Nostr notes by Another Angry Woman

Once I made a typo in a search trying to find out why orthodox ...

2026-10-23T12:07:06Z

Once I made a typo in a search trying to find out why orthodox priests have beards. I found something way better instead.

Anyway, I'll leave you with this: Tim Curry's number from ...

2026-10-18T11:02:35Z

In reply to nevent1q…8x8j
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Anyway, I'll leave you with this: Tim Curry's number from The Worst Witch. If you haven't seen it before, you're welcome. If you have seen it before, you're welcome. https://youtu.be/SSZYVFc6BqI?si=UkIzJ46IJDav8RDO

And so, there's another reason to fucking hate the ...

2026-10-18T10:56:31Z

In reply to nevent1q…zyrz
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And so, there's another reason to fucking hate the transphobic wizards series and culture's reaction to it.

So when they say the transphobic wizards series got kids reading, ...

2026-10-18T10:55:49Z

In reply to nevent1q…qx22
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So when they say the transphobic wizards series got kids reading, what they really mean is that perhaps boys were reading now because a shameless Worst Witch rip off starring a boy appealed more to them. In other words, once again, it's prioritising boys rather than raising them better.

And then it hit me like a bus. There were tons of major serieses ...

2026-10-18T10:54:16Z

In reply to nevent1q…slxj
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And then it hit me like a bus. There were tons of major serieses with all the merch and adaptations, etc but... most of the protagonists were *girls*. And we know, because of patriarchy, this is a turn off for boys because society tells them they don't wanna read that.

And of course, there were series to suit all ages. Good old ...

2026-10-18T10:52:12Z

In reply to nevent1q…kjxq
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And of course, there were series to suit all ages. Good old Tracey Beaker, beautifully illustrated and a working class hero. Teenage worrier Lettie Chubb, full-frontal snogger Georgia Nicholson, I remember you and your ubiquity around the millennium.

But then there were so many British books, too. I remember when ...

2026-10-18T10:50:44Z

In reply to nevent1q…zr35
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But then there were so many British books, too. I remember when the transphobic wizards series came out and I thought it was a shameless rip off of The Worst Witch, but less good because it didn't have a weird film adaptation with Tim Curry serving major cunt

So I've been wondering about the blatant Sweet Valley High ...

2026-10-18T10:48:47Z

In reply to nevent1q…gnxc
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So I've been wondering about the blatant Sweet Valley High erasure (so popular that I still occasionally get earwormed by the theme tune for the TV show. And the Babysitters Club erasure, so popular that there were approximately 11 million spin offs and ambitious crossover events. Maybe we discount these because they're American?

You get those ghastly ~fence sitters~ who try to defend the ...

2026-10-18T10:47:03Z

You get those ghastly ~fence sitters~ who try to defend the transphobic wizards franchise by "it got kids reading" and just... were they living on another fucking planet in the 90s, because there were heaps of kid books which were media juggernauts at the time, and kids were fucking reading them.

sitting in the cuck chair knitting a beautiful intricate shawl ...

2026-10-08T19:17:21Z

sitting in the cuck chair knitting a beautiful intricate shawl exploring how all things must die but shall be reborn

And finally,, point the fourth: I have so far not actually shown ...

2026-10-07T18:31:41Z

In reply to nevent1q…zshs
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And finally,, point the fourth: I have so far not actually shown you this yarn. So here it is. This is a literal marketing image from the literal brand. This is them showing you what your transphobic scarf is supposed to look like. This is *their* best light image.

Point the third: it's really expensive. It's like £15 a ...

2026-10-07T18:26:18Z

In reply to nevent1q…94yk
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Point the third: it's really expensive. It's like £15 a ball, and you can get 300g of chunky acrylic for way, way less than that so lol at the shameless cash grab.

Point the second: this yarn is 100% acrylic and nothing starts ...

2026-10-07T18:25:15Z

In reply to nevent1q…enk2
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Point the second: this yarn is 100% acrylic and nothing starts crafting drama like acrylic in the fibre arts community. There's a lot of snobbery about yarns and the second you mention the A word you will get a million ~natural fibres~ reply guys a-replyin'

Point the first: obviously a lot of people have strong feelings ...

2026-10-07T18:21:56Z

In reply to nevent1q…720a
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Point the first: obviously a lot of people have strong feelings about this shit because - and if you came in for the crafting drama, maybe you don't know this so I'll say it anyway - a portion of every sale will ultimately make a transphobic billionaire richer.

