wrecked Corvette

#CarTroubleASongOrPoem
#HashtagGames

The other way round too. Bands like Regurgitator are completely ...

2026-07-24T20:43:06Z

In reply to nevent1q…h3eh
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The other way round too. Bands like Regurgitator are completely unknown to US audiences.

As an American, is it within acceptable bounds to call a British ...

2026-07-13T13:28:14Z

As an American, is it within acceptable bounds to call a British male a twat? I’m not quite up-to-date on colloquial protocol.

Why is Count Binface not on Mastodon? If you know people, make ...

2026-07-11T04:22:00Z

Why is Count Binface not on Mastodon? If you know people, make this happen.

OMG it actually happened. I awoke thinking it was Thursday but ...

2026-07-10T13:16:08Z

OMG it actually happened.

I awoke thinking it was Thursday but it’s actually FRIDAY.

Yep

2026-07-10T02:25:27Z

In reply to nevent1q…x5xt
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Yep

That’s not an Eames. The proportions are wrong, the arms are ...

2026-07-10T02:23:11Z

In reply to nevent1q…0ghc
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That’s not an Eames. The proportions are wrong, the arms are wrong, the bases have 4 instead of 5 arms and are the wrong design.

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2026-07-10T00:56:18Z

Beer? Beer.

Nobody knows. It’s a real mystery

2026-07-07T01:05:11Z

In reply to nevent1q…mcdt
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Nobody knows. It’s a real mystery

When the .com bubble burst, we still kept working on the ...

2026-07-02T15:45:48Z

When the .com bubble burst, we still kept working on the internet. It didn’t just all go away.

People forget that.

I am not afeared

2026-06-28T05:27:38Z

In reply to nevent1q…387y
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I am not afeared

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2026-06-28T05:25:58Z

I need more black mesh.

Wait, what? ...

2026-06-26T03:51:09Z

Wait, what?

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2026-06-26T03:16:38Z

What if we had to hand-write all our posts.

Imagine if that is your only claim to fame. “I inspired a ...

2026-06-26T03:13:46Z

In reply to nevent1q…6vr5
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Imagine if that is your only claim to fame. “I inspired a meme”

I have been saved. At least until later. ...

2026-06-19T21:26:40Z

I have been saved. At least until later.

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2026-06-14T21:29:23Z

In reply to nevent1q…76gn
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https://ecogreenequipment.com/using-recycled-tires-as-a-construction-material/

Some men want to bend an entire social and economic order to fit ...

2026-06-14T17:09:40Z

Some men want to bend an entire social and economic order to fit their incredibly skewed minority psychopathy rather than getting fucking therapy.

Saw this on Lemmy…. ...

2026-06-13T00:05:29Z

Saw this on Lemmy….

I need to re-up on some of this action. ...

2026-06-10T18:53:07Z

In reply to nevent1q…r0kz
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I need to re-up on some of this action.

I would much rather be on a hike than at work today. I need some ...

2026-06-10T18:21:28Z

I would much rather be on a hike than at work today. I need some waterfalls and chill.

I hear ya. My wife and I are splitting up. I'm going to TRY ...

2026-06-05T02:40:13Z

In reply to nevent1q…fj3c
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I hear ya. My wife and I are splitting up. I'm going to TRY to keep the house but, I dunno yet if that will be possible. I may be in a fridge box under the overpass before this is done.

I have a friend around the corner from San Diego. He’s got a ...

2026-06-05T02:12:49Z

In reply to nevent1q…edrj
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I have a friend around the corner from San Diego. He’s got a great house for his family and is a full-time musician. It can be done.

You’re in Cali right? Oooofff might be time to head north.

2026-06-05T02:06:48Z

In reply to nevent1q…55va
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You’re in Cali right? Oooofff might be time to head north.

Ouch.

2026-06-05T01:48:33Z

In reply to nevent1q…rfpl
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Ouch.

There’s ALWAYS a German word for it.

2026-06-03T14:03:26Z

In reply to nevent1q…ekwl
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There’s ALWAYS a German word for it.

I found it! I found the reason we traveled to the bizarro ...

