2024-12-16T23:22:02Z https://nostr.now kc_hodl https://nostr.now/npub1yy407vgd8yvcegmhd3v52nd0956fvauf8hneuarvy7gc4cppeg8qr4afu9 https://image.nostr.build/0ee9170d800f78c08f671982fb3dd7f2ab61a82fde78fc72690b19815620dd75.jpg https://image.nostr.build/0ee9170d800f78c08f671982fb3dd7f2ab61a82fde78fc72690b19815620dd75.jpg https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsdr2hy5rpwjn9ras0nlf3807pu2yyl8q0av8pm8dt0l7jn6kkp3qczyqsj4le3p5u3nr9rwak9j32d4uknf9nh3y7708n5dsnerzhqy89qu0ey2fa In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszasshvhmyag858ms776ler2zaed0z8u6vn9mvd6jq30sxsqah9eqrhshrf'>nevent1q…shrf</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>😂😂 classic 2024-10-26T18:57:16Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszsgcvwdjkqh4wdxa2j20ruzu4ep2rr8x2spj2lflssmlqdyrmaaszyqsj4le3p5u3nr9rwak9j32d4uknf9nh3y7708n5dsnerzhqy89quyrn694 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstj53vtf3fj4htfseus2h9au939ms6wve867fvdpwjd6ptmw3cctc7qaz6c'>nevent1q…az6c</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Started to a lot more after my Bitlife Crisis 2024-09-12T23:07:34Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsw2uzp7shsg3sxd9qflwtev02kfkl7l73fx76v3xprml9jfnm6etczyqsj4le3p5u3nr9rwak9j32d4uknf9nh3y7708n5dsnerzhqy89qugc8uqt The 58k gang bros weren’t fucking around lol 2024-09-12T23:00:24Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsxln6u029hung6qghmvqk7529unj5u8wmy589hn2jpmxv06e3egpgzyqsj4le3p5u3nr9rwak9j32d4uknf9nh3y7708n5dsnerzhqy89quulqnt4 Inspired by <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1rtlqca8r6auyaw5n5h3l5422dm4sry5dzfee4696fqe8s6qgudks7djtfs" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>HODL</span> (<span class="italic">npub1rtl…jtfs</span>)</a></span>, here’s one of my favorite ‘dumbass teenage boys do dumbass shit’ stories:<br/><br/>During the summer between our sophomore and junior years, my friends and I’s favorite way to pass a summer day was fucking around at various parks around town. We’d usually start out the day fishing, but things generally quickly devolved into finding ways to get the adrenaline flowing. We’d catch snakes (2 of which escaped a cage in my basement and were literally never again seen 😂), trap snapping turtles, noodle for catfish, ya know, manly shit. But one day we decided to kick it up a notch, and that’s when things got interesting. <br/><br/>While ‘walking the River’ at one of our favorite parks outside of town we came across some never before seen train tracks. Obviously we immediately did what any red blooded male teenager would do, throw shit at the trains as they passed by! We entertained ourselves for a few hours chucking rocks, railroad spikes, sticks, etc. at the passing trains. But when that inevitably got boring, my buddy Mitch came up with a great idea. Let’s pile a bunch of shit on the tracks and watch the train blast through it! <br/><br/>So, we proceeded to spend the next hour or so piling up railroad ties, big ass rocks, and fallen tree branches onto the tracks. There were a couple of times when someone would say, “that’s probably enough,” then the rest of us would tell him to stop being a pussy and to go get some more shit. Finally, we heard it. The next train was approaching. We hid down the hill behind some trees and waited to see our masterpiece get blown into a million pieces. And holy shit did it ever! It sounded like an explosion when it got hit, and shit literally went flying everywhere. We were cheering, laughing and hollering like apes when all the sudden we hear the train hit the brakes…<br/><br/>It took a minute to register what was happening. The train was stopping, and we needed to get the fuck outta there asap. By the time we collected our wits and started running we saw the train conductor climb out of the now stopped train and yell, “get