Nostr notes by Bone Digger :ablobscream:

How Long Has This Been Goin' On ...

2026-10-29T21:47:20Z

How Long Has This Been Goin' On
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=rEvno8Z0Hp8&si=Vfr4-8E6AEVZ0_aG

The only good hummus dip is a hot and spicy hummus dip. Someone ...

2026-10-29T18:50:06Z

The only good hummus dip is a hot and spicy hummus dip.
Someone had to say it. It's out there now.

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2026-10-28T21:18:33Z

Glad it's #FishStickWednesday

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2026-10-28T17:01:44Z

Can't right now. Gotta boot, scoot & boogie.

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2026-10-27T21:20:11Z

Can't right now. Double dipping.

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2026-10-27T18:04:20Z

Can't right now. Having my druthers.

“We need people who can translate AI’s capabilities into ...

2026-10-26T23:47:15Z

“We need people who can translate AI’s capabilities into better products, stronger execution, and new ways of working — and who approach this change with curiosity, judgment, and urgency,” the email reads. #Proton bowing to #AI

https://mastodon.social/@404mediaco/117509377339919227

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2026-10-26T21:35:53Z

Can't right now. Fixin' to start planning.

Patient records exposed in Quest #DataBreach What you need to ...

2026-10-26T21:06:25Z

Patient records exposed in Quest #DataBreach What you need to know - Malwarebytes

https://www.malwarebytes.com/blog/data-breaches/2026/10/patient-records-exposed-in-quest-breach-what-you-need-to-know

The pre-bursting of a tech bubble is called a "burbble." ...

2026-10-26T14:26:07Z

The pre-bursting of a tech bubble is called a "burbble."

#burbble

More reviews like this please.

2026-10-25T18:24:59Z

More reviews like this please.

I registered my phone number with the National Do Not Call ...

2026-10-25T17:29:22Z

I registered my phone number with the National Do Not Call Registry 20 years ago.
I'm just here to let you know that this 'system' does not work, never has, and the fucking #spammers are WINNING.

#Kagi search page has a 'Fediverse Forum' option ...

2026-10-25T17:19:36Z

#Kagi search page has a 'Fediverse Forum' option :excuseme:
#kagi #search #fediverse #didyouknow

putt.day #166 ⛳ 4/8 Albatross · 🔥16 🌍 beat 46% of ...

2026-10-25T16:46:32Z

putt.day #166 ⛳ 4/8 Albatross · 🔥16
🌍 beat 46% of today's golfers
🟡🟡🟡🟢
https://putt.day/s/sqLHGdQJxn5V

Waiting for the 2026 Michigan High School Football Playoff ...

2026-10-25T15:09:26Z

Waiting for the 2026 Michigan High School Football Playoff Brackets to be posted to see who our hometown team is facing. We are currently undefeated and ranked #16 in the state.

It's hard to narrow this to just 9 albums. As a drummer, I ...

2026-10-25T01:27:25Z

It's hard to narrow this to just 9 albums.
As a drummer, I love albums/artists for their grooves. This is just a snapshot of what I practiced to, listen to, and was influenced by in my formative drumming years.
The beat goes on!
https://my9albums.org/s/1874798b2749

On overlooked Steely Dan album: "Two Against Nature" ...

2026-10-25T00:36:08Z

On overlooked Steely Dan album: "Two Against Nature"
Track: Jack of Speed
Those lyrics. Those horn arrangements. That back-beat groove that never stops.
If you ain't got your headphones on, then you ain't submerged in the baptism of chill.
Drop the needle...
https://tidal.com/track/8394738/u

Walking in Memphis - Marc Cohn (1991) ...

2026-10-25T00:19:33Z

Walking in Memphis - Marc Cohn (1991)
https://tidal.com/track/393348/u

"Put on my blue suede shoes
And I boarded the plane
Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues
In the middle of the pouring rain
W.C. Handy
Won't you look down over me?
Yeah, I've got a first class ticket
But I'm as blue as a boy can be"

Organization! Our container's label which reads, 'Tape ...

