Nostr notes by Wrenasaurus Tex :trans_heart:

Dang. Nice catch. Three of them. I need to step up my game. Ha!!! ...

2026-10-18T00:13:06Z

In reply to nevent1q…ven8
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Dang. Nice catch.
Three of them. I need to step up my game.
Ha!!! Now I know why you don't want to go on the roadtrip with me to the Rock Hall of Fame!!!

You'd insist on driving and get further my cow count.

#TheCowGame

Antoinne Sterk (npub1tj7…83x8) thethuthinnang (in beige) (npub1vnd…f693)

This. Channel this gal write here. ...

2026-09-26T12:35:53Z

In reply to nevent1q…n28s
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This. Channel this gal write here.

Yep. Absolutely! 🎶and ain't nobody gotta cry today🎶

2026-09-26T12:24:46Z

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Yep. Absolutely!
🎶and ain't nobody gotta cry today🎶

Well good mornin' Sunshi... I mean Spice & Spite. ...

2026-09-26T12:15:21Z

In reply to nevent1q…xr7s
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Well good mornin' Sunshi...
I mean Spice & Spite. ☺️🤗

First thing to do... turn your volume down. Like way down. Not ...

2026-09-26T05:12:02Z

First thing to do... turn your volume down. Like way down. Not sure why this is so loud.

Okay. So I thought I would try this a different way from how I recorded last time I played my guitar for you. Instead of propping my phone up on a couple of pillows, I used my recording gear. But I did it in a one take sort of way. No multitracks. I'm thinking this made it SO much harder than it really needs to be. Think I'll go back to my phone next time.

Anyway, here you go. Another one of Wren's late night/early morning serenades.
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/117/335/555/672/419/221/original/d0dac2dbd4c1f70b.mp3

RE: https://beige.party/@Thatmermaid_J/117195641891439716 Well ...

2026-09-01T14:00:40Z

RE: https://beige.party/@Thatmermaid_J/117195641891439716

Well lookie who has a birthday today!
Our Beige peeps J ([@Thatmermaid_J](https://beige.party/@Thatmermaid_J )) and Kim (Kim Possible :kimoji_fire: (npub1t0h…j96l) )

Happy birthday you two!!! 🎉

quoting
note175d…mlte

It's not just my birthday today. I'm lucky to share a birthday with this lady right here. I hope you have a wonderful day as well my birthday twin. Kim Possible :kimoji_fire: (npub1t0h…j96l)

RE: https://beige.party/@Wallflower/117102106624631673 Every so ...

2026-08-15T23:41:02Z

RE: https://beige.party/@Wallflower/117102106624631673

Every so often I'll text Wallflower out of the blue with a selfie in front of Costco or Home Depot or a grocery store or in this case, me sippin' on an Icee in the makeup aisle of Targét.

The pic.
Her response.
Whyyyyyyy????

quoting
note1vgr…9uh4

Sometimes I reply to people in my life for effect.

I cannot wait until Wren sees my texts.

😂
Just sayin.
🤣😂🤣

She's a 10 but she wraps small packages she sends with 1,079 ...

2026-08-04T21:52:40Z

She's a 10 but she wraps small packages she sends with 1,079 feet of packing tape.

For this reason alone, I need that tin. Maybe a little piece of ...

2026-07-25T21:16:07Z

In reply to nevent1q…4q7f
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For this reason alone, I need that tin.
Maybe a little piece of paper with the words: "Wren is in here. Not tea." taped to it would be a good idea though.

Bena Lugosi (npub1c6z…q3gp)

Some girls have all the luck. Me? I just get weepy and cry if I ...

2026-07-22T19:26:31Z

In reply to nevent1q…dknn
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Some girls have all the luck.
Me? I just get weepy and cry if I see a video of a puppy getting adopted.

So it looks like the U.S. House of Reps passed a bill called The ...

2026-07-15T14:55:04Z

So it looks like the U.S. House of Reps passed a bill called The Sunshine Protection Act which would make Daylight Savings Time permanent across the U.S.

Did you know the time switch thing has been a debate since the early 1919 just a year after it was implemented? Annnnd... the U.S. actually DID switch to a permanent time, back in 1973. Yeah. It was not well received after just a few months because....

"𝘙𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘭𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘶𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘯𝘦𝘸𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘦. 𝘚𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘰𝘭𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘧𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘧𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘤 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘯."

This very well may pass the Senate but I'm guessing we'll (are you ready?) "switch back" 🤓 🤭 <insert husky smiling jpg> to our previous time switching.

https://www.newsweek.com/the-us-tried-permanent-daylight-saving-in-1974-and-people-hated-it-12197099

I love this comment. It sounds like it would be the first line of ...

2026-07-07T15:25:17Z

In reply to nevent1q…rt3s
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I love this comment.
It sounds like it would be the first line of a movie similar to something like "Meet the Faukers"

RE: https://beige.party/@WrenArcher/116875513160101000 The only ...

2026-07-07T14:56:32Z

In reply to nevent1q…4v8z
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RE: https://beige.party/@WrenArcher/116875513160101000

The only thing that's giving me life right now is knowing I am SO going back to Costco today to get that damn swinging hammock chair that totally can't be used for anything else.

quoting
note1h9z…4egt

Had to go to Costco today.
They have some pretty cool impulse-buy things I'd like to get like this hammock/camp chair. Probably don't really need it but...

My current status. Twenty minutes out from the office because ...

2026-07-07T14:47:33Z

My current status. Twenty minutes out from the office because home ownership really sucks right now.

