Nostr notes by chucklangstrumpf

Pura Vida mae! #nevent1q…24ke

2026-10-13T19:31:17Z

Pura Vida mae!

quoting
nevent1q…24ke
How to Live on Bitcoin in Costa Rica, the Real Bitcoin Country

https://www.bullbitcoin.com/blog/how-to-live-on-bitcoin-in-costa-rica

very nice, did not know that page, thank you!

2026-10-03T06:27:22Z

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very nice, did not know that page, thank you!

how much are they?

2026-09-30T16:18:51Z

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how much are they?

nobody with more than 5 braincells installs windows 11

2026-09-28T16:26:39Z

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nobody with more than 5 braincells installs windows 11

exactly. to me it is hard to understand why people who are forced ...

2026-09-23T07:07:01Z

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exactly. to me it is hard to understand why people who are forced to "fight for their country" do not shoot the people who force-recruited them first.

can i get one on xmrbazaar? :)

2026-09-23T05:35:00Z

In reply to nevent1q…fzfm
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can i get one on xmrbazaar? :)

Welcome to the Monero Gang, Derek!

2026-09-20T07:14:38Z

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Welcome to the Monero Gang, Derek!

Sucks.

2026-09-18T17:44:54Z

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Sucks.

still going to hospital with your dog?

2026-09-16T19:44:51Z

In reply to nevent1q…d2vf
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still going to hospital with your dog?

Yea sadly many exotic fruits never make it to the markets. ...

2026-09-15T18:56:21Z

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Yea sadly many exotic fruits never make it to the markets. Papaya, Pina, Mango, Sandia - rinse and repeat ;) I live in the central pacific zone near Esterillos / Playa Hermosa.

I tell people Bitcoin is freedom money even though it really is ...

2026-09-15T06:21:03Z

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I tell people Bitcoin is freedom money even though it really is surveillance gold. :)

looks juicy 😉 i love acidity, need to see if someone sells one ...

2026-09-15T06:12:28Z

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looks juicy 😉 i love acidity, need to see if someone sells one of those on a farmers market

what is it?

2026-09-13T19:28:36Z

In reply to nevent1q…cy66
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what is it?

Looks awesome! #nevent1q…uusa

2026-09-09T19:37:48Z

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Looks awesome!

quoting
nevent1q…uusa
Check out the Afuera Chainsaw ! VROOOOM 💭

https://xmrbazaar.com/listing/hjtc/

Made as a fitting gimmick in preparation of the recent Afuerafest 2026 it combines the memetic values of the popular anarcho-capitalist movement with the ¡AFUERA! 😡 battle cry of Javier Mileis iconic presidential campaign in Argentina 🇦🇷

Kept in a fun and comic oriented style and combined to a sturdy assembly, this eyecatcher 😳 brings joy to seasoned ancaps and curious free roaming kids alike 😊
Spread the message of freedom from state control, in style 💪😎

Cause of the recent price movememts I also updated my prices to a 69 day MA 🧐 which is 👉 XMREUR 369 🧐 (last updated in March)

#Afuera
#Ancap
#Milei
#XMRBazaar
#XMR
#Monero
#cybermoney
#paralleleconomy
#cyberrevolution
#freedom
#cyber
#vibes
#agora

Hello Sir, is this the future of finance we were promised? Asking ...

2026-09-09T04:07:46Z

In reply to nevent1q…euqh
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Hello Sir, is this the future of finance we were promised? Asking for a friend.

Who wants that shit? Exactly, nobody.

2026-09-09T04:05:44Z

In reply to nevent1q…jva5
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Who wants that shit?
Exactly, nobody.

Absolutely correct. The funniest thing is that Blockstream ...

2026-09-08T17:19:25Z

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Absolutely correct. The funniest thing is that Blockstream convinced BTC Maxis that L-BTC is BTC, even though it is a corporate shitcoin. LOL

when you learn to read and think, you can see i did not say ...

2026-09-08T17:03:11Z

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when you learn to read and think, you can see i did not say Bitcoin, i said "Bitcoin Maxis".

You must be one of them.

It is a well deserved reward for showing all the Bitcoin Maxis ...

2026-09-08T15:03:15Z

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It is a well deserved reward for showing all the Bitcoin Maxis that the guys they put their faith in are clowns and amateurs.

The hacker deserves all 4k corn IMO.

The 600 BTC are well deserved, finally everybody knows ...

2026-09-08T15:01:27Z

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The 600 BTC are well deserved, finally everybody knows Blockstream is run by a bunch of clowns.

Sure, everything is vulnerable now. Bitcoin Maxis are retarded ...