2026-10-24T22:57:01Z

Organization!
Our container's label which reads, 'Tape & Adhesives' appears to be lacking in both.

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2026-10-24T20:03:05Z

Can't right now. J-walking.

It's Friday night. Do you know where your groove is? DeBarge: ...

2026-10-24T01:38:17Z

It's Friday night. Do you know where your groove is?
DeBarge: 'I Like It"
https://tidal.com/track/100000416/u

Human's are physically evolving in order to capture better ...

2026-10-23T19:38:23Z

Human's are physically evolving in order to capture better group 'selfies'. This of course means longer arms.

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2026-10-23T19:22:15Z

Can't right now. De-coding QR's.

I've been replaced by an AI bot and will no longer be ...

2026-10-23T15:44:37Z

I've been replaced by an AI bot and will no longer be designing the artwork on Kleenex boxes.
Don't laugh, it's nothing to sneeze at.
What's next for me? Only the shadow nose.

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2026-10-23T13:26:04Z

Can't right now. Tolerating people.

@nprofile…ctjq Time to focus on the future. I foresee a series ...

2026-10-22T21:20:16Z

nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqyk67q98wp2s8asr3pdvkmdmmh3x4566fz55m5rlvwsu0dj62s72qdxctjq (nprofile…ctjq) Time to focus on the future. I foresee a series called, "Abandoned Data Centers"
You'll get your steps in (or get a golf cart now).

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2026-10-22T21:08:33Z

Can't right now. Too legit to quit.

putt.day #163 ⛳ 4/8 Albatross · 🔥13 🌍 beat 80% of ...

2026-10-22T19:58:04Z

putt.day #163 ⛳ 4/8 Albatross · 🔥13
🌍 beat 80% of today's golfers
🟡🟡🟡🟢
https://putt.day/s/CUpBC1-HLTwK

Recieved this wonderful email today. "ᴛʜᴀɴᴋꜱ ...

2026-10-22T18:05:47Z

Recieved this wonderful email today.

"ᴛʜᴀɴᴋꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ꜱᴇɴᴅɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴀʏᴍᴇɴᴛ

ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ᴅᴇʟɪɢʜᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ ɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ꜱʏꜱᴛᴇᴍ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ ʜᴀꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ꜱᴜᴄᴄᴇꜱꜱꜰᴜʟʟʏ ᴘʀᴏᴄᴇꜱꜱᴇᴅ.

ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴜʀᴄʜᴀꜱᴇ; ᴡᴇ ᴛʀᴜʟʏ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴜꜱɪɴᴇꜱꜱ. ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ ʜᴀꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ

ꜱᴇᴛ ᴜᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴜᴛᴏ ᴘᴀʏᴍᴇɴᴛ ꜰᴇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ, ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ᴇᴀꜱɪʟʏ ᴍᴀɴᴀɢᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴜᴘᴘᴏʀᴛ

ᴡʜᴇɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʀᴇQᴜɪʀᴇᴅ.

To which I responded: "Go Fuck Youʀself

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2026-10-22T00:15:44Z

Can't right now. Cleansing my PHP.

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2026-10-21T21:17:02Z

I'm giving 4 the 86.

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2026-10-21T00:27:59Z

Can't right now. Fluffing my pillow.

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2026-10-20T23:16:48Z

It's 7:15 pm EST. Do you know where your cheese grater is?

Hall & Oates pumped out some memorable hits and they are ...

2026-10-19T21:54:58Z

Hall & Oates pumped out some memorable hits and they are still on my listening rotation.

By the way... Darryl Hall just turned 80 on Oct. 11th.

<I'll be the guy over in the corner drying my 'how can this be happening' tears.>

https://tidal.com/track/3120903/u

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2026-10-19T20:50:24Z

Y'all are a talkative bunch this evening. Keep it up!

Is there something going on with #Signal messaging? All of my ...

2026-10-19T20:02:37Z

Is there something going on with #Signal messaging? All of my Note To Self items are gone with a placeholder that says, 'A message from Sam couldn't be delivered.'