I come bearing news from the world of crafting drama! So a major ...

2026-10-07T18:20:35Z

I come bearing news from the world of crafting drama! So a major yarn brand has launched a shameless transphobic wizards tie-in yarn to ~knit your own house scarf~ and it's hilarious because literally nobody likes it.

10 years ago today, the tory conference had a delightfully ...

2026-10-05T16:20:54Z

10 years ago today, the tory conference had a delightfully unfortunate backdrop.

the odyssey, except odysseus is a woman trying to get to the ...

2026-09-12T16:08:14Z

the odyssey, except odysseus is a woman trying to get to the toilet in a wetherspoons

Just this once I'm coming in for recommendations! What are ...

2026-08-21T11:20:30Z

Just this once I'm coming in for recommendations! What are good substack alternatives these days?

This is a little story that I like to call MOBY CLIT, a small and ...

2026-08-10T11:34:52Z

This is a little story that I like to call MOBY CLIT, a small and insignificant hunt for cunt.

Recently I was at a dyke event and the most palatable (to me) beer on offer was bottles of doom bar. I ordered my drink, turned down the offer of a glass and got on with my evening. The next time I went to the bar, the bartender said "is this for the lady who likes doom bar? She doesn't want a glass".

QOL improvement: leaving reminders in plain line of sight of the ...

2026-07-28T09:57:54Z

QOL improvement: leaving reminders in plain line of sight of the toilet to avert fleeting health scares.

We have a bird feeder with nuts for crows by a window and today ...

2026-07-13T19:28:24Z

We have a bird feeder with nuts for crows by a window and today we have committed the cardinal sin of - gasp - sitting near said window. The crows don't like this and they're furious. I never knew corvids were capable of passive aggression.

These noisy, rowdy creatures have been living in my gutter for ...

2026-07-08T09:35:19Z

These noisy, rowdy creatures have been living in my gutter for five (5) summers and this is the best photo I've managed to get of them.

Not pictured: the unholy shrieking they love doing at all hours.

99 luftballons implies the existence of 99 erdballons, 99 ...

2026-06-25T23:10:32Z

99 luftballons implies the existence of 99 erdballons, 99 wasserballons and 99 feuerballons

The UK immigration system is a horrible shitshow. My lovely ...

2026-06-24T13:21:47Z

The UK immigration system is a horrible shitshow. My lovely friend Lily needs help keeping their spouse in the country to keep their family together and save Mik from being deported to the US. Please help them if you can! https://gofund.me/c8c026036

Chickens Georg, who lives in a cave & eats over 10,000 each ...

2026-06-05T12:10:40Z

Chickens Georg, who lives in a cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

This will probably become a thread of where to get a good steak ...

2026-05-15T14:12:20Z

In reply to nevent1q…k46n
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This will probably become a thread of where to get a good steak sarnie in Lisbon, but first prego of the holiday (steak and ham) from Cave de São Bento in the time out food hall and no complaints from me, good rare steak and lovely soft roll which held its structure to the bitter end!

First shout out goes to the hotel breakfast buffet at JAM Lisbon ...

2026-05-15T09:03:16Z

In reply to nevent1q…jmqw
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First shout out goes to the hotel breakfast buffet at JAM Lisbon (which is a lovely hotel btw). 10/10 continental spread (I'm a sucker for a continental breakfast) with a couple of hot options too for the full three course breakfast experience. The pumpkin jam was a particular highlight.

Well, since I didn't get much from this aside from a million ...

2026-05-15T08:59:24Z

Well, since I didn't get much from this aside from a million recs for pasteis de natas, gonna start a thread of things I enjoyed eating in Lisbon with a fish/shellfish allergy, because I love you all but it's untenable for me to spend 6 days eating only custard pies... https://masto.ai/@stavvers/116370103238195310

A couple of years ago, there was a minor heatwave and my gf was ...

2026-04-08T15:26:51Z

A couple of years ago, there was a minor heatwave and my gf was recovering from surgery. The house was fucking sweltering and nothing we could do would fix it, despite airflow generally being great.

Turns out at one point while working her way up the stairs she'd knocked the thermostat to 30C

When they go round the moon, the Artemis astronauts will be ...

2026-04-06T16:30:10Z

When they go round the moon, the Artemis astronauts will be completely out of contact for 40 minutes. What's the single funniest (yet feasible) thing they could do when they get back in touch?