2026-09-08T12:59:14Z

In reply to nevent1q…jueq
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Sure, everything is vulnerable now. Bitcoin Maxis are retarded anyway.

no.

2026-09-08T12:57:20Z

In reply to nevent1q…5rc9
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no.

this bullshit, other bullshit, more bullshit - and the fact that ...

2026-09-08T03:54:17Z

In reply to nevent1q…c0qt
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this bullshit, other bullshit, more bullshit - and the fact that monero outperforms bitcoin since 2 years already.

uh man, super boring old arguments, research it yourself.

2026-09-08T03:52:07Z

In reply to nevent1q…jjcg
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uh man, super boring old arguments, research it yourself.

lol :)

2026-09-08T03:50:43Z

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lol :)

First Coldcard, now Liquid. The Monero Gang always told you ...

2026-09-07T12:48:12Z

First Coldcard, now Liquid.
The Monero Gang always told you Bitcoin Maxis are retarded.

We told you anon. We fucking told you.

looking forward to it

2026-08-29T13:23:37Z

In reply to nevent1q…pu2s
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looking forward to it

welcome

2026-08-29T13:16:23Z

In reply to nevent1q…ack3
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welcome

Hope your follow up vet is closer than Heredia ! All the best for ...

2026-08-28T12:26:31Z

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Hope your follow up vet is closer than Heredia ! All the best for your boy

Do they mention the rest is owned by Israel?

2026-08-28T12:19:08Z

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Do they mention the rest is owned by Israel?

Maybe it was just a distraction for Bitcoiners to waste their ...

2026-08-27T15:13:05Z

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Maybe it was just a distraction for Bitcoiners to waste their time on useless shit so Banks and states can push their Stablecoins and CBDCs?

Nostr event nevent1qqst0e6g953y6ezkxn373nsk97dl4mm4xuanxc8722kpzwpfjzxxq9szyq3jj5pxteaxa6cmnlctsqsfdn3009qzpkgnzlkw9y827p53ndqx2ulldp4

2026-08-27T12:28:40Z

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some people might have done that.

2026-08-27T03:06:11Z

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some people might have done that.

What happened to him? Hope he recovers quickly

2026-08-26T23:36:36Z

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What happened to him? Hope he recovers quickly

Pura fucking Vida!

2026-08-25T14:24:50Z

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Pura fucking Vida!

congrats, pura vida mae!

2026-08-23T15:02:40Z

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congrats, pura vida mae!

Nostr event nevent1qqsdutufvf5pdhyrvaq6fuy2l3807c64pyzsj5hprkctedrl2npqfmgzyq3jj5pxteaxa6cmnlctsqsfdn3009qzpkgnzlkw9y827p53ndqx2yxyga7

2026-08-19T19:36:59Z

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https://www.sharkninja.com/ninja-crispi-4-in-1-portable-glass-air-fryer-cooking-system-stone/FN101ST.html

keep it frozen, put in an air fryer for 18 min, Thank me later

2026-08-19T12:08:33Z

In reply to nevent1q…7fvz
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keep it frozen, put in an air fryer for 18 min, Thank me later

.gay

2026-08-14T02:48:45Z

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.gay

i guess i will keep it and try to sell it to some museum in the ...

2026-08-06T12:29:48Z

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i guess i will keep it and try to sell it to some museum in the future, its kind of a historic device now. :)

New, sealed Cold Card for sale (for Monero). ...

2026-08-05T19:17:46Z

New, sealed Cold Card for sale (for Monero).

this one is 600 btc ahead already: ...

2026-08-05T12:32:41Z

In reply to nevent1q…wz94
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this one is 600 btc ahead already: https://coldcard-hack-tracker.vercel.app/

Because it is little Jacks custodial KYC shitwallet. Shove it up ...

2026-08-04T13:22:23Z

In reply to nevent1q…077p
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Because it is little Jacks custodial KYC shitwallet.

Shove it up your ass Jack.

yea, may L-BTC rot in hell. Funny also how all maxis cried when ...

2026-08-04T13:20:27Z

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yea, may L-BTC rot in hell.

Funny also how all maxis cried when Bcash called itself Bitcoin but no prob with L-BTC. Fuck them all.

it is absolutely terrible :(

2026-08-04T00:33:52Z

In reply to nevent1q…aeje
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it is absolutely terrible :(

should be pretty simple, they can still sign with the address

2026-08-03T20:49:06Z

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should be pretty simple, they can still sign with the address

So, almost everyone should chip in then :)

2026-08-03T20:48:23Z

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So, almost everyone should chip in then :)

How about all the influencers who shilled Coldcard make a fund to ...