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2026-10-19T19:20:38Z

Can't right now. Stuck in my chakra breath channels.

putt.day #160 ⛳ 10/13 Albatross · 🔥10 🌍 beat 69% of ...

2026-10-19T18:05:18Z

putt.day #160 ⛳ 10/13 Albatross · 🔥10
🌍 beat 69% of today's #golfers
🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟢
https://putt.day/s/t9e4LtW6REj4

Everybody Wants To Rule The World (Single Version) ...

2026-10-18T21:53:34Z

Everybody Wants To Rule The World (Single Version)

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Qs-8xYwYJAQ&si=b9mki6tUL3UV14ZH

College kids these days. #halloween #fall #pumpkins #AppleUmpkins ...

2026-10-18T19:50:15Z

College kids these days.
#halloween #fall #pumpkins #AppleUmpkins
#Houghton #MichiganTech

I'm a loyal and loving husband but if someone was to whisper ...

2026-10-17T22:06:05Z

I'm a loyal and loving husband but if someone was to whisper "sheet pan dinner" in my ear, they'd have my attention.
#sheetpandinner #recipes

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2026-10-17T21:53:42Z

a.k.a., AKA #aka

Only one instance of Sam can be running at a time. Please close a ...

2026-10-17T20:32:24Z

Only one instance of Sam can be running at a time. Please close a Sam to continue.

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2026-10-17T16:20:25Z

Can't right now. Snack inventory.

Billy Joel: Just The Way You Are ...

2026-10-17T02:03:10Z

Billy Joel: Just The Way You Are
https://tidal.com/track/1809081/u

putt.day #157 ⛳ 4/8 Albatross · 🔥7 🌍 beat 46% of ...

2026-10-16T23:48:35Z

putt.day #157 ⛳ 4/8 Albatross · 🔥7
🌍 beat 46% of today's golfers
🟡🟡🟡🟢
https://putt.day/s/P3NjoGjjs3w7

Friday night just arrived. C to the H to the I-L-L. ...

2026-10-16T22:50:53Z

Friday night just arrived. C to the H to the I-L-L.
https://tidal.com/track/1731805/u

#Genesis on The Mike Douglas Show 29-Mar-1977 ...

2026-10-15T23:54:52Z

#Genesis on The Mike Douglas Show 29-Mar-1977
https://youtu.be/Duq_h2aboLI?si=JRjkWmXMYWw56MG9

If you haven't treated yourself (and your wittle love muffin) ...

2026-10-15T20:04:01Z

If you haven't treated yourself (and your wittle love muffin) to this in the past, I suggest sending in a pic and get inline for a hatting.

Is there any #Linux file indexing app like Wox (Windows) where I ...

2026-10-15T18:31:19Z

Is there any #Linux file indexing app like Wox (Windows) where I can access a fast search of files via a keyboard shortcut?
Wox on Windows is an amazing tool.

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2026-10-15T00:21:26Z

Can't right now. Sweet tooth kickin'.

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2026-10-14T21:39:37Z

Where's a Democratic billionaire when you need one?

#Starlink #lasers #DrEvil #ElonMusk ...

2026-10-14T19:21:51Z

#Starlink #lasers #DrEvil #ElonMusk

Can't right now. Reading, "How to Cook Popcorn For ...

2026-10-13T17:39:48Z

Can't right now. Reading, "How to Cook Popcorn For One.'

Wildfire forces evacuations near Marquette as 2 fires burn in ...

2026-10-13T15:03:12Z

Wildfire forces evacuations near Marquette as 2 fires burn in Michigan's Upper Peninsula

https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/general/wildfire-forces-evacuations-near-marquette-as-2-fires-burn-in-michigan-s-upper-peninsula/ar-AA2e262o

I haven't had ANYONE answer even one of these questions. ...

2026-10-12T22:08:55Z

I haven't had ANYONE answer even one of these questions. Especially "where is your closest mega data center?"
PRO AI folks are totally one-sided in their thinking ---> *output* and me, me, me.

Just give me the link to your g-d blog post. I will read it. I ...