Traditional ides of march dinner ...

2026-03-15T21:11:27Z

Traditional ides of march dinner

Absolute scenes on my road today as a lorry fucked up a turn and ...

2026-03-04T11:38:34Z

Absolute scenes on my road today as a lorry fucked up a turn and has got itself wedged across the road like that ship in the suez canal

New fave adhd object: a wristwatch. Just a little miraculous ...

2026-02-20T10:35:03Z

New fave adhd object: a wristwatch. Just a little miraculous doohicky that tells me what the time is without telling me I have a ton of texts and emails to look at. 10/10 would recommend.

Quick fact check on the JK Rowling deleting port logs in her ...

2026-02-04T16:31:41Z

Quick fact check on the JK Rowling deleting port logs in her super yacht pretty much immediately after she was named in the epstein files! There's no need for misinfo as the truth is damning enough...

while they all line up to sing the national anthem, the ref ...

2026-01-28T21:36:59Z

while they all line up to sing the national anthem, the ref should whack them in the nards one by one so he can assess what they actually look like when they're in pain

Spent this morning unfucking AI generated alt texts on ...

2026-01-22T12:08:58Z

Spent this morning unfucking AI generated alt texts on [@vagina_museum](https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum ) website (which our provider has started doing, wasn't a choice) and pretty much every painting of a nude with pussy out, it gendered as "a nude man". Thank u terrible unwanted AI for assuming men have puss as the default.

TIL that in 1981, a conference was called to organise a search ...

2026-01-16T18:41:06Z

TIL that in 1981, a conference was called to organise a search for the impact crater for the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs. That same week, at another conference, a paper was presented having found just such a crater off Yucatán but it wasn't noted because everyone was at the other conference.

Ordered something which unfortunately was sent via Royal Mail and ...

2026-01-10T11:26:03Z

Ordered something which unfortunately was sent via Royal Mail and therefore didn't turn up. Contacted the seller, who contacted Royal Mail. Immediately after the seller contacted them, the parcel was marked as delivered with... a photo of some parcels obviously on a desk in the delivery office.

Love you fedi but this toot was 100% for you ...

2025-12-10T13:52:09Z

Love you fedi but this toot was 100% for you https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/115695545974140049

Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming by the perimeter fence ...

2025-11-14T09:46:59Z

In reply to nevent1q…7wfs
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Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming by the perimeter fence day to all who celebrate. A solemn 30 second screaming before vanishing will take place at 11am.

Happy circulatory system walking through the kitchen day to all ...

2025-11-10T18:30:23Z

Happy circulatory system walking through the kitchen day to all who celebrate!

As a member of the diaspora, I sometimes get asked how you can ...

2025-09-28T18:07:23Z

As a member of the diaspora, I sometimes get asked how you can tell if it's *good* halloumi or not. My top tip is to look for packaging with the absolute most dogshit, unhinged graphic design possible. If it looks like this, it's going to be delicious.

a lot of benefits to gender neutral single stall toilets but ...

2025-09-26T23:22:46Z

a lot of benefits to gender neutral single stall toilets but hands down the best one is watching cis men getting furious at having to wait to have a wee like a normal person

PSA: paracetomol/acetaminophen/tylenol obviously does not cause ...

2025-09-23T11:29:01Z

PSA: paracetomol/acetaminophen/tylenol obviously does not cause autism but it's a medicine you need to be very, very careful about taking no more than the rexommended dose, even slightly. Overdose can cause liver damage or failure.

quoots have been with us for all of a few hours and already we ...

2025-09-18T09:16:37Z

quoots have been with us for all of a few hours and already we have embraced calling them quoots. great job fedi, let's hit the showers

like I can't even be mad at starmer because everything that ...

2025-09-14T14:31:26Z

In reply to nevent1q…jwv9
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like I can't even be mad at starmer because everything that comes out of his mouth is so profoundly, deeply *embarrassing*. before I can get any further in feelings I am subsumed by sheer cringe.

so kier is fully at bellowing "no surrender" to try to ...

2025-09-14T14:24:43Z

so kier is fully at bellowing "no surrender" to try to make anyone like him now

Annoying grammar sticklers, now is your moment to shine. Be more ...

2025-08-24T16:00:51Z

Annoying grammar sticklers, now is your moment to shine. Be more like Ian.

I'd always believed democracy sausages were one of those ...