back here you assholes!” <br/><br/>Holy shit! Time to get a move on boys! We ran as fast as we could, following the river we had been walking when we found the tracks. I lost a shoe at some point and was running half barefooted for what felt like 5 miles (probably like 1/2 mile in reality). We eventually came to a field by a road we recognized and stopped for a second to look back. Thankfully, we’d lost the conductor. Truthfully, I doubt he ever pursued us farther than like a hundred feet, but we weren’t going to stick around and find out what he had in mind for us if he caught us. <br/><br/>In the end it was a successful summer day full of sunshine, adrenaline, and fucking shit up. A dumbass teenage boys dream 😂. And, yes, we did this many more times that summer, lmao. Good times. 2024-09-05T23:23:08Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqszzpcc9pg5k0empz8x4sn7qm67lml0jv38ga07qk93ms63qs0l82qzyqsj4le3p5u3nr9rwak9j32d4uknf9nh3y7708n5dsnerzhqy89qusus067 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsd2d4ugrvcsmyugdggyzr60xrjn6tu08t43v7c37ag452nt8nq8xqdapc5j'>nevent1q…pc5j</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Grandpa Tent looks like a fuckin boss 2024-08-31T16:43:51Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsx3vz4nutrsfm2lavtp7x7l3ywafj5vznju2rrtxm45ml0exk2hfgzyqsj4le3p5u3nr9rwak9j32d4uknf9nh3y7708n5dsnerzhqy89qutjcxx8 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0h0kxdfw3lccuta7k6tkz5mmflgmmghk0v2htkcde78qs3kgtgpgxn3a4n'>nevent1q…3a4n</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Lmao so true 2024-06-13T00:35:58Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsr2qvgpm6d8weq96valmm8wkt3qaa3gmzpmjecx7l79rjxk0flrpgzyqsj4le3p5u3nr9rwak9j32d4uknf9nh3y7708n5dsnerzhqy89qusn99z4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2tydrk5y0kz06qg68qzlwhqyjz3u5sdk5qaf32tvrhxdetjywxss53zat5'>nevent1q…zat5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>😂 bro I’m ready to be done ngl 💪 2024-03-29T23:29:53Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsyxcc6krk8vz0mxeprhdssnrvpx5fe0la2ajgke53axfeq7rtfdtczyqsj4le3p5u3nr9rwak9j32d4uknf9nh3y7708n5dsnerzhqy89quupewdn In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvm4wkz20592tu2aefklsuqqmgdwgvwx365zrw047l3mvlz7s2urc4awkff'>nevent1q…wkff</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>A bitcoiner.. whether he knows it yet or not 2023-08-11T01:45:38Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrfvnkhfk25hfztwyzn4njks22k9hae8s5kr6kpggh35482rdnk2qzyqsj4le3p5u3nr9rwak9j32d4uknf9nh3y7708n5dsnerzhqy89quwfmjda In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsx5crkcprvmdqz8ty8e7vqgm06y6zj7k67gstn93vxp2xzyg902wgvl4ayw'>nevent1q…4ayw</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Arguably just as important as staying humble! 2023-06-06T23:06:35Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqswqttg5vjtpgr3c3zva8hc0he9yc5elfsrm7usx0apnc87qlmtrvgzyqsj4le3p5u3nr9rwak9j32d4uknf9nh3y7708n5dsnerzhqy89qucp7pqq Anything going on in the mempool? 🤣 2023-05-07T20:23:04Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs02sv2sxrm7c4txjgvmhtxf9arda4hjda35cqtg0vgnrt0a6ttzcczyqsj4le3p5u3nr9rwak9j32d4uknf9nh3y7708n5dsnerzhqy89qughkusq Bitcoin enables you to be your own bank, which is dope af <br/><br/>Know what’s even doper? <br/><br/>Not depending on someone else to fill your bank for you <br/><br/>Be in charge of your bank and your destiny. Be an entrepreneur 2023-05-06T23:37:41Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsw2nnegdr3htu5w0yrps8v56anz0swa42cjszuq50q9vyzpf9jhrqzyqsj4le3p5u3nr9rwak9j32d4uknf9nh3y7708n5dsnerzhqy89quv0dgqa In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8sa2hhmt4zwqyjyesctplyre69qxt3phr4pxma6ylsdz2talck9sefu5fv'>nevent1q…u5fv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Sub 2% fo sho 