Had to go to Costco today. They have some pretty cool impulse-buy ...

2026-07-06T23:00:01Z

Had to go to Costco today.
They have some pretty cool impulse-buy things I'd like to get like this hammock/camp chair. Probably don't really need it but...

😁 Hey Beth! I haven't seen you come across my timeline in ...

2026-06-29T03:59:01Z

In reply to nevent1q…7upd
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😁 Hey Beth! I haven't seen you come across my timeline in a while. But then again, I'm kinda terrible about missing a lot of people who are on my timeline.

Hope all is well.

Narrator: Wren was a tipsy mess after four sips.

2026-06-28T23:45:16Z

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Narrator: Wren was a tipsy mess after four sips.

When you forgot to make an appointment with your bestie to day ...

2026-06-28T23:43:32Z

When you forgot to make an appointment with your bestie to day drink and now your just a tipsy mess on the floor.

*you're*

CW: close up of a small toad Saved this little one from getting ...

2026-06-23T01:05:24Z

CW: close up of a small toad

Saved this little one from getting underneath the moving blades of my lawn mower.

What difference does it make you might ask. You can't possibly see all the little frogs and toads in that tall grass of yours, Wren.

Maybe not. But I made a difference to that one.
This isn't really about me or this toad. We all make a difference to someone or something.

So I conceded I wasn't going to get very much more sleep ...

2026-06-15T10:54:59Z

So I conceded I wasn't going to get very much more sleep after waking up inexplicably at 4:30am despite trying to will myself to sleep for the past hour.

So at 5:40, I decide to get up, stretch a little and think maybe I could go walking... maybe test the ol' knee out and even run a bit here and there. Just as I swing my legs over the edge of my bed a brilliant flash of lightning. The about five seconds later, I hear a deep rumbling bellow of thunder.

Just great.
G'morning everyone.
Here... have a peek at the flowers from my bouquet I bought myself the other day.

#BloomScrolling

You wanna know what really fucking sucks? Being treated like the ...

2026-06-05T21:04:57Z

You wanna know what really fucking sucks? Being treated like the emotional support girlfriend.

Dude¹ ... I'm not your emotional support girlfriend!!! I'm not going to stroke your ego. And I'm not going to prop you up. Youuuu² need to get some fucking therapy!
.
.
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¹ - how many of you immediately thought I'm talking about a man? All of you, I'm sure because "dude" isn't a gender neutral word.

² - Also... I might be using it in a gender neutral way, even though I hate that and might be talking about a woman.

Whoa. 😳 I didn't know vets did that nor did I know mice ...

2026-06-03T21:23:25Z

In reply to nevent1q…a6lg
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Whoa. 😳
I didn't know vets did that nor did I know mice might need... that kind of service?

I feel like I should start a Patreon account where people have ...

2026-05-28T12:11:52Z

I feel like I should start a Patreon account where people have access to the "After Hours Club" where Wallflower and Wren let the filter off, offer advice or when we come up with methods to create world peace.

For example here's what that content might look like:

Look, I know some of you (one of you in particular) hate shopping ...

2026-05-25T15:26:53Z

Look, I know some of you (one of you in particular) hate shopping but hear me out.

Here's a way to make it fun.
#WhereIsWren

I saw this in another corner of Al Gore's interwebz and just ...

2026-05-23T13:53:56Z

I saw this in another corner of Al Gore's interwebz and just had to share.

So three things quickly came to mind.
— written by a dude
— how does he know what that combination tastes like?
— NOT at ALLLLL like the sapphic spicy books I've read.

Thank gawwwd.

This morning when I let my dogs out in the backyard I checked on ...

2026-05-21T17:17:48Z

This morning when I let my dogs out in the backyard I checked on our potted plants to see how they're doing.

The green peppers have gotten quite big and the plant looks healthy to my novice gardening eyes.
1/4

Sorry to hear you're in the hospital. As requested here's ...

2026-05-19T18:10:41Z

In reply to nevent1q…3n6u
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Sorry to hear you're in the hospital.
As requested here's a photo.
It's of a railcar axle near a railroad.

I took it with my iOS photo app called ProCam. Still learning some of the nuances of it but really liking it so far.

I bought a 100 pack of these stickers and have been slapping them ...

2026-05-15T12:28:58Z

I bought a 100 pack of these stickers and have been slapping them on gas pumps when I fill up. Just my little F-you to the red hat wearing, cult followers in my area.

Happy Friday everyone.

I just mowed my backyard on Sunday. I had a little window in ...

2026-04-30T15:53:56Z

In reply to nevent1q…ev7k
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I just mowed my backyard on Sunday. I had a little window in between rain and it had dried enough that I was able to cut down what had grown into a jungle as well. The rain and heavy dew had the grass grow pretty tall and like you, I couldn't mow.

When I finally did, I had to make two passes, one with the deck raised all the way up and even then I kind of tilted it a little so I wouldn't bog down my little electric motor.

Then I went back again at a lower setting.

Teresa 🏳️‍⚧️ (npub1r24…cl6c)

Pretty foggy here in the Pines and Prairies area of Texas. As a ...

2026-04-30T14:29:53Z

Pretty foggy here in the Pines and Prairies area of Texas. As a result there was a lot of dew on the ground and pretty much everything.

#BloomScrolling #DogsOfMastodon #Hibiscus

#SilentSunday Railroad tracks in Waco, Texas #iPhonePhotography ...

2026-04-26T13:11:23Z

#SilentSunday

Railroad tracks in Waco, Texas

#iPhonePhotography

Hm. So what I hear you saying is I should scrap my plan to use a ...