2025-07-30T20:36:21Z

I'd always believed democracy sausages were one of those Australian jokes in the vein of drop bears, but today in a bare cupboard and minimising washing up, ended up eating a sausage pinched in buttered white bread and it was actually pretty fuckin good.

Saving this one in my bookmarks for ongoing relevance ...

2025-07-26T10:32:01Z

Saving this one in my bookmarks for ongoing relevance

It blows my mind that in the year of our lord two thousand and ...

2025-07-22T09:59:40Z

It blows my mind that in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty five, the most efficient and effective way of transferring a file from one device to another remains emailing it to yourself as an attachment.

Real talk: I think it is incredibly helpful and formative for ...

2025-07-10T10:28:28Z

Real talk: I think it is *incredibly* helpful and formative for all cis people to question their gender identity from a position of "what if I'm *not* cis?" It helps immeasurably with your relationship with gender, even though chances are you end up at "yup, cis af"

I have genuine appreciation for people who bookmark my old posts ...

2025-07-05T16:33:57Z

I have genuine appreciation for people who bookmark my old posts to boost again when relevant because I have so much adhd that I often completely forget (but never forgive) grudges I hold against wrong uns and it's always good to know that I was ahead of the curve.

Latest development: three senior managers at the hospital have ...

2025-07-01T11:11:55Z

In reply to nevent1q…hqyn
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Latest development: three senior managers at the hospital have been arrested on suspicion of negligent manslaughter. I've said it before and I'll say it again, everything surrounding Letby's conviction fucking reeks https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c62ddkde7y5o

Okay fashion knowers and historians, I'm trying to date an ...

2025-06-25T14:32:35Z

Okay fashion knowers and historians, I'm trying to date an object in the Vagina Museum collection that we have no date info for, can anyone figure out a rough date from the clothes the models are wearing?

ea nasir is back baby awooo ...

2025-06-11T16:57:52Z

ea nasir is back baby awooo

After decades of refining, I have finally found the perfect ...

2025-06-10T21:36:36Z

After decades of refining, I have finally found the perfect tactical nuclear strike way of pissing off absolutely everyone, regardless of political leanings, cultural background, etc: referring to Camilla as "the Queen".

My uncle had what looked like severely metastatic cancer in his ...

2025-06-02T15:48:15Z

My uncle had what looked like severely metastatic cancer in his lungs but in great news biopsy shows what actually happened was at some point in the last 20 years he inhaled a bit of clingfilm and didn't notice it.

The hands down funniest thing they could do with Billie Piper as ...

2025-06-01T22:19:16Z

The hands down funniest thing they could do with Billie Piper as the doctor is to thoroughly retcon the last 20 years of show and have her regeneration be what happened when 9 sucked the vortex out of Rose.

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! I'm 40 today!!!!! Some of you might ...

2025-05-13T11:51:38Z

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! I'm 40 today!!!!! Some of you might know this but among the things I do in my day job, I run [@vagina_museum](https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum ) socials. It's basically dream job shit. In place of overwhelming well wishes replies, I would *love* for you to donate today. It would mean a lot to me! https://www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2

put a fiver on pizzaballa and another fiver on tagle becoming ...

2025-05-07T14:27:09Z

In reply to nevent1q…0cyd
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put a fiver on pizzaballa and another fiver on tagle becoming antipope

Would probably put my money on one of the food-themed ones, ...

2025-05-07T09:34:55Z

In reply to nevent1q…m6d6
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Would probably put my money on one of the food-themed ones, pizzaballa or zuppi

I don't gamble usually but I seem to have been possessed by a ...

2025-05-07T09:22:43Z

I don't gamble usually but I seem to have been possessed by a medieval florentine with an overwhelming urge to bet on the conclave today

The thing I'm talking about is that the guy who gets elected ...

2025-05-06T08:44:22Z

In reply to nevent1q…2e34
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The thing I'm talking about is that the guy who gets elected is intersex and chose not to get surgery to remove his uterus and ovaries because god made him that way.

Did everyone just decide to not mention the revelation at the end ...

2025-05-06T08:41:21Z

Did everyone just decide to not mention the revelation at the end of Conclave? Genuinely would have expected oodles of Discourse, probably flame wars, and massive accusations of ~woke~ and I haven't seen a whiff of it.

I used to be tangentially involved in London SitP back in the day ...

