2026-10-29T17:11:12Z https://nostr.now Toilet full of bugs https://nostr.now/npub1z4tfdc2t6nqfjf886ylykr2yfhtfl8n73g3unmqlch4p4y3dwquqvj9ed0 https://cdn.masto.host/topspicysocial/accounts/avatars/108/199/754/356/133/787/original/9c231a86c99ea895.png https://cdn.masto.host/topspicysocial/accounts/avatars/108/199/754/356/133/787/original/9c231a86c99ea895.png https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9szxtwdu3rvu4vz04xaflc902k62x9af7d0gpqlmnlsue56kss4czyq24d9hpf02vpxfyulgnujcdg3xad8u7069z8j0vrlz75x5j94crse3sq67 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdjckym5lxgcg655zmxc2h85utteclk7gzcxc4x7esjmy6ye468pqe4k78x'>nevent1q…k78x</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>For me, sound is a partially visual experience and it&#39;s strange to me that for most people sound is just audio. I&#39;m still slightly convinced that everyone does have it and I&#39;m just bad at explaining it, so people don&#39;t relate to my explanation.<br/><br/>Actually, given how much bullshit young children spout, maybe synaesthesia is normal for little kids and you&#39;re &#39;supposed&#39; to grow out of it, but my brain didn&#39;t. 2026-10-03T15:12:58Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdjckym5lxgcg655zmxc2h85utteclk7gzcxc4x7esjmy6ye468pqzyq24d9hpf02vpxfyulgnujcdg3xad8u7069z8j0vrlz75x5j94crsr5nwln In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsy0h54t9nwx5hnz04d794890yjz2nt3p3kngjag4egzyketsq5ujgx4nssf'>nevent1q…nssf</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I have synaesthesia. I have the most common form, in which sounds conjure a visual component in my mind. It was strange to discover that not everyone has this!<br/><br/>As a kid I had a cassette tape of children&#39;s songs, and I&#39;d ask my mum to play &#39;the bottle one&#39;. Not unreasonably, she thought I wanted Ten Green Bottles. I wanted Mulberry Bush! There&#39;s no bottles in that song, but the instrumentation &#39;looked&#39; like curved green glass, like a wine bottle. I assumed my mum saw it too. 2026-10-03T15:10:55Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy0h54t9nwx5hnz04d794890yjz2nt3p3kngjag4egzyketsq5ujgzyq24d9hpf02vpxfyulgnujcdg3xad8u7069z8j0vrlz75x5j94crsagv58u In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspzlx675u972yw7x8kl62h8yhedp9ldheg846vpuqtsfe8rjv23ksa2t9wf'>nevent1q…t9wf</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>There&#39;s a bit in the Simpsons where Homer forgets the word &#39;home&#39; and says &#39;Let&#39;s go to the place where our beds and TV are&#39;. That&#39;s how I talk under time pressure because I can&#39;t bring the simple words to mind. 2026-10-03T10:55:55Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspzlx675u972yw7x8kl62h8yhedp9ldheg846vpuqtsfe8rjv23kszyq24d9hpf02vpxfyulgnujcdg3xad8u7069z8j0vrlz75x5j94crsz7uw9g In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0c9xgqy4gehse4776q3dm03x6flca7vc85uecktll4y6cgsz2mnqmtht7r'>nevent1q…ht7r</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I get the impression that people who say they have an internal monologue actually think out the words &#34;I need to go to the store and buy milk&#34; instead of just the concept of such.<br/><br/>To translate that into words, my mind goes through a process something like &#34;Fucker need fuck. Box. Need box. What&#39;s in the box. Box fuck. Milk. Place of milk. Place of get stuff. Shop. Need to go to the shop and buy milk!