2026-03-25T02:57:10Z

In reply to nevent1q…zqde
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Hm. So what I hear you saying is I should scrap my plan to use a half dozen eggs to make garlicky, onion powdered omelette in the morning?

Dang it.

thethuthinnang (in beige) (npub1vnd…f693)

I honestly don't know. I've been raised mostly a city ...

2026-03-25T00:30:51Z

In reply to nevent1q…3x38
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I honestly don't know. I've been raised mostly a city gal. I've had a little bit of living in the country and have done a lot of camping but never really worried about ticks enough to warrant any more than just doing a good once over after being in the woods.

It's been so long that now I'm wondering if those powder-filled socks were to ward of ticks or something else.

Michigander :toad: (npub1xfv…cqs4)

Wallflower has given an update on her lake. 💙 And she sends ...

2026-03-24T22:01:18Z

In reply to nevent1q…tuh4
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Wallflower has given an update on her lake. 💙
And she sends her well wishes.

ADHDeanASL, But Eerie (npub14uu…2axj)

Good lord this sounds like the stuff of horror movies. ...

2026-03-24T15:29:28Z

In reply to nevent1q…jwwd
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Good lord this sounds like the stuff of horror movies.

There's a place in the Hill Country of Texas where I would stay when attending the Kerrville Folk Fest. It had coffee cans with socks filled with sulfur powder. We were advised to tap our ankles and shoes with that powder to help keep the ticks off.

Have y'all heard of something like that? Doesnit work at all?

thethuthinnang (in beige) (npub1vnd…f693)

Wallflower just threatened defriending me because I didn't ...

2026-03-23T23:50:04Z

In reply to nevent1q…da6a
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Wallflower just threatened defriending me because I didn't tag that above photo with #MarshMadness and letting ADHDeanASL, But Eerie (npub14uu…2axj) know about it.

It was pretty soupy this morning in the HTX. I got this photo and ...

2026-03-20T16:28:07Z

It was pretty soupy this morning in the HTX.
I got this photo and a mile down the road and seven minutes later there wasn't a trace of fog.

#iPhonePhotography #TrainTracks

I feel like I was channeling my inner Wallflower for the azalea ...

2026-03-15T12:09:01Z

I feel like I was channeling my inner Wallflower for the azalea photo below. For those who weren't following her, Wallflower is a dear friend of mine I met here on Masto (she unfortunately deleted her account and left here about a month ago) who was constantly posting photos very similar to this. So for you #BloomScrolling types, here's a Wallflower-esque photo of an azalea.

Also for you bog loving types, here's a photo of a bio swale/watershed I saw yesterday while walking in a county park. We had one final cool front down here in Southeast Texas but Spring is springin' around here and has been for a couple of weeks.

#iPhonePhotography

#USPol #DefundICE Last week I called in to my local NPR radio ...

2026-02-03T16:50:43Z

#USPol #DefundICE
Last week I called in to my local NPR radio station while it was interviewing my former Dem U.S. rep.

I got so frustrated and angry that I yelled at her. I expressed what I think many of us are feeling and said, "Why haven't the Dems been able to unify in the House to shutdown funding for ICE? We had SEVEN Dems vote in favor of giving ICE an extra 10 billion dollars. That's billion with a B!!!"

I continued by listing two notables, Henry Cuellar and Vincente Gonzales. Two fucking Mexican American reps voting in favor of giving ICE 10 billion extra dollars to snatch Mexican American citizens off the streets.

Her response was what I expected. Blah blah blah, I didn't vote for it. I hear what your saying. Many are frustrated...

Frustrated? People are getting executed in the damn streets!

The House is currently voting to end the government shutdown. This is the only leverage Dems have to stop ICE and even then we need every single Dem to vote against AND we need three republicans to cross over. We're fucked in this country.

QT of [@FinalGirl](https://blackqueer.life/@FinalGirl ) Grab a ...

2026-01-29T21:25:57Z

QT of [@FinalGirl](https://blackqueer.life/@FinalGirl )
Grab a cuppa. This is a long one.

One of things I've learned from transitioning is how my relationship to feminism has changed. And I've also learned about myself from my view of the world as a lesbian. A lot of this education has come from cis and trans women, both straight, gay and bi, here on Mastodon and out in the world.

I still have a lot to learn but the fundamental thing that has sunk in is decentering men. There was the "choose the bear" moment. There continues to be "men aren't lonely enough" statements. There are a constant responses of "not all men but always a man" and other examples of decentering men that I come across on a daily basis. It seems women have had it.

And here's where Tyla's post intersects. It's eye opening to realize her take that taking the pill and then the shot was the easy part of transition. It's true. It's the unlearning of all the crap from the before times that is the mind fuck. That's the hard part. And it's the unlearning all the wrongness that Tyla spoke of that's healing.

As I've learned to decenter men and lose the idea of everything revolving around the male gaze, I've learned the value of women isn't measured by how attractive she is, how youthful she is, how fuckable she is.

It's measured by SO many other aspects of our character. And when women lift each other up?... when we compliment each other and cheer each other on and all the stuff'; it hits different. That's the good stuff.

It's then.... then we begin to learn our about ourselves. We learn our attractiveness and fuckability from a woman's perspective, gay or straight, which is exponentially different from that of a man's, is undeniably meaningful to our emotional and mental well being.

https://blackqueer.life/@FinalGirl/115980340257875191

Can I be that penguin that slaps the back of the head of the ...