2026-06-03T00:38:08Z

I found it! I found the reason we traveled to the bizarro timeline.

https://news.slashdot.org/story/26/06/01/0147227/something-made-earths-molten-core-reverse-direction-in-2010

OK I gotta ask, how did you format the pull-quote in this post? ...

2026-05-30T04:11:33Z

In reply to nevent1q…nkey
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OK I gotta ask, how did you format the pull-quote in this post? Very nice.

Why is he wearing a fuel filter?

2026-05-24T02:19:39Z

In reply to nevent1q…66a2
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Why is he wearing a fuel filter?

Sounds like it’s more like $100m in lost revenue that was ...

2026-05-19T14:02:34Z

In reply to nevent1q…uf53
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Sounds like it’s more like $100m in lost revenue that was stolen from gig workers to begin with.

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2026-04-26T03:28:09Z

Live. Laugh. Fake Assassination Attempts.

So here’s a question about age verification: what does that ...

2026-04-16T21:23:02Z

So here’s a question about age verification: what does that look like on the backend? Would it be possible to spoof it?

Pardon me but, if you can’t sell fucking SHOES, I’m not going ...

2026-04-15T18:41:56Z

Pardon me but, if you can’t sell fucking SHOES, I’m not going to hire you to solve the “hard problems”

Like when they take a small, efficient vehicle and blow it up ...

2026-04-12T17:19:56Z

In reply to nevent1q…ucp5
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Like when they take a small, efficient vehicle and blow it up like a balloon, I call it “Ameri-sized”

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2026-04-07T21:23:20Z

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2026-04-07T15:40:20Z

I keep refreshing to see if we’re dead yet

There is nothing, absolutely nothing, stopping anyone from ...

2026-04-05T16:52:55Z

In reply to nevent1q…ychh
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There is nothing, absolutely nothing, stopping anyone from creating and cultivating an AI community on Mastodon. Start a server. Knock yourself out.

But expecting to *farm acceptance* from a group of people, one which most members vastly dislike AI, is quite the hubris.

But sure, the community at large is the problem.

Clean up your kitchen and maybe folks will join you for a meal.

The thing is, we really shouldn’t call it “advertising” ...

2026-04-04T00:31:31Z

The thing is, we really shouldn’t call it “advertising” when it’s on the internet. Because it’s not. It’s stalking.

Kristi Noem’s husband’s kink fetishes are the absolute least ...

2026-03-31T22:17:22Z

Kristi Noem’s husband’s kink fetishes are the absolute least scandalous thing involving Kristi Noem.

Where are the video games centered around not killing everyone in ...

2026-03-23T14:18:05Z

Where are the video games centered around not killing everyone in sight but, building and helping community, committing sabotage to overthrow oppressive regimes?

You ever wonder why there are soooo many Chuck Norris jokes and ...

2026-03-20T15:53:00Z

In reply to nevent1q…n0a7
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You ever wonder why there are soooo many Chuck Norris jokes and absolutely no Bruce Lee jokes?

It’s because Bruce Lee was no joke.

Five Reply Guys #EvilCompanyNames #HashtagGames

2026-03-18T01:38:05Z

Five Reply Guys

#EvilCompanyNames
#HashtagGames

I’m gonna have to start making videos where I slap the lapel ...

2026-02-26T21:52:33Z

I’m gonna have to start making videos where I slap the lapel mics out of influencers’ hands, aren’t I?

fukkit, I'm gonna fire up IRC and gopher servers and leave ...

2026-02-18T02:38:31Z

fukkit, I'm gonna fire up IRC and gopher servers and leave the rest for y'all to enjoy. The billionaires screwed this pooch 28 ways to sunday. dickheads.

People should just simply recoil in horror and run away when ...

2026-02-03T23:14:20Z

People should just simply recoil in horror and run away when meeting a republican. Fucking GROSS.

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2026-01-28T00:46:59Z

Protesters need to deploy concertina wire.

Man, I bet you could throw a feather in here and hit a Star Trek ...

2026-01-22T02:24:22Z

Man, I bet you could throw a feather in here and hit a Star Trek nerd.

THIS, among other various reasons, but THIS is why you don’t ...