2026-10-12T21:59:58Z

Just give me the link to your g-d blog post. I will read it.
I will not give you my email address, then go and check my email (and wait...and check my spam folder... and wait...) to confirm my address so I can read your post.
Make. It. Stop.

I just sprinkled a healthy amount of cayenne pepper onto our two ...

2026-10-12T20:40:22Z

I just sprinkled a healthy amount of cayenne pepper onto our two pots of mums. Fingers crossed.

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2026-10-12T20:18:19Z

Can't right now. Speaking like Winston Churchill.

My best toots are between 2:20 pm and 9:45 pm. I'll send a ...

2026-10-12T01:39:39Z

My best toots are between 2:20 pm and 9:45 pm.
I'll send a Google Calendar reminder if needed.

#PSA Time to fetch out yer boot driers. T'won't be long ...

2026-10-12T01:34:02Z

#PSA Time to fetch out yer boot driers. T'won't be long laddies and laddenettes.

There is a lot of Toot goodness coming from _this_ Mastodon ...

2026-10-12T00:56:53Z

There is a lot of Toot goodness coming from _*this*_ Mastodon keyboard right now.
Please support my social media embarrassments with coupons for pretzel snacks, pretzel bread, soft pretzels, pretzel nuggets, stuffed pretzels, pita pretzel chips (Aldi), I think you get the point.

Q: Do you know what I like about this webcam shot? A: Those two ...

2026-10-12T00:38:52Z

Q: Do you know what I like about this webcam shot?
A: Those two chairs waiting for the next, lake-loving butts to sit in them.

As with plants, humans are directly influenced by their roots. ...

2026-10-12T00:33:11Z

As with plants, humans are directly influenced by their roots.

Water yourself accordingly and flourish.

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2026-10-11T21:08:41Z

Can't right now. Spaghetti squash.

John Mayer's 'Gravity' I own this album and am ...

2026-10-11T19:57:31Z

John Mayer's 'Gravity'
I own this album and am sharing this track with y'all.
Lyrics here: https://genius.com/John-mayer-gravity-lyrics

https://social-cdn.vivaldi.net/system/media_attachments/files/117/424/039/231/701/485/original/87dedff3b6233e30.mp3

Believe it or not, it's 79F in Houghton, MI currently (most ...

2026-10-11T17:24:03Z

Believe it or not, it's 79F in Houghton, MI currently (most likely a new record high). This is what peak fall colors look like, waaay up in the U.P.
(It's overcast and 60F here in Southeastern MI.)

Graph paper generator: https://incompetech.com/graphpaper/ ...

2026-10-11T16:20:42Z

Graph paper generator: https://incompetech.com/graphpaper/
#graphpaper #Free

A short list of observations from my trip to Michigan's upper ...

2026-10-11T14:46:29Z

A short list of observations from my trip to Michigan's upper peninsula:
The Mighty Mac
Whitefish
Smoked Whitefish
Fresh Whitefish
Pasties
Lake Michigan
Lake Superior
Lake Huron
"Vehicle people"
Smoked Whitefish
Amazing fall colors
Whitefish
Pasties

Caption this. #halloween #pumpkin #captionthis ...

2026-10-11T00:11:18Z

Caption this.

#halloween #pumpkin #captionthis

I'm back from a week's worth of driving and exploring ...

2026-10-10T22:17:29Z

I'm back from a week's worth of driving and exploring with my wife. Just under 1400 miles logged. A very long awaited #vacation, somewhere in the 21 year range.
Where can you drive that many miles, see things you've never seen before and stay in the same State?
A: #Michigan.
#lighthouse #androidphotography

I'm going to need you guys to hang out with me while I get an ...

2026-10-03T15:49:39Z

I'm going to need you guys to hang out with me while I get an oil change.

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2026-10-02T19:08:55Z

Can't right now. Headed to the yard for a milkshake.

If... you're happy and you know it clap your hands :clapping: ...

2026-10-02T14:11:48Z

If... you're happy and you know it clap your hands :clapping:

Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis - The Onion ...