&#34; And I have to be careful not to vocalise anything except the last part. 2026-10-03T10:54:21Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0c9xgqy4gehse4776q3dm03x6flca7vc85uecktll4y6cgsz2mnqzyq24d9hpf02vpxfyulgnujcdg3xad8u7069z8j0vrlz75x5j94crs4e92qq I can visualise or replay stuff in my head, so I don&#39;t have aphantasia, but I don&#39;t relate to people who say they have an &#39;internal monologue&#39;. I think in pure wordless concepts, not in actual words, so when I want to say something I have to translate the concepts into words, which takes effort. It&#39;s frustrating when I have a clear concept in my head but I don&#39;t know how to say it; it makes me feel like a toddler. 2026-10-03T10:49:59Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszjnfthsj5ymylpmva8cwgg6nme007rtmw48ldrj7ga0y7h26axeczyq24d9hpf02vpxfyulgnujcdg3xad8u7069z8j0vrlz75x5j94crse3fczl Be grateful that nipples spawn in a predictable location instead of anywhere on your body. 2026-10-03T09:51:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqst2uwtu7trr9vmg50u5t7xjvme9v53aqj9w6ayc0a4chq8hmswhrszyq24d9hpf02vpxfyulgnujcdg3xad8u7069z8j0vrlz75x5j94crsw2kh3f JustEat&#39;s AI image generator does not have &#39;soda bread&#39; in its training data.<br/><br/>Found on Reddit: <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/JustEatUK/comments/1wmakng/ai_vs_soda_bread/">https://www.reddit.com/r/JustEatUK/comments/1wmakng/ai_vs_soda_bread/</a><br/> <img src="https://cdn.masto.host/topspicysocial/media_attachments/files/117/326/355/809/691/244/original/cce34546154ee43e.jpg"> <br/> 2026-09-24T13:57:01Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszlcd7a5ey9d0lx3svh4d7sqha52yxz5fekc6a6758hhe40aw93xqzyq24d9hpf02vpxfyulgnujcdg3xad8u7069z8j0vrlz75x5j94crsq992lu In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszmjr27kr2qse2w06hrgquhgk7hy7xzc66gdhf4xh0x7vs3tpj45cmng0dr'>nevent1q…g0dr</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I did once put ginseng lotion (feels nice on the temples and behind the ears) on my gooch. Mistake! 2026-09-16T20:32:10Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsqvnw3zfs95lk2v3aq022j2j35v6hh6tt97gxjjp3fexv6598mkzqzyq24d9hpf02vpxfyulgnujcdg3xad8u7069z8j0vrlz75x5j94crs3jdrz5 I like chilli on my peanuts. My clitoris looks like a peanut. Putting chilli sauce on my clitoris is probably a brilliant idea. 2026-09-16T20:25:45Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgrqmstgglqpemlxda8v9la35ux3ll286u5hwasd003nf0mz52m7gzyq24d9hpf02vpxfyulgnujcdg3xad8u7069z8j0vrlz75x5j94crsc9dc4u Talking to other autistic people in meatspace is awkward because I can recognise that yes, your mannerisms are the same as mine and your mind works the same as mine, but all my training data comes from interacting with normies so I don&#39;t have a script for this situation. 2026-09-09T16:44:19Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsd65nj50ecwhln7rr9tn4xh34lket8ym75vfthstmjv2nuf5r65vczyq24d9hpf02vpxfyulgnujcdg3xad8u7069z8j0vrlz75x5j94crsf8ccsw I found a website commenting system that works with just a PHP admin page! <a href="https://purecomments.org/">https://purecomments.org/</a> <br/>This is what I&#39;ve been looking for for ages. Minimal dicking about, doesn&#39;t require me to create an account anywhere, allows me to keep my own pages as plain HTML. 2026-07-19T21:09:21Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsw95rgr3x3hc2fgmfjpn45wtyknjrfvvncw52jn80hjz6w9u9kgrgzyq24d9hpf02vpxfyulgnujcdg3xad8u7069z8j0vrlz75x5j94crsw32u6m A colon can make a lot of difference to a sentence. Compare the following:<br/><br/>1) I have several toys in my desk - a fidget cube, a ball and a Newton&#39;s cradle.<br/>2) I have several toys in my colon - a fidget cube, a ball and a Newton&#39;s cradle. 2026-05-16T21:20:23Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsfn9reg40knfww0fn7uku4jrzggwep36rpcrg8ma2yn9z5c3sln4szyq24d9hpf02vpxfyulgnujcdg3xad8u7069z8j0vrlz75x5j94crs5wczu5 Fun discussion (I hope): what are some house rules or self-imposed challenges you add to games? (Videogames, board games, whatever.) 