2026-08-03T17:21:12Z

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How about all the influencers who shilled Coldcard make a fund to help the victims?

try writing about monero, it is the real bitcoin.

2026-08-03T01:28:25Z

In reply to nevent1q…5g6d
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try writing about monero, it is the real bitcoin.

you are a tough motherfucker!

2026-07-29T03:05:25Z

In reply to nevent1q…5nes
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you are a tough motherfucker!

what would you prefer if you could choose?

2026-07-29T03:04:27Z

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what would you prefer if you could choose?

$Diem gives the bot some life enegy each day, no matter if the ...

2026-07-29T03:02:15Z

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$Diem gives the bot some life enegy each day, no matter if the bot earns money or not - i try to raise my bot in a less turbo capitalistic way ;)

Super interesting experiment! i am currently working on my own ...

2026-07-28T14:56:10Z

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Super interesting experiment! i am currently working on my own autonomous lifeform like thing. i give it daily "life energy" in the form of $DIEM from venice.ai which it will own itself, it gets its own domain and a small business which it can maintain and expand.

What a time to be alive :)

it is two hours later now, what is your verdict?

2026-07-28T03:40:04Z

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it is two hours later now, what is your verdict?

I support Monero because of you.

2026-07-23T11:46:32Z

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I support Monero because of you.

truth hurts.

2026-07-17T12:49:18Z

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truth hurts.

You need new friends then :)

2026-07-17T10:31:43Z

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You need new friends then :)

Friends and Family understand the advantage of Monero much faster ...

2026-07-17T10:20:37Z

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Friends and Family understand the advantage of Monero much faster than whatever BTC is today.

NEW: Telegram still does not encrypt your chat.

2026-07-17T10:18:18Z

In reply to nevent1q…ahv8
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NEW: Telegram still does not encrypt your chat.

Great article, thanks!

2026-07-15T08:40:59Z

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Great article, thanks!

Does that replace the employment contract or just the requirement ...

2026-07-15T08:40:37Z

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Does that replace the employment contract or just the requirement for the utility bill?

"Many of us never played with shitcoins " rofl :) ...

2026-07-13T07:03:46Z

"Many of us never played with shitcoins "

rofl :)

quoting
nevent1q…6c4v
Great post on X by calle (nprofile…969u)
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If you're a Bitcoiner then you might be lucky enough to receive two whole shitcoin airdrops this year. Here is what you need to know, including a few warnings and how you can stay safe.

This year, two of the most eccentric Bitcoiners who couldn't succeessfully change Bitcoin even if they sold their mother, will finally fork off and find out how it feels to be a shitcoiner with your own chain:
- Paul Sports, the BIP300 guy who hates Lightning more than I hate shitcoins, and
- Luke Dashjr, the BIP110 guy who eats cats and can't stop thinking about CSAM.

Strange characters, great to see them go their own way.

What does that mean for you? If you have say 1 BTC to your name, you will now also have 1 Paul-BTC and 1 Luke-BTC. Even if your own Bitcoin is stored on a hardware wallet, you will now also have two shitcoins that are also secured with the same keys as your real Bitcoin.

Do I have to do anything? No. This all happens automatically. You don't need to do anything, you wouldn't even notice anything has happened. After all, what do you care whether some dude has forked Bitcoin and decided to become a shitcoiner. You can chill.

What if I want to dump it? Obviously both of these shitcoins will be worthless and will go to zero so you might be tempted to sell them. Many of us never played with shitcoins so this is a real temptation. In the most likely case, there won't even be an exchange where you can sell these coins because both are going to be pretty small and pathetic, unlike previous attacks on Bitcoin that tried to fork (Bitcoin Cash, Bitcoin Gold, ...).

If you decide to move these shitcoins to an exchange (and assuming there will be wallets that help you do so), a few things are important to keep in mind:

- There will be wallets that help you move your forked shitcoins. These wallets might ask you for your hardware wallet's seed phrase and pretend to be nice but will actually steal all your BTC. NEVER AND IN NO CIRCUMSTANCE ENTER YOUR HARDWARE WALLET'S SEED PHRASE INTO A COMPUTER. Wait for reputable wallets to appear that have been audited and thread extremely carefully. Even if you're a "pro Bitcoiner" you can lose your life savings if you mess this up. I repeat: If you enter your seed phrase into a malicious wallet, you could lose all of your REAL Bitcoins, not only that fake shit.