2025-05-01T16:56:09Z

In reply to nevent1q…nnet
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I used to be tangentially involved in London SitP back in the day and I really cannot emphasise enough the extent that these exact people were the core founders of most of the uk's organised media transphobia wing, via an intermediary step of "debating" "legitimate issues" raised by elevatorgate (which was around the point I noped out entirely)

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2025-04-21T10:11:55Z

did... did the couch fucking guy just liz truss the pope?

Going on the demo tomorrow? Remember to wear your mask at all ...

2025-04-18T19:01:52Z

Going on the demo tomorrow? Remember to wear your mask at all times - there's covid about!

I maintain that the reason everyone is so excited to assign ...

2025-04-17T16:46:12Z

I maintain that the reason everyone is so excited to assign newborn babies a sex is that newborns are really fucking *boring* and once you've exhausted the conversations about how long they sleep at a time or how much they feed, all there's left to discuss is their genitalia.

On this day in 2006, Neil banged out the tunes ...

2025-04-13T10:05:37Z

On this day in 2006, Neil banged out the tunes

I surely cannot be the only one who, upon seeing the "do not ...

2025-04-11T09:47:49Z

I surely cannot be the only one who, upon seeing the "do not operate heavy machinery" warning on meds labels, imagine the heavy machinery as some steam-powered orphan-eating contraption from the industrial revolution, rather than something normal like a car.

Other Dracula adaptations which should exist but don't: -the ...

2025-04-08T23:44:28Z

In reply to nevent1q…0t7k
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Other Dracula adaptations which should exist but don't:
-the cowboy movie because they always gloss over the literally cowboy
-one where Mina is a trans girl who wears cat ears
-truly shitty halloween costumes edition, most are obvious (especially cowboy) also Harker is in a see through nightie

Pure blows my mind that nobody has done a fully found footage ...

2025-04-08T23:37:07Z

Pure blows my mind that nobody has done a fully found footage Dracula movie when that is literally the entire premise of the novel

Due process is protection for the powerful. They seem to have ...

2025-03-18T12:24:39Z

In reply to nevent1q…ryry
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Due process is protection for the powerful. They seem to have forgotten this.

Something that I think those in power have forgotten is that ...

2025-03-18T12:21:33Z

Something that I think those in power have forgotten is that things like the right to protest, strike provisions, human rights legislation, etc are the *compromise*.

By stripping those away, it's just as illegal to march from A to B as it is to drag them into the street and beat the shit out of them, and that's usually a damn sight more effective.

can I get a NICE going in chat ...

2025-03-14T17:42:46Z

In reply to nevent1q…6s5h
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can I get a NICE going in chat

Ummmm this is legit wild, total is standing at 40k out of the 60 ...

2025-03-14T17:19:58Z

In reply to nevent1q…jy36
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Ummmm this is legit wild, total is standing at 40k out of the 60 we were hoping to raise, I'd prepared an entire campaign with daily topics about why this matters and now might not even need to fucking use it and starting conversations about stretch goals????? You are all amazing, thank you thank you thank you https://www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2

lmao the transphobic wizard lady just retreated disparagingly on ...

2025-03-14T14:06:07Z

In reply to nevent1q…9t5p
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lmao the transphobic wizard lady just retreated disparagingly on twitter and the replies are a terfy shitshow, donate to boil terf piss

okay seems to be going pretty well????

2025-03-14T13:39:08Z

In reply to nevent1q…f4am
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okay seems to be going pretty well????

If I've been a little quiet in the last few days, it's ...

2025-03-14T11:40:53Z

If I've been a little quiet in the last few days, it's because I've been working flat-out on this campaign, which came together in a matter of days. This is an emergency. Please help in any way you can. While there's breath in my lungs I will do everything I can to save this museum https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/114160437554736140

how does every hatchet job on this man just make him seem even ...

2025-03-06T10:49:49Z

how does every hatchet job on this man just make him seem even more fuckin legendary

Utterly stunning burn, 11/10, no notes ...

2025-03-02T12:47:49Z

Utterly stunning burn, 11/10, no notes

Here are some pics of the chimney and the frankly ...

2025-02-23T13:49:04Z

In reply to nevent1q…gf8q
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Here are some pics of the chimney and the frankly asphyxiation-risk contraption they use to burn the ballots in the chapel in case some of you haven't seen it before, it makes me cackle every time because it's so unceremonial-looking.

Very niche question, but I suspect someone in the fediverse will ...