2026-01-24T22:45:31Z

In reply to nevent1q…2qn7
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Can I be that penguin that slaps the back of the head of the other penguin. I wanna be that one. And the slapee would be anyone who has slighted me.
😈

I know I bash the BizPartner a lot and vent out my frustrations ...

2026-01-23T15:12:20Z

I know I bash the BizPartner a lot and vent out my frustrations about him... a lot! But I've mentioned a couple of times that he does have some thoughtful aspects of his character.

Yesterday, he organized a birthday party for me because I said I was taking the day off today. Yep. Today I mark another lap around the sun.

I know The Rookie lent a helping hand because she certainly picked the cake and card. But bringing his miniature Marshall amp bluetooth speaker into the kitchen and the gifts I received? Has the BizPartner written all over it.
He got me a tiny violin that has a button I can push to make it play a sad song for when someone is being a First World Problem Crybaby. And he got me big That's What She Said Button that says just that, in Michael Scott's voice, when the opportunity arises to give a well placed "that's what she said." After working 12 feet apart for the last ten years, I guess he knows me pretty well. Well almost pretty well. 🤭

Yep. So birthday today. I'm gonna go to lunch and get enchiladas with the wife and her bestie at a favorite nearby restaurant. Maybe wander around some of the stores a little and window shop.

I've got to prep a little more for the below-freezing temps we'll be getting tomorrow but after that?....

Probably a whole lot of nothing but stuffing my mouth with tasty treats.
*whispers*
ᵀʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ʷʰᵃᵗ ˢʰᵉ ˢᵃᶦᵈ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78iCkeyqmSA

I think... Yes. Bacon pancakes would fix me. And coffee. Neeeeed ...

2026-01-17T13:47:51Z

In reply to nevent1q…e66f
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I think...

Yes.
Bacon pancakes would fix me.
And coffee. Neeeeed some coffee.
G'morning Wallflower. Hope you have a good day.

We're living in The Upside Down. This is friggin' ...

2026-01-15T22:10:42Z

In reply to nevent1q…uf2a
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We're living in The Upside Down.
This is friggin' insanity.

It's here! It's here! And I gotta lot of problems with ...

2025-12-23T14:11:07Z

It's here! It's here!

And I gotta lot of problems with you people!

There's a parable from the Taoist tradition called the Farmer ...

2025-12-21T13:15:21Z

In reply to nevent1q…uppj
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There's a parable from the Taoist tradition called the Farmer and the Horse.
That speaks to this. It's been a favorite of mine for a long time.

https://mentua.org/the-story-of-the-chinese-farmer-taoist-parable

I've seen several people posting about the UK's ...

2025-12-04T16:57:28Z

I've seen several people posting about the UK's Girlguiding decision to ban trans girls from being able to join and participate. If I'm not mistaken, Girlguiding is the equivalent of the U.S.'s Girl Scouts of the USA.

The Girl Scout policy not only to allow little trans girls to join but it's also inclusive of girls who are gender expansive, enby and intersex. It is one of the few bright spots regarding trans people in the U.S. And every year at Girls Scout Cookie Season time, Erin in the Morning produces a list of Girl Scout troops that have trans girls as members, where I buy a box or two or ten.

Girlguiding could learn a thing or two from its U.S. counterpart.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cz7n921wyzvo

Qt from: @npub14u3…ud9v Y'all. I got called purdy. ☺️ ...

2025-11-21T04:25:14Z

Qt from: glasspshr (npub14u3…ud9v)
Y'all. I got called purdy. ☺️

And it's for real because Glass takes photos of things that are actually *really* pretty. The moon and the stars.

You should check out his media tab and fish around to peep some of his moon and stars pics.

https://beige.party/@glasspusher/115585554189992534

Conservative politicians and right wing media would have people ...

2025-11-20T16:05:29Z

Conservative politicians and right wing media would have people believe that trans people want special treatment. They dehumanize us and paint us as single-handedly destroying everything.

We aren't ruining anything. We don't want special treatment.
All we want are the same rights that every cis gender, white man in this country has and to be left alone.

It's Transgender Day of Remembrance.
Please stop murdering us.
https://shorturl.at/jxWSS

Links elbows with Tay in solidarity and ties us to a tree ...

2025-11-19T15:44:57Z

In reply to nevent1q…mwhl
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*Links elbows with Tay in solidarity and ties us to a tree*

We're not going anywhere, we who know absolutely nothing of Zelda.

Actually that's a lie. The one thing I know is they had the chance to cast Hunter Schafer, a trans goddess, who looks like an elf when she simply wakes up in the morning. Other than that... nada.

Told the spousal unit I'm planning on going to the gym later ...

2025-11-16T14:33:26Z

Told the spousal unit I'm planning on going to the gym later today. Giggling she said "you probably just dance around like you do when we run errands don't you?"

Apparently this is what my wife "thinks* I do at the gym.

#GymRat #GymLife
#Fitness

There she is! ☺️ The #moon ...

2025-09-26T00:51:29Z

There she is! ☺️

The #moon

Happy Hobbit Day!!! Today is the birthday of Bilbo Baggins and to ...

2025-09-23T14:17:39Z

Happy Hobbit Day!!!
Today is the birthday of Bilbo Baggins and to celebrate, have we got a deal for you account holders here at OnlyWrens. And this is a special thank you to all you short to average height ladies.

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Packages available are:
— Besties at the Mall
— Roommates for Lunch
— Strawberry Picking
— Meet Cute at an Event
— Dinner and Dancing
— The Girlfriend Experience
And our most popular package:
— The All in One. This package is three of the packages above plus...
*eyebrow wiggle*
breakfast in bed.
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.