- If you successfully moved your shitcoins off your wallet, you might be tempted to sell them on an exchange, assuming there will be one. Note that WHICHEVER SHITCOIN UTXO YOU DOXX (i.e. connect with your identity), ALSO DOXXES YOUR REAL BITCOIN. If you deposit your Luke-shitcoin to an exchange, that exchange WILL ALLSO SEE YOUR REAL BITCOIN on the real blockchain. If you send all your shitcoins to a random guy on the internet, that random guy will also see your entire real bitcoin stack. This is because the fork mirrors Bitcoin's history.

So the summary is:
- wallets will be released that appear to help you to move your shitcoins but they actually want to steal your Bitcoin. Dangerous.
- if you move your shitcoins and connect them to your identity, then you also doxx your real bitcoins. Dangerous.
- If you don't do anything, you're safe. Basically "play stupid games, win stupid prizes".

Stay safe. Reject shitcoins.

Is Andy-BTC the chosen one, the real BTC, forever?

2026-07-13T07:00:39Z

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Is Andy-BTC the chosen one, the real BTC, forever?

one day you will say the same about Monero :)

2026-07-13T06:57:09Z

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one day you will say the same about Monero :)

Appreciate you creating awareness for Stablecoin freezes - but is ...

2026-07-09T06:05:36Z

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Appreciate you creating awareness for Stablecoin freezes - but is there a way to follow you without having to see 5 of those posts a day? I already got it, i use Monero :)

Yea sad, todays Bitcoiners are mostly low iq Religiots, unable to ...

2026-07-09T06:02:05Z

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Yea sad, todays Bitcoiners are mostly low iq Religiots, unable to reason for themselves.

Satoshi would rotate in his grave.

They dont even realize that every single Monero user was or is still a Bitcoiner.

i use some of them but they are not important to me, there are ...

2026-07-08T16:11:55Z

In reply to nevent1q…35eg
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i use some of them but they are not important to me, there are alternatives and i can use those with the people i care about

Big Respect, thank you!

2026-07-08T16:08:26Z

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Big Respect, thank you!

Basically it is, big tech would suddenly discover the value of ...

2026-07-06T04:59:37Z

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Basically it is, big tech would suddenly discover the value of privacy if people stop using their surveillance shit. But yea, people are retarded.

fully agree. sadly.

2026-07-05T06:06:59Z

In reply to nevent1q…henj
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fully agree.

sadly.

If we stop using platforms which demand KYC, the problem solves ...

2026-07-04T19:56:22Z

In reply to nevent1q…7m7m
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If we stop using platforms which demand KYC, the problem solves itself.

but i am someone!

2026-06-27T13:37:37Z

In reply to nevent1q…u02c
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but i am someone!

thing is, i only trust myself.

2026-06-25T12:13:10Z

In reply to nevent1q…ry5z
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thing is, i only trust myself.

Mad respect man, really great job! How much of it is hand-coded ...

2026-06-24T16:26:35Z

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Mad respect man, really great job! How much of it is hand-coded and how much is vibe coded?

I would prefer to live in a society where privacy and ...

2026-06-24T16:23:48Z

In reply to nevent1q…jdgv
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I would prefer to live in a society where privacy and confidentiality is respected rather than having to bypass shit.

I did not know ukrogoys get a democratic boner and i really want to get rid of that picture in my mind now ;)

I would prefer to live in a society where privacy and ...

2026-06-24T16:22:40Z

I do not know how to access the black/grey markets but i have not ...

2026-06-24T12:11:40Z

In reply to nevent1q…qvsn
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I do not know how to access the black/grey markets but i have not put in any research yet - luckily i left europe long ago.

I would be interested in learning about this topic anyway.

The right approach for the eurogoy would be to fight these laws or lobby against them imo.

Enlighten us, Mr. Fuzz

2026-06-23T20:30:02Z

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Enlighten us, Mr. Fuzz

XRP the Standard!!! #nevent1q…a5xr

2026-06-22T16:28:58Z

XRP the Standard!!!

quoting
nevent1q…a5xr
1 xrp = 1 xrp

lol that was my first thought too :)

2026-06-21T08:24:29Z

In reply to nevent1q…4hny
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lol that was my first thought too :)

so, do you think transacting and saving on a transparent ledger ...

2026-06-20T13:50:53Z

In reply to nevent1q…n8qa
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so, do you think transacting and saving on a transparent ledger is a smart idea?

i do not see a usecase, how does this help in emergencies?

2026-06-18T16:15:51Z

In reply to nevent1q…6zky
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i do not see a usecase, how does this help in emergencies?