2026-04-25T09:21:41Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8c5ujslh77xjquc92hy6dxvtumqfyluwvugsks75htmtmj75yfdqzyq24d9hpf02vpxfyulgnujcdg3xad8u7069z8j0vrlz75x5j94crsldhe45 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsffa9j0ny7j3u35j5kdrk7cly7r4qghwcrza2cy5ttfnyqchkkedgf8hl3g'>nevent1q…hl3g</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Bee with chicken feet.<br/> <img src="https://cdn.masto.host/topspicysocial/media_attachments/files/115/488/615/549/935/859/original/764b907cd130cb5b.png"> <br/> 2025-11-04T00:34:13Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsffa9j0ny7j3u35j5kdrk7cly7r4qghwcrza2cy5ttfnyqchkkedgzyq24d9hpf02vpxfyulgnujcdg3xad8u7069z8j0vrlz75x5j94crsxy9njw In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgwqqy0ju6wlcnr2kvzp3u0mwuchxgxd54zgtc3wkynq7xtdjshdsrzgdlm'>nevent1q…gdlm</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Peppa Pig.<br/> <img src="https://cdn.masto.host/topspicysocial/media_attachments/files/115/488/598/431/339/373/original/5b09a85de225bc65.png"> <br/> 2025-11-04T00:30:50Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgwqqy0ju6wlcnr2kvzp3u0mwuchxgxd54zgtc3wkynq7xtdjshdszyq24d9hpf02vpxfyulgnujcdg3xad8u7069z8j0vrlz75x5j94crsknddn9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgyf3adz5ncst5mt6hqenrtap0sd6dj2uxpev5xz6wk6dlsqer75qc9lc3p'>nevent1q…lc3p</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Michael Winner&#39;s severed head rolling down a hill. (I took the photo of the hill.)<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://cdn.masto.host/topspicysocial/media_attachments/files/115/488/592/446/549/496/original/7ca50a0e9e994500.mp4"></video><br/> 2025-11-04T00:28:34Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgyf3adz5ncst5mt6hqenrtap0sd6dj2uxpev5xz6wk6dlsqer75qzyq24d9hpf02vpxfyulgnujcdg3xad8u7069z8j0vrlz75x5j94crsmaamzh In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsy2y4kg0gwnaaguughss3fz9chm0rx7k0g43jtcdc5tvuc3pvhtjqhyawzd'>nevent1q…awzd</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Someone on Tumblr wanted people to edit Snorlaxes saying &#39;begone terf&#39; so I made one.<br/> <img src="https://cdn.masto.host/topspicysocial/media_attachments/files/115/488/585/377/219/143/original/c7c09dee1eea89f0.jpg"> <br/> 2025-11-04T00:26:48Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy2y4kg0gwnaaguughss3fz9chm0rx7k0g43jtcdc5tvuc3pvhtjqzyq24d9hpf02vpxfyulgnujcdg3xad8u7069z8j0vrlz75x5j94crs3xs4dx Here comes a thread of stupid old shit I made that I found on my hard drive.<br/><br/>First, this horrible thing from about 2008.<br/> <img src="https://cdn.masto.host/topspicysocial/media_attachments/files/115/488/579/081/290/593/original/b91459422af5e5b2.jpg"> <br/> 2025-11-04T00:25:11Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0dzk7jp9tl0d8aw6gz9umehdcyv2vfdhalf5q7789f3ays9m0mqczyq24d9hpf02vpxfyulgnujcdg3xad8u7069z8j0vrlz75x5j94crs35xsgr I&#39;m annoyed that if I want to use the aubergine emoji I have to search for &#39;eggplant&#39;. It&#39;s a fuckin aubergine. 🍆 2025-09-10T10:56:38Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsty7y5kyz5wgx99v39dpt69z5e7rjmvtm324548mdnnkzjdm7qlygzyq24d9hpf02vpxfyulgnujcdg3xad8u7069z8j0vrlz75x5j94crsn46c8y You know how sometimes you do a poo but when you look in the toilet there&#39;s nothing there? It&#39;s because your turds lined up and vanished like a Tetris. 2025-09-07T01:36:23Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9tk0pxfaq27jqda8399gdd5r8e3zpfpn3tsf8g9vkmayqpqhlh0czyq24d9hpf02vpxfyulgnujcdg3xad8u7069z8j0vrlz75x5j94crsg5s4vn If God made humans in His image and likeness, what was He doing when he made chimps? &#39;These are Me if I was a horrible little goblin with a droopy arse&#39;?