2026-01-16T15:35:50Z

THIS, among other various reasons, but THIS is why you don’t use Spotify. {{{{{{ ahem }}}}}} https://mastodon.social/@jonhicks/115904941178455972

Please keep us updated. 👍

2026-01-16T15:07:35Z

In reply to nevent1q…sj0a
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Please keep us updated. 👍

Here’s a cropped version for better sharing, with alt-text. ...

2026-01-15T14:11:14Z

In reply to nevent1q…zdj9
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Here’s a cropped version for better sharing, with alt-text.

Huffing their own farts

2026-01-14T20:18:44Z

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Huffing their own farts

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2026-01-14T14:53:13Z

The weaponization of pure stupidity is exhausting.

The sooner everyone understands and accepts the reality that the ...

2026-01-12T17:48:50Z

The sooner everyone understands and accepts the reality that the capitalists have turned away from free markets to a fascist mindset, the sooner we can get to work breaking their hold on the working people of the world.

There is a WAR going on, you just have not shown up yet.

Anti-woke, anti-DEI agendas all boil down to one thing: an excuse ...

2026-01-07T14:55:21Z

Anti-woke, anti-DEI agendas all boil down to one thing: an excuse to be a dick head.

Fun fact: there is no excuse.

No 120 Minutes? GAH!

2026-01-06T17:53:10Z

In reply to nevent1q…y63w
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No 120 Minutes? GAH!

The biggest change in my lifetime which I have seen and ...

2026-01-04T17:11:50Z

The biggest change in my lifetime which I have seen and experienced was going from a society where most people had a base level of trust. We have gone from that to *everything* being a scam by default and nothing you see or read is real.

{record scratch} Yeah, that's me. You might be wondering just ...

2026-01-04T02:15:13Z

{record scratch}
Yeah, that's me. You might be wondering just how I ended up in this insane predicament.

How absolutely legendary would it have been for a single reporter ...

2026-01-03T23:23:03Z

How absolutely legendary would it have been for a single reporter to ask Trump how the attack on Venezuela and the illegal kidnapping of its president and First Lady would affect further release of Epstein documents and the on-going cover-up of related crimes?

our press are fucking cowards.

Every member of the military who took part in this nonsense in ...

2026-01-03T16:20:35Z

Every member of the military who took part in this nonsense in Venezuela broke international law.

Just thought I would point that out.

We need to find a way to make sure our friends are working on ...

2025-12-27T06:17:02Z

We need to find a way to make sure our friends are working on their personal projects, some sort of inspirational enforcement. It’s healthy to do projects away from your online persona. Let’s encourage that!

I’m not judging you for the songs on your Spotify wrapped list. ...

2025-12-25T23:15:26Z

I’m not judging you for the songs on your Spotify wrapped list. I’m judging you FOR having Spotify to begin with.

I can’t wait until the holidays are over. Fuck all this ...

2025-12-23T03:21:35Z

I can’t wait until the holidays are over. Fuck all this nonsense into the sun.

Ok so here’s my question for the evening: What song would you ...

2025-12-18T01:44:55Z

Ok so here’s my question for the evening:

What song would you like to play over the ending credits of the movie of your life (so far)?

Well we know OJ didn’t do it.

2025-12-15T03:35:57Z

In reply to nevent1q…lx3v
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Well we know OJ didn’t do it.

Wow, I made this 10 years ago today. ...

2025-11-28T01:02:20Z

Wow, I made this 10 years ago today.

::: Stuff I’m Looking For ::: : Music : + Calibro 35 s/t debut ...

2025-11-25T07:01:39Z

::: Stuff I’m Looking For :::
: Music :
+ Calibro 35 s/t debut record, reprint extended edition (LP)
+ Calibro 35 - Said soundtrack, (LP)
+ Battalion of Saints s/t record (LP)

::: Stuff I Have To Trade :::
: Toys/ Collectibles:
+ Original R2D2 RC robot, circa 1978
+ 4 OEM rims for 2015 Subaru WRX
+ Graco Paint Sprayer

Note: This is the start of an experiment. Post a list such as this, pinned to your profile. Use and follow the hashtag:
#mastoBarterTown

We need to include pay gap and minimal employee wage in all ...

2025-11-17T16:11:18Z

We need to include pay gap and minimal employee wage in all corporate earnings reporting. Excess earnings while having any employees at or below the poverty line is FRAUD.