Is there a limit to Saylor cringe? #nevent1q…fjqe

2026-06-16T19:55:50Z

Is there a limit to Saylor cringe?

quoting
nevent1q…fjqe
⚡️👀 NEW - “The Keynote”

Michael Saylor explained Bitcoin capitalism at BTC Prague in a different way

why should i connect sensitive private information with my nostr ...

2026-06-16T19:40:30Z

In reply to nevent1q…gskc
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why should i connect sensitive private information with my nostr account?

can you explain the use case for this?

good one thanks!

2026-06-16T19:37:18Z

In reply to nevent1q…r6xe
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good one thanks!

is this a cashu ecash string? ;)

2026-06-16T19:35:06Z

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is this a cashu ecash string? ;)

no worries i like bananas 😉 yea you got me, imo custodial ...

2026-06-16T19:34:41Z

In reply to nevent1q…79xx
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no worries i like bananas 😉

yea you got me, imo custodial lightning is already a shitcoin - it is basically paypal. cashu is like paypal vouchers then ;)

afaik there is also no peg to bitcoin in a mint, in general a mint can issue as much as they want - same with a custodial lightning wallet provider - they can display whatever they want in your wallet.

if you do not custody it, you have a promise of sats, not sats. ...

2026-06-16T19:26:11Z

In reply to nevent1q…4lew
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if you do not custody it, you have a promise of sats, not sats.

is the new bitcoin standard now "what normies are ok with"?

Thank you, but my point is: why is cashu considered ...

2026-06-16T06:20:54Z

In reply to nevent1q…4kr9
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Thank you, but my point is: why is cashu considered "bitcoin" when it has all properties of a shitcoin? It is not bitcoin, you need to swap into it - like with every other shitcoin, it is not linked to any BTC, it is non custodial (which is completely against any bitcoin ethos), you have the mint rug risk etc.

Monero and every other shitcoin is also denominated in BTC, when you look at the Shitcoin/BTC chart.

For me it is just unfathomable that custodial long strings of text are considered "on a bitcoin standard" - it is like writing "i owe you 1000 sats" on a piece of paper and calling that a bitcoin scaling solution ;)

but dont you have to first put btc on a lightning channel, then ...

2026-06-15T18:16:15Z

In reply to nevent1q…zvxa
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but dont you have to first put btc on a lightning channel, then send the sats by lightning to a mint to get cashu ecash - and swap it back after using it if you want real btc?

thing is with monero i would not need cashu in the first place. ...

2026-06-15T18:13:30Z

In reply to nevent1q…a5vx
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thing is with monero i would not need cashu in the first place.

monero is privte, has much bigger adoption, i can hold it self custodially, there is no mint rugging risk etc.

i really do not understand how people can be pro-cashu ecash and against shitcoins -

cashu is not bitcoin as monero is not bitcoin.

or not?

Nowadays they would use Monero.

2026-06-15T10:47:24Z

In reply to nevent1q…mx5v
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Nowadays they would use Monero.

I like Pop OS, pretty smooth UX.

2026-06-15T10:43:24Z

In reply to nevent1q…nchz
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I like Pop OS, pretty smooth UX.

you can swap monero to btc any time - where is the advantage?

2026-06-15T10:07:00Z

In reply to nevent1q…z7sx
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you can swap monero to btc any time - where is the advantage?

Serious question: Why use Cashu instead of Monero? Whats the ...

2026-06-15T07:36:27Z

In reply to nevent1q…jjmx
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Serious question: Why use Cashu instead of Monero? Whats the advantage?

Sorry to hear that. My dad had a bad one a couple years ago too. ...

2026-06-13T20:08:33Z

In reply to nevent1q…f5s2
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Sorry to hear that. My dad had a bad one a couple years ago too. 😟

Read about DMSO, it is easy to get and apply. Good luck!

https://www.midwesterndoctor.com/p/dmso-could-save-millions-from-brain

how is this not a shitcoin?

2026-06-13T14:34:37Z

In reply to nevent1q…4vr9
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how is this not a shitcoin?

Looking forward to it! :)

2026-06-12T07:23:02Z

In reply to nevent1q…mn0g
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Looking forward to it! :)

wow. #nevent1q…sdyp

2026-06-11T13:24:44Z

wow.

quoting
nevent1q…sdyp
ShopinBit (Europe's biggest online merchant accepting cryptocurrency) just published their new stats.

XMR 81.3%
BTC + LN 16.0%

USDT 1.6%
Fiat 1.1%

the time when bitcoiners actually had balls was around 10+ years ...

2026-06-03T06:21:31Z

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the time when bitcoiners actually had balls was around 10+ years ago.