<br/><br/>I said the above to my mum. She replied &#39;the first pancake is always rubbish.&#39; I am obsessed with the theological implications of this. 2025-08-29T23:49:15Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqst6zy79cfd8wcsu2g2ha08awhy3s8fjjp2vv0ygqnvlyhrdljcukczyq24d9hpf02vpxfyulgnujcdg3xad8u7069z8j0vrlz75x5j94crsa7qf9l GIMP stands for GNU Image Manipulation Program.<br/>GNU stands for GNU&#39;s Not Unix. <br/>UNIX stands for Uniplexed Information Computing System (&#39;unics&#39;).<br/><br/>Therefore, GIMP&#39;s full name is GNU&#39;s Not Uniplexed Information Computing Systems Image Manipulation Program. 2025-08-29T23:47:27Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs8kfralwkkkwduygxzvc5cd7e2e7hwf3gap8ur7382zlccppzpprczyq24d9hpf02vpxfyulgnujcdg3xad8u7069z8j0vrlz75x5j94crslazlv8 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsy5s8lnyu42zdqe3yclmqdvrxe7k0hsa6f8wtmk88mjrt6m6ngckgcadwqm'>nevent1q…dwqm</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>With similar broken logic, child-me thought that since bees like honey, honey is sweet, and bees like flowers, flowers would also be sweet. I ate a flower, found it un-tasty, and concluded that bees were stupid. 2025-08-05T12:03:16Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsy25a8kmndgfw59xq59je973ghdvdqy4alqrc23njy3z94uhalxsqzyq24d9hpf02vpxfyulgnujcdg3xad8u7069z8j0vrlz75x5j94crs87tksy In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspwlf9y5pm4kjn4kgrdw30yfrgaukhgx79u0d3ff6r85ahzz50skgll6zq6'>nevent1q…6zq6</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Gorgeous! What a lovely idea for a photoset. 2025-07-27T19:45:19Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdc5f24wjmfp752ywqpmksumehfd6caj32wc27dqrx0ku7z59yt5czyq24d9hpf02vpxfyulgnujcdg3xad8u7069z8j0vrlz75x5j94crs5g9fz7 I wish all app makers a very &#34;Are you SURE this needs to be a sodding app and not a website?&#34; 2025-07-23T23:09:41Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs88dd6tdkljxm39hs6p3t0cgn54hqx7t4usxwmymnssumq6ucmseqzyq24d9hpf02vpxfyulgnujcdg3xad8u7069z8j0vrlz75x5j94crs7sg6wl In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswwusrsd2rv0ehg7me973cqyajxtrhf4v8n2wfggv0s326u09m98c6lvemq'>nevent1q…vemq</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Windows 29 will require you to use 2 monitors so the second monitor can display ads constantly. There is no start menu, only an AI-powered search bar. Clippy is back. There are no desktop apps; everything is cloud-based and piped through a web browser. The web apps work only with Edge. Microsoft Word uses AI to guess what you&#39;ll type next and squirts it in for you, and you can&#39;t turn it off. When you backspace to delete the unwanted AI guesses, you&#39;re asked to rate the AI bit with smiley faces. 2025-05-15T09:50:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswwusrsd2rv0ehg7me973cqyajxtrhf4v8n2wfggv0s326u09m98czyq24d9hpf02vpxfyulgnujcdg3xad8u7069z8j0vrlz75x5j94crs3lre48 Horrible thought: in the future, people are going to reminisce about Windows 11 like we currently do about Windows XP/2000. 2025-05-15T09:45:59Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs85vzs9upu77t9mdmd5mdq8968sex7aphx2zusav0p9wf583t2dyczyq24d9hpf02vpxfyulgnujcdg3xad8u7069z8j0vrlz75x5j94crsayeu8h Hahaha, bloody hell. LLM-generated code often suggests packages that don&#39;t exist - so people have uploaded malware with these package names. And Google tells you that the package is safe because its AI summary is just pulling from the package&#39;s readme, which tells you it&#39;s a lovely safe package.