2025-02-23T13:43:32Z

Very niche question, but I suspect someone in the fediverse will know all about this. I'd like to know more about the hardware used for the temporary chimney, flue and stoves used in papal elections to make the smoke come out. All I can find is information about the chemicals they use to make the ballots burn black or white, but I want to know more about the chimney. Do they use the same one every time? Is it kept under lock and key by a holy order of monks?

I would like my wikipedia page to have these categories ...

2025-02-12T23:13:33Z

I would like my wikipedia page to have these categories

I was in a band called Diphallia. We had two members.

2025-02-07T22:05:34Z

In reply to nevent1q…ehh5
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I was in a band called Diphallia. We had two members.

[novelty tourist photo where a person lines up with the leaning ...

2025-01-27T12:20:59Z

In reply to nevent1q…hjpx
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[novelty tourist photo where a person lines up with the leaning tower of pisa to look like they're holding it up]
the average fedi user: this is clearly gen ai as the leaning tower of pisa is in fact much taller than a person. following this lecture on how ai is bad I shall block you and your instance.

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2025-01-27T12:14:51Z

In reply to nevent1q…a6mt
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Honestly worried by the number of replies on this going ...

2025-01-27T12:12:12Z

Honestly worried by the number of replies on this going "it's AI" when it is very clearly two different groups of people posing with the same cauliflower, one with a black and white filter. Like come the fuck on, lads. Not everything is AI https://masto.ai/@stavvers/113894585499842124

I no longer have a reply guy problem because I have hundreds of ...

2025-01-20T11:51:30Z

In reply to nevent1q…34tw
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I no longer have a reply guy problem because I have hundreds of profiles muted and annotated with the label "tedious reply guy".

I just want to echo how good the mute function is on here, both ...

2025-01-20T11:46:18Z

I just want to echo how *good* the mute function is on here, both keyword muting and muting users for set periods - even as little as a few hours if they're off on one! Futhermore, you can add private notes to their profiles to remind yourself why they're muted, which is super helpful if they do it again. https://mastodon.neilzone.co.uk/@neil/113853782612183999

just another day working at ...

2025-01-09T10:41:10Z

just another day working at [@vagina_museum](https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum )

incidentally this was posted on bsky too and half the replies are ...

2025-01-03T12:14:21Z

In reply to nevent1q…psn4
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incidentally this was posted on bsky too and half the replies are men going Well Actually You Can Turn That Off Or Install About 50 Various Apps To Change It. maybe I just successfully blocked all the fedi reply guys because I haven't seen them round here so much recently, but maybe they just moved over there https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/113764159296164076

gonna say it again and again, bluesky's content moderation ...

2025-01-03T10:33:35Z

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gonna say it again and again, bluesky's content moderation system is genuinely worse than instagram and it is funny to me how much of its user base is defending it by going "nobody wants to see that"

bluesky users: mastodon is mean about content warnings wah wah ...

2025-01-03T10:29:55Z

bluesky users: mastodon is mean about content warnings wah wah would never use because of that
also bluesky users: omg vagina museum please put a porn warning on anything you post

Carols From King's drinking game: -drink every time a line is ...

2024-12-25T00:33:00Z

Carols From King's drinking game:
-drink every time a line is weirdly horny
-drink whenever it doesn't really rhyme
-drink on any mention of Mary
-drink when the organist fucking goes for it

Hard mode:
-drink on "angels"

Death mode:
-drink on any mention of Jesus

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2024-12-24T11:18:47Z

Which is the Proper day to watch muppet christmas carol?

Also watch out for norovirus, that one is HORRIBLE to get even if ...

2024-12-12T11:37:56Z

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Also watch out for norovirus, that one is HORRIBLE to get even if it's not a hospitalisable case.

Lots of talk about covid but not about other, less exciting but ...

2024-12-12T11:37:14Z

Lots of talk about covid but not about other, less exciting but horrid bugs wreaking havoc this winter. Flu jabs are quick, easy, and reasonably cheap if you have to pay, so get yours now. https://www.theguardian.com/society/2024/dec/12/nhs-warns-of-tidal-wave-of-flu-as-hospital-cases-rise-70-in-england

American football shoulder pads and helmets are the perfect ...

2024-12-01T19:09:02Z

American football shoulder pads and helmets are the perfect recipe for a broken neck. That heady combo of safety equipment giving a sense of invulnerability plus rigid stuff all around causing the neck to be a crumple zone. Either add in neck braces, or just grow up and accept a broken nose.