2023-05-03T00:54:19Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0z9kkth5kh7arcay20dx080zj46c8sv4qx3c969hs8x2tuh2qqwczyqsj4le3p5u3nr9rwak9j32d4uknf9nh3y7708n5dsnerzhqy89quwqfplm In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsx7vx8klm2vdcd5xt32xnsklk6u2ghje7ulgv2t0zrwm40jkk29rc06keh4'>nevent1q…keh4</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Already fasting in preparation 2023-03-28T21:03:57Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsv0mwnsfzsjpl9x9dpva4ckqtvl4c7emdufwrqnk3nug37vvuapyczyqsj4le3p5u3nr9rwak9j32d4uknf9nh3y7708n5dsnerzhqy89qukxz59m The amount of attention this dumb fuck Balaji bet is getting tells me the bear has a ways to go 2023-03-18T14:41:06Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsx0kqss6cnky6jasn2f4vqkldhkjtaupy632k7hxr08yh6tf748tgzyqsj4le3p5u3nr9rwak9j32d4uknf9nh3y7708n5dsnerzhqy89quddhtcv This was a fun rip with #[0]​ on the Orange Pill Addicts Podcast. Thanks for coming on the show my man! <br/><br/><a href="https://fountain.fm/episode/13943557595">https://fountain.fm/episode/13943557595</a> 2023-03-07T17:27:25Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsgpm0lk8xdl37v28shj5unymuls7vjqd30fx3ce4zzzk0dzwd4p7czyqsj4le3p5u3nr9rwak9j32d4uknf9nh3y7708n5dsnerzhqy89qu582nn2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8rzzunq8nm3e92zjyg2u7l6x0rslla4z7s2n05q5k7z76ydk58equn6ewe'>nevent1q…6ewe</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_17cc1c8962e004c247fef8d219c4ab74fecaeb4918db3e4d109d0fef4e1a321e.gif"> 2023-03-01T02:47:48Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsw25uwnlnum457fe5sxws7efr6me4huwkpym83vmzmwvvxkpkpgcqzyqsj4le3p5u3nr9rwak9j32d4uknf9nh3y7708n5dsnerzhqy89quhu5tg2 This is massive, kudos to the Breez team for leading from the front<br/><br/><a href="https://medium.com/breez-technology/the-breez-open-lsp-model-scaling-lightning-by-sharing-roi-with-3rd-party-lsps-e2ef6e31562e">https://medium.com/breez-technology/the-breez-open-lsp-model-scaling-lightning-by-sharing-roi-with-3rd-party-lsps-e2ef6e31562e</a> 2023-02-28T17:42:43Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqspraurh4e7sn22sn2tv05dkqwy5zr7dx5sed220h96jys8w00wgygzyqsj4le3p5u3nr9rwak9j32d4uknf9nh3y7708n5dsnerzhqy89qun6qfgt In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs05vrja8hc5w7zdm492e0qluqevxh2mvynye85e3ynwape2whk7vg2d3tnu'>nevent1q…3tnu</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Sick! 2023-02-27T20:47:38Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsraupghvd03ehjhhdgl6phmnjhzm29qvh2pzuujvyqgywm7rmw50gzyqsj4le3p5u3nr9rwak9j32d4uknf9nh3y7708n5dsnerzhqy89qukvc5uj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsg7d4a65rc9qpywqw0wdkuf3565cszwxef3u9kvmv50s0ymvkuvgs0vyq22'>nevent1q…yq22</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Welcome ser! 2023-02-27T02:56:07Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs0knvgh30n02wgjrd4020e0rw6kexmze8pqz0xw0p9yulp03k9azszyqsj4le3p5u3nr9rwak9j32d4uknf9nh3y7708n5dsnerzhqy89qufpcz8m Girl you look good won’t you zap dat azz up<br/>You’se a fine motherfucker won’t you zap dat azz up<br/><br/> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_b65017970a2e5c44c90ceef6e094cd093f056d56fd3ee20c0a68b5b084703a55.gif"> 2023-02-22T00:11:19Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqs94prx00kfvmpff2alu84smd6jpa3n3p3vfw5ya7w2capsypy7crgzyqsj4le3p5u3nr9rwak9j32d4uknf9nh3y7708n5dsnerzhqy89qu78jssl Any LSP’s have insight into how the Nostr zap effect has effected routing fee revenue? 2023-02-18T22:53:37Z https://nostr.now/nevent1qqsrv4w07485l2q2fcq8qvgwkqg525tjkckwav9dyzdqgyn5xeh9h6czyqsj4le3p5u3nr9rwak9j32d4uknf9nh3y7708n5dsnerzhqy89quq4m4e8 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspm54xj2337sxc0r4qpuuhp2ry6zktzqefpyndtfs05yxxu75ez6guatc9z'>nevent1q…tc9z</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Yo 2023-02-17T12:56:07Z