<br/><br/><a href="https://www.theregister.com/2025/04/12/ai_code_suggestions_sabotage_supply_chain/">https://www.theregister.com/2025/04/12/ai_code_suggestions_sabotage_supply_chain/</a><br/><br/>&#34;What a world we live in: AI hallucinated packages are validated and rubber-stamped by another AI that is too eager to be helpful.&#34; 2025-04-15T19:57:48Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq4e7pdncn5qldfqvwpuvdrhunvev92u5geal28p067jl04vtp0dgzyq24d9hpf02vpxfyulgnujcdg3xad8u7069z8j0vrlz75x5j94crs8n639l In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfasf5usdjk03rztkkz57tar6cdzghfq379ztf9x3xgyw3n4ma9gq23qxv8'>nevent1q…qxv8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Did anyone ever do this in real life? I imagine it would be hard to find that many moths. 2025-04-13T00:56:32Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsq0h7mrr3md94u65mkvk2h7xqkxyzclfyfa9xqqzhsadu2gj639rszyq24d9hpf02vpxfyulgnujcdg3xad8u7069z8j0vrlz75x5j94crs527uyw In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdda45qujn4cp8cwhk9m0a9c3gp7jy4psp5p8cdlcfh6n3j9q84fgemyezz'>nevent1q…yezz</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I&#39;m disconcerted by the number of replies from people who either didn&#39;t read the toot text or don&#39;t understand the phrase &#39;social engineering&#39;. 2025-02-11T14:41:34Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs83sv5qlmthy3g0lephpwlsnlyqlgcq4agpv63j3walwhze30pgsgzyq24d9hpf02vpxfyulgnujcdg3xad8u7069z8j0vrlz75x5j94crs52j936 Coming home from my job (staring furiously at a computer) to relax with my hobbies (staring furiously at a computer). 2024-12-03T18:39:39Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvf0e3jmlu3ka46knstknrdgrtyfm0cdrv0c0fkqyy3tmsdj40v0czyq24d9hpf02vpxfyulgnujcdg3xad8u7069z8j0vrlz75x5j94crsudh6wt I push an egg into your anus. You push an egg into my anus. We poo egg into each other&#39;s mouths and the contract is sealed. 2024-11-29T23:18:22Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxyc34dh0uwlwnyxy6904fjwg89g9lzya3ncqu8975jxp7qg7dvgszyq24d9hpf02vpxfyulgnujcdg3xad8u7069z8j0vrlz75x5j94crs5a5h0t I tidied up my website <a href="https://sludge.town">https://sludge.town</a> - I&#39;ve made it into just a hub site and moved all my random nonsense pages onto a new subdomain.<br/><br/>I&#39;d really love to add more links/buttons - mutuals, if you have a personal site, please let me know so I can link to yours!<br/><br/>Actually, if we&#39;re not mutuals and you have a personal website, please can you show me? I love looking at people&#39;s sites! 2024-10-28T20:01:25Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0zdurq6mrkrcqm2r3y8gkpzy5k4x33nwrd5tu7nx7q72545dlnzqzyq24d9hpf02vpxfyulgnujcdg3xad8u7069z8j0vrlz75x5j94crs5dneuu I think Wario would enjoy being a Skibidi Toilet and would be good at it. Whereas Mario would be like &#39;Mamma mia! I&#39;m a toilet!&#39; and would just go around and round in circles of dismay. 2024-09-24T19:21:55Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs9l4qecv9d2shk5azyv87ary80yfvl79tuvytmrtawshp7ps7ylpczyq24d9hpf02vpxfyulgnujcdg3xad8u7069z8j0vrlz75x5j94crsz0q7ew Wheelbarrows are fuckin brilliant. The essence of a bucket (probably the first human invention - how can you forage if you can&#39;t carry your food home?) combined with two simple machines: the lever and the wheel. Same form factor for thousands of years. Perfection. Cannot be improved. 2024-07-30T18:22:09Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsvkz7443xvash487zw5dk62c8p5ejv75zhdy06cw66t0e7q556dzszyq24d9hpf02vpxfyulgnujcdg3xad8u7069z8j0vrlz75x5j94crsj2zxe3 #introductions Ephemeromorph = an organism that cannot be classified as animal or vegetable.<br/><br/>I&#39;m Voybridge and I probably will toot about:<br/>- Bibeogaem I&#39;m playing<br/>- The ongoing ineptitude of my cow-irkers<br/>- Cool bugs I see<br/>- Judas Priest<br/>- Farting 2022-04-26T18:37:42Z