2026-10-01T21:19:20Z

Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis - The Onion

https://theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-new-flushable-khakis/

I suppose I should post a picture or somethin'. How else am I ...

2026-09-30T20:48:51Z

I suppose I should post a picture or somethin'. How else am I gonna get you guys out of your stupor?

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2026-09-30T20:41:29Z

Can't right now. Sorting tube socks.

A picture of my stress banana (right) with a banana for scale ...

2026-09-29T21:44:13Z

A picture of my stress banana (right) with a banana for scale (left).
#bananaforscale #stress

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2026-09-29T19:39:18Z

Can't right now. Starting a listicle.

Today at work I lost the cap to my felt-tip pen. I looked and ...

2026-09-29T18:47:15Z

Today at work I lost the cap to my felt-tip pen. I looked and looked but no luck. Oh well, I wonder how long it will take to dry out.

I get home, empty my pockets... THERE's my cap! Why I did that, I'll never know. Let's see if it can make it a total of 20 hours until I get back.

This is the excitement and suspense that is missing from today's movies.

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2026-09-28T20:27:44Z

Can't right now. Undergoing planned maintenance.

Any #Linux users have a remote desktop app(s) they recommend? ...

2026-09-28T17:52:09Z

Any #Linux users have a remote desktop app(s) they recommend?
(Linux Mint)

No more Detroit Tigers baseball for this season. Nice young team ...

2026-09-27T21:59:28Z

No more Detroit Tigers baseball for this season. Nice young team - see you in Spring!

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2026-09-27T21:57:23Z

Can't right now. Got a case of the vapours.

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2026-09-27T19:08:16Z

Can't right now. Pre-napping.

The Procrastinator - Lee Morgan #Jazz ...

2026-09-26T21:04:11Z

The Procrastinator - Lee Morgan
#Jazz

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj-yoDI33YM&si=OP1c1WL3BhEbpg0f

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2026-09-26T16:45:07Z

Can't right now. Whistlin' Dixie.

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2026-09-26T01:29:51Z

Can't right now. Off the grid.

Wait. You're only following 94 people? And you're ...

2026-09-25T21:45:02Z

Wait. You're only following 94 people? And you're toot-begging so you can hit your personal goal of 5,000 followers? That's a very 'all about me' stance and a wee bit lopsided.
I enjoy an occasional 'follow', because I get the chance to see if that person might fit my Mastodon feed.
The Fediverse ain't no popularity contest.
I will die on this hill.

I put jalapeno peppers in the tips of my socks to keep my toes ...

2026-09-25T21:23:53Z

I put jalapeno peppers in the tips of my socks to keep my toes warm.
And by 'socks' I mean gunny sack remnants.
Did I mention my 'Crocks'? They are simply two Wonder Bread bags retro-fitted with paper punched holes.
#DIY #KeepItSimple #Reuse #Repurpose #Recycle #Natural #FootComfort #sewing

THIS. This is why I love my Mastodon timeline.

2026-09-25T21:11:06Z

THIS. This is why I love my Mastodon timeline.

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2026-09-25T21:10:07Z

It's 5:00 pm (EST) Do you know where your fish sticks are?

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2026-09-25T20:38:20Z

Can't right now. Counting my binder clips.

Ya'll'll is short for, "You all will..." Used in ...

2026-09-25T20:28:37Z

Ya'll'll is short for, "You all will..."
Used in a sentence: Ya'll'll be sorry when ya'll don't listen to me.

Almost real-time husband-to-wife text: "Thinkin' I need ...

2026-09-25T19:54:35Z

Almost real-time husband-to-wife text:
"Thinkin' I need to get that pork shoulder crock-pottin' tomorrow."
#hubbytext

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2026-09-25T15:22:45Z

Can't right now. Pumpkin spicing.

#photobomb #spider

2026-09-25T13:20:56Z

#photobomb #spider

Federal Judges: The last bastion defending the rule of law. Hats ...

2026-09-24T12:48:42Z

Federal Judges: The last bastion defending the rule of law. Hats off! Mad respect.