+ offer not available in states where prohibited by law, each party agrees to hold harmless, no video or photos allowed except for selfies, some restrictions apply, available while supplies last, gravy is not provided.

I don't think I've ever wanted so badly for The Rapture ...

2025-09-22T22:50:20Z

I don't think I've ever wanted so badly for The Rapture to actually happen in my life.

Please, please, please, pleeeeeeeze take all these mudduh fuggahhhhhs away!!!

It's #SpookySeason2025 and I've been doing some research ...

2025-09-22T18:19:08Z

It's #SpookySeason2025 and I've been doing some research on witches and witch hunts because... reasons.

But here's some info I've found on witch hunts that seems to be somewhat repeating itself as it has time and time again. The women most often demonized and targeted by accusers, deviated from the societal norm of a submissive, compliant woman and pushed against standards defined by a patriarchal system. They were women who were:
— without a male protector or male oversight. They were viewed with suspicion.
— healers, midwives and women who had knowledge of herbs and tinctures.
— were considered abrasive, argumentative, opinionated, bold, or outspoken.
— economically independent i.e. owned property or a business without a man.
— who were sexually appealing to the male gaze and would not (or because of physical build… could not) conform to patriarchal standards of public modesty

The patriarchy hates trans women and our cisters who are like this because our existence and equality subverts its control and power over us.

*published at the exact time of the Autumnal Equinox by a shapeshifting transwoman who is #ProbablyAWitch or at least a witch in training*

🎶The righteous rise with burning eyes
Of hatred and ill-will
Madmen fed on fear and lies
To beat, and burn, and kill🎶

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H-dV8dhBVo

The theme for "Jukebox Friday Night" is: "Let There ...

2025-09-19T16:19:51Z

The theme for "Jukebox Friday Night" is:

"Let There Be Drums".
I looked at a bunch of the posts and didn't see this one. I think a theme that is songs that highlight the drummer would be remiss if we didn't include this one that highlights The Professor.

"YYZ" by Rush
Fun Fact: YYZ is the airport code for Toronto Pearson Intl Airport and Alex and Geddy grew up in Toronto.

https://youtu.be/ftVTWDrtrlc

#JukeboxFridayNight
#LetThereBeDrums

Hey! Look what I got. Also... how's recovery going? You doing ...

2025-09-18T12:44:04Z

In reply to nevent1q…pnt7
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Hey! Look what I got.
Also... how's recovery going? You doing okay after surgery? Hope you're doing well.

So not only was there gun violence in Utah that caused a high ...

2025-09-10T22:37:08Z

So not only was there gun violence in Utah that caused a high profile human's death to occur but there was also a mass shooting at a high school in Colorado on the same damn day.

When will enough be enough to stop the goddamn gun lobby?

We need to overturn Citizens United and stop big corporate money from buying off our politicians. We need gun reform now.

#ItsTheFuckingGuns

https://abcnews.go.com/US/shooting-reported-colorado-high-school-2-kids-transported/story?id=125452526

So much that I might have to try and get that deck for myself.

2025-09-08T15:24:20Z

In reply to nevent1q…mf9l
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So much that I might have to try and get that deck for myself.

OMG! This is such a lovely deck. I just looked it up. The Moon ...

2025-09-08T14:52:53Z

In reply to nevent1q…dna4
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OMG! This is such a lovely deck.
I just looked it up.

The Moon and The Lovers.
I absolutely LOVE those two cards.
And why did those two immediately jump out me?

I've always been fascinated by the moon but over the past few years and especially within the last twelve months especially enamored with her.

Those are neat cards. I have two tarot decks one that I picked up ...

2025-09-08T14:44:07Z

In reply to nevent1q…af2n
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Those are neat cards.
I have two tarot decks one that I picked up recently. I just thought the cards were interesting... it's a pulp fiction inspired deck.

The other is like, fairy children.
I've been meaning to learn even just the basics of how to interpret them.

Anyway, best of luck tomorrow and congrats on this new part of your life.

I'm so fucking angry and so upset about the school shooting ...

2025-08-27T23:27:46Z

I'm so fucking angry and so upset about the school shooting today and MAGAts jumping on the fact the shooter was transgender. They are immediately going to their "it isn't guns that kill..." and "a good guy with a gun..." and all their bullshit instead of saying that we NEED to stop allowing such easy access to unbelievably efficient killing tools.

They offer up their bullshit thoughts and prayers and put aside allllllll the fucking shit that can prevent mass shootings like: funding access to mental health care, strict gun reform legislation and taking lobby money out of politics.

They'd rather take the easy route and blame a trans girl, who it looks like may have been an ex-student of the school? I suspect had unaddressed mental health issues? Who the fuck knows but they're focusing on her instead of the real cause of mass shootings. Easy access to efficient killing tools and lack of access to mental health care.

She's being misgendered from every media outlet's story I've come across and the whole fucking thing has me really upset. Those children didn't have to die. The survivors didn't have to get maimed and injured. None of this should have happened.

Gawd fucking damn it! I feel like every day is a punch to the gut. Things are really heavy right now. I feel like it's hard to move. And every friggin' day in this timeline some kind of bullshit happens that just feels like someone must have dropped a Junior Mint into The Large Hadron Collider while it was spinning and broke the time space continuum and now here we are.

Thanks asshole.

Babe... again, not blonde smoke got your ass and I'm not ...

2025-08-23T02:32:53Z

In reply to nevent1q…svv3
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Babe... again, not blonde smoke got your ass and I'm not tipsy enough to be lying.

You've def got the genes. I'm hot.

Caroline Kinlund (npub1y5d…ng26)

Y'all… The makeup routine is super easy . Slather some ...

2025-08-23T02:27:30Z

In reply to nevent1q…fd75
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Y'all… The makeup routine is super easy . Slather some loash, do your make up as usual and then hang out in the humidity for a bit.

See this tutorial for a more detailed explanation.
https://beige.party/@WrenArcher/113170491195643036

T H R E E H O U R S 🌺 🌺 E A R L I E R . . ...

2025-08-23T02:13:34Z

T H R E E H O U R S
🌺 🌺
E A R L I E R
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🎶Millions of peaches, peaches for me🎶 Me biting into a ...

2025-08-10T16:56:18Z

🎶Millions of peaches, peaches for me🎶

Me biting into a juicy peach!

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say this will be one of, if ...

2025-08-08T15:25:00Z

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say this will be one of, if not THE, most satisfying things you see on the internet all month.

While the article below is talking about his burger place in Houston named after Orange Shitler, he's had a location in a small town outside of Houston for about four years.

https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2025/08/08/trump-burger-owner-faces-deportation-after-ice-arrest-in-houston/

And now... An Ode to Coffee: a #haiku O' black elixir Your ...

2025-08-08T13:04:53Z

And now...

An Ode to Coffee: a #haiku

O' black elixir
Your healing wanders my veins
Coffee gods provide
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/993/275/144/123/272/original/339695ff497dc172.mp3

I'm using a web browser while logged in to phanpy.social and ...

2025-08-04T12:30:23Z

In reply to nevent1q…md9j
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I'm using a web browser while logged in to phanpy.social and i had to click on the post and then the thumbnail for it to start.

It's so neat to see this vid from where you are. ☺️
It's astonishing to me the clarity and detail as well as how still you camera is. Are you on a tripod or gimbal?

Brat! Also, @npub1y5d…ng26 you're a brat for liking the ...

2025-08-02T22:54:02Z

In reply to nevent1q…gz7f
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Brat!

Also, Caroline Kinlund (npub1y5d…ng26) you're a brat for liking the brat's comment above.

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.
.
*kicks at the dirt with cool cowgirl boots, scrunches my nose and whispers*
Drat. Still not as tall as Wallflower.

I went to a feed store today because we've conceded to ...

2025-08-02T21:51:05Z

I went to a feed store today because we've conceded to needing something more in our attempt to kill off the infestation of ants and not-nice critters we have.

Of course, i took this as a chance to give my country girl aesthetic a real-world run. My boots make me feel like I'm a giant with the big 1 1/2" heel they have. 🤭

And there was an peachorchard owner there delivering freshly picked peaches.

Hey everyone. You may have heard about that monster earthquake ...

2025-07-30T05:35:28Z

Hey everyone.
You may have heard about that monster earthquake that occurred on the east coast of Russia near the tip of the Alaskan chain of islands.

Well it's causing tsunamis that are expected to hit countries all around the Pacific including our state of Hawaii.

I was able to touch base with our Beige sister TayFoNay of the Corn 🌽 (npub1ran…dnlr) on the back channel who is about an hour from landing there as of this Beige It! time/date.

Just in case she can't do it because of internet lag or outage, she asked if I could let all our Beige peeps and other friends know she's fine. Her flight is still scheduled to land. Where they're staying is up on a hill on the east side of the island and except for an expected challenge of getting there all should be fine.

Probably wouldn't hurt to throw out some good mojo, mutter a few incantations and protection spells plus a few Beige Blesses just for good measure though.

See you when you get back Tay.
We love you bunches.

"War Pigs" by Black Sabbath . #Ozzy ...

2025-07-22T19:01:52Z

"War Pigs" by Black Sabbath
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#Ozzy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zY5nYmTUfnQ

The clock site channel of these two drag queens is entirely like ...

2025-07-17T05:40:53Z

The clock site channel of these two drag queens is entirely like this. It's like this unusual mix of ASMR, choreography and barista all in one.

Oddly satisfying to watch.

The other day I made mention of hearing a sugar cookie recipe ...

2025-07-16T16:20:09Z

The other day I made mention of hearing a sugar cookie recipe said in German.

I was thinking of this rather industrial and menacing sounding song by Tool about a cookie recipe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82XqhHYwB-Q

Hey look! A photo of one of @npub1tpt…kvpg 's bloom ...

2025-07-08T17:17:04Z

Hey look! A photo of one of dillyd (npub1tpt…kvpg) 's bloom scrolling pics is on the header photo for the new update of Mastodon.

How cool is that.

https://blog.joinmastodon.org/2025/07/mastodon-4.4/

During the past couple of weeks I've seen more and more posts ...

2025-07-02T03:41:22Z

During the past couple of weeks I've seen more and more posts on other platforms where people are telling others to "arm themselves", "when do start we start firing on these non-uniformed, masked kidnappers?" "We're sitting on a powder keg" and other references to armed conflict within the U.S.

Fuhhhhhhh.

I'm not really ready for something like that should things devolve into warfare. And by that I mean physically ready. I'm not sure I ever could be battlefield ready anymore. It's very physically demanding to carry the necessary equipment for small unit combat operations; food, water, ammo, a weapon, other gear, etc.

Things are getting really outta hand. I think those ICE cosplayers and hired bounty hunters are gonna meet with some folks who have nothing left to lose anymore. I think it's just a matter of time where we see an active shooter event and it's the Gravy Seals that are getting picked off. Things will erupt. I have a bad feeling about this.

This sort of conversation happened with my wife and her aunt who ...

2025-07-01T21:50:22Z

In reply to nevent1q…gejd
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This sort of conversation happened with my wife and her aunt who is deeply entrenched in conservative media.

When my wife told her of the SAVE Act, she didn't believe my wife at first. So she sat there and google it with her and came across a couple of links that pointed to the text of the bill and just like your mother...

astonishment.

How can they do this? And other questions. She did NOT however think about how this might affect trans people who have changed their names or anyone, for that matter who has legally changed their names.

It's one of the things that infuriates me so much about the MAGA voter regret. It's that they didn't care about how it would hurt brown people or trans people or women or anyone else. But when GOP policies affect them personally, it's only then that the regret sets in.

This song currently in my head because this is what I want to say ...

2025-07-01T18:04:31Z

This song currently in my head because this is what I want to say to the sorry ass muddafukkas who voted all the MAGA muddafukkas into office who are taking away the social programs that keep those same muddafukkin voters alive and financially afloat.

rrrraagh ung ug ragh agh
agh rrrrugh ung ragh ragh arrrgh.

rrrrrrrr agh!

Twist.
Twist.
Twist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcePkwagNFA

This dragon ready just in case the bridge ices over. ...

2025-06-27T02:39:48Z

This dragon ready just in case the bridge ices over.

I think "Ear Wane" is the sciency term for when you ...

2025-06-26T18:40:00Z

In reply to nevent1q…pqrr
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I think "Ear Wane" is the sciency term for when you slowly lose your hearing.

I saw all the cool bands when I was young though so totally worth the ear wane.

Bill Tschumy (npub1jkn…fj98) Bena Lugosi (npub1c6z…q3gp) TayFoNay of the Corn 🌽 (npub1ran…dnlr)

Last year me and my friends @npub1y5d…ng26 and @npub1mkk…m7gj ...

2025-06-25T16:09:43Z

Last year me and my friends Caroline Kinlund (npub1y5d…ng26) and rowan {forest witch} (npub1mkk…m7gj) played our instruments and made some cool music for your earholes. It's a cover of Mary Lambert's "She Keeps Me Warm"

#HappyPride everyone!

🎶love is patient
love is kind
love is patient
love is kind🎶

https://www.bandlab.com/post/264f0c84-9762-ef11-bdfd-000d3a425266

Okay... one more installment of "How to Girl" before my ...

2025-06-19T22:47:36Z

Okay... one more installment of "How to Girl" before my hormoniversary tomorrow.

If you haven't seen these and wondering what the heck I'm talking about the five year mark of me starting hormone therapy is tomorrow. And I've been reflecting on some things I've learned on this ride.

From my cisters I’ve learned of The Girl Code. It’s unwritten although entries online would have you believe it is. It isn’t necessarily handed down but it is. You know it when you see it. There are some aspects that are vague and others that are as strong as if written on stone tablets.

These are some notable aspects for me.
— Women lift women up.  We encourage each other and inspire each other.

— Women take care of each other and look out for each other.

— Women don’t let a guy (or for the lebesians… a woman) get in the way of friendships.

These are just a few of the things that I've learned and I find it really affirming and special that I've had other women do some of these things for me.

#HowToGirl

After having a back and forth I can't help but think this ...

2025-06-18T19:42:56Z

In reply to nevent1q…wdzr
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After having a back and forth I can't help but think this person's first language isn't English, they aren't current with litigation affecting the trans community and isn't well versed in transgender terminology.

I'm giving the benefit of the doubt and assuming they mean well but aren't articulating themselves very well.

[@Fork_Merge](https://mastodon.social/@Fork_Merge )

I'm not implying it. It's what the Supreme Court ...

2025-06-18T18:51:59Z

In reply to nevent1q…fpwm
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*I'm* not implying it.
It's what the Supreme Court confirmed by issuing its ruling today. It ruled that yes, health care that is entitled to others is to be denied to trans children.

I'm going to assume you accidentally left out the word ...

2025-06-18T18:39:05Z

In reply to nevent1q…er2s
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I'm going to assume you accidentally left out the word "healthcare" after "trans" and "a medical necessity." I'm also going to assume that English isn't your first language because the syntax of your sentence/question isn't lining up and is confusing as hell.

While the U.S. was indeed arguing on behalf of transgender children and their guardians, the case isn't about whether trans healthcare is a freedom of choice. Which by the way, I honestly don't know what the hell you mean by that. "Is trans a complete freedom of choice?" What the fuck does that mean?

The bottom line is it shouldn't have mattered whether trans kids or trans healthcare was involved in the case or not. This is about the Equal Protection Clause of the 14th Amendment of the United States. Should the government be able to pass legislation that denies citizens access to healthcare based on ANY criteria?

In my opinion the answer is a resounding no. It doesn't matter if one is receiving treatment for gender dysphoria, diabetes or cancer. The court failed the American people and in my opinion this is going to open the door and set precedent for dangerous policies against all citizens of the country.

Today the Supreme Court issued its ruling on the United States. v ...

2025-06-18T17:50:44Z

Today the Supreme Court issued its ruling on the United States. v Skrmetti and it's heartbreaking. I thought that Chase Strangio gave a solid argument for the plaintiffs but the conservative judges thought differently.

And so now this ruling sets a precedent that will not only negatively affect trans teens but could, and most likely will, affect trans adults and their ability to access gender affirming healthcare.

This is a terrible blow to the Equal Protection and Privacy Clauses of the 14th Amendment.

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2025/jun/18/tennessee-supreme-court-gender-affirming-care-skrmetti

I'm so pissed off at what's happening in my country but ...

2025-06-12T22:32:33Z

I'm so pissed off at what's happening in my country but more at the dumb fucks who are cheering and agree with it.

🎶Radically poetic
Standing with the fury that they had in '66
And like E-Double, I'm mad
Still knee-deep in the system's shit

Hoover, he was a body remover
I'll give you a dose
But it will never come close
To the rage built up inside of me
Fist in the air, in the land of hypocricy🎶

#Protest
#FightTheSystem
#RatM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lzqUe1Qfec&start=61

🤣 🤣 🤣 "Why do you have my sister on your phone?" ...

2025-06-12T17:00:20Z

In reply to nevent1q…7wac
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🤣 🤣 🤣
"Why do you have my sister on your phone?"

That story is hysterical. Had to boost.
Will definitely keep in mind about the curls. Things have gotten so hot and humid here, I suspect I'll look this after five minutes of walking out my door.

I know what you mean. It seems my full glam, going-to-the-ballet ...

2025-06-12T16:54:34Z

In reply to nevent1q…p3xm
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I know what you mean. It seems my full glam, going-to-the-ballet selfies have given way to raglan shirts, ball caps and hair in a ponytail.

Maybe I'll get all dolled up just to show I don't look like a tomboy all the time because you look gorgeous in this photo.

Hey Beth. Love the new profile pic. 😍

2025-06-12T16:45:12Z

In reply to nevent1q…tf9g
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Hey Beth.
Love the new profile pic. 😍

I don't know if it's me just being a trans girl who's ...

2025-06-10T20:26:00Z

I don't know if it's me just being a trans girl who's a little too sensitive or me just being two clicks this side of being a Boomer but it kinda weirds me out when I hear young women call other women, bro or dude.

And when a young guy is calling a woman bro or dude?... no.

Don't fucking do that to me online or in person.
Just. No

The glow up is amazing. The person behind the glow up... ...

2025-06-10T17:33:16Z

In reply to nevent1q…nf67
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The glow up is amazing. The person behind the glow up... incredible. Thankful to have met you my dear friend.

You are just... *sigh*

glad you're a friend of mine. 🙂

This "feud" between ShitStain1 and ShitStain2 has got to ...

2025-06-05T19:47:24Z

This "feud" between ShitStain1 and ShitStain2 has got to be some sort of scam right?

They've got to be playing us in some way don't you think? Doing that slight of hand thing where they're like, "look over here" while they do some stupid shit like raid Medicaid or push women's rights back a hundred years.

#ElonTrumpFeud

https://variety.com/2025/digital/news/elon-musk-donald-trump-jeffrey-epstein-files-1236420466/

We in the #trans community don't have very many elders. We ...

2025-06-02T15:56:02Z

We in the #trans community don't have very many elders. We don't have many examples of trans people who have been transitioning for more than 30 or 40yrs. I can only think of three: actor Alexandra Billings and activist Mardi Pieronek are two who both have been transitioning for about 40+ yrs.

And if you wondering why we don't have very many trans folks who started transitioning in the 80s and earlier it's because the zeitgeist at that time wrecked our community. To have someone like Jazz Jennings or began social transition in single digits of age and then medically transition as a late teen???... we don't have people who did that who are now 50, 60 or 70 years old.

BUT... we have do have one of those three I know of here. I'm so thankful that we have one of our beautiful, amazing trans elders here on Mastodon giving voice to what we, who only recently began transitioning, can expect as we continue down this road. She often gives us a first hand account of our history, shows that we have to keep fighting and encourages us to know we can in fact have joy throughout our lives.

Cait the Proud Trans Woman (npub1nlv…udqj) we love you!!!

#HappyPride
#Pride2025 !!!

#TxLege #TxPol #Texas SB 1257, Bill Attacking Insurance Coverage ...

2025-05-22T21:49:19Z

#TxLege #TxPol #Texas

SB 1257, Bill Attacking Insurance Coverage for Transition-Related Care has passed the 89th session of the Texas Legislature and has been sent to Gov Greg Abbott's desk for his signature.

Fuck you Texas GOP and the horse you rode in on. You can't stop me from becoming the shapeshifting bog witch that I am.

Burn the Witch
by Radiohead

🎶Red crosses on wooden doors
And if you float you burn
Loose talk around tables
Abandon all reason🎶

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI2oS2hoL0k

That quote in the first post and so many examples throughout the ...

2025-05-21T03:21:25Z

In reply to nevent1q…vzct
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That quote in the first post and so many examples throughout the book made me realize I’ve never had that ever, in a romantic relationship.

I have never felt safe to be truly vulnerable with a romantic partner. I mean hell, just tonight I was criticized about how long it took for me to give myself my shot. That struggle I have was used to make me feel like shit.

I’ve never felt like I could truly give all of myself without some criticism or fear of something being used against me. In fact, all my romantic relationships have very much been the opposite of feeling safe and secure and lifted up. It’s rather depressing to be honest.

And while I loved this book and smiled so much throughout reading it, now that I’m done... I’m a rather sad at the realization I just mentioned.

2/2

CW: Kinda sad post and Spoiler to "I Really Do" by Emily ...

2025-05-21T03:19:51Z

CW: Kinda sad post and
Spoiler to "I Really Do" by Emily Hardy
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.
.

I finished