Your city/county/state might be the best pothole fillers around ...

2026-09-23T22:13:39Z

Your city/county/state might be the best pothole fillers around but keep in mind there's never been a pothole that didn't disintegrate over time and regain it's title of 'annoying hole'.
Any politician stumping on patching roads is just crowing about using tax payer dollars to buy bandaids and lipstick.

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2026-09-23T18:29:08Z

Can't right now. Installing my LAY-zurs.

Nostr notes by Bone Digger :ablobscream:

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The only good hummus dip is a hot and spicy hummus dip. Someone ...

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“We need people who can translate AI’s capabilities into ...

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Patient records exposed in Quest #DataBreach What you need to ...

The pre-bursting of a tech bubble is called a "burbble." ...

More reviews like this please.

I registered my phone number with the National Do Not Call ...

#Kagi search page has a 'Fediverse Forum' option ...

putt.day #166 ⛳ 4/8 Albatross · 🔥16 🌍 beat 46% of ...

Waiting for the 2026 Michigan High School Football Playoff ...

It's hard to narrow this to just 9 albums. As a drummer, I ...

On overlooked Steely Dan album: "Two Against Nature" ...

Walking in Memphis - Marc Cohn (1991) ...

Organization! Our container's label which reads, 'Tape ...

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It's Friday night. Do you know where your groove is? DeBarge: ...

Human's are physically evolving in order to capture better ...

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I've been replaced by an AI bot and will no longer be ...

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@nprofile…ctjq Time to focus on the future. I foresee a series ...

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putt.day #163 ⛳ 4/8 Albatross · 🔥13 🌍 beat 80% of ...

Recieved this wonderful email today. "ᴛʜᴀɴᴋꜱ ...

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Hall & Oates pumped out some memorable hits and they are ...

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Is there something going on with #Signal messaging? All of my ...

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putt.day #160 ⛳ 10/13 Albatross · 🔥10 🌍 beat 69% of ...

Everybody Wants To Rule The World (Single Version) ...

College kids these days. #halloween #fall #pumpkins #AppleUmpkins ...

I'm a loyal and loving husband but if someone was to whisper ...

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Only one instance of Sam can be running at a time. Please close a ...

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Billy Joel: Just The Way You Are ...

putt.day #157 ⛳ 4/8 Albatross · 🔥7 🌍 beat 46% of ...

Friday night just arrived. C to the H to the I-L-L. ...

#Genesis on The Mike Douglas Show 29-Mar-1977 ...

If you haven't treated yourself (and your wittle love muffin) ...

Is there any #Linux file indexing app like Wox (Windows) where I ...

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#Starlink #lasers #DrEvil #ElonMusk ...

Can't right now. Reading, "How to Cook Popcorn For ...

Wildfire forces evacuations near Marquette as 2 fires burn in ...

I haven't had ANYONE answer even one of these questions. ...

Just give me the link to your g-d blog post. I will read it. I ...

I just sprinkled a healthy amount of cayenne pepper onto our two ...

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My best toots are between 2:20 pm and 9:45 pm. I'll send a ...

#PSA Time to fetch out yer boot driers. T'won't be long ...

There is a lot of Toot goodness coming from _*this*_ Mastodon ...

Q: Do you know what I like about this webcam shot? A: Those two ...

As with plants, humans are directly influenced by their roots. ...

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John Mayer's 'Gravity' I own this album and am ...

Believe it or not, it's 79F in Houghton, MI currently (most ...

Graph paper generator: https://incompetech.com/graphpaper/ ...

A short list of observations from my trip to Michigan's upper ...

Caption this. #halloween #pumpkin #captionthis ...

I'm back from a week's worth of driving and exploring ...

I'm going to need you guys to hang out with me while I get an ...

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If... you're happy and you know it clap your hands :clapping: ...

Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis - The Onion ...

I suppose I should post a picture or somethin'. How else am I ...

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A picture of my stress banana (right) with a banana for scale ...

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There is a lot of Toot goodness coming from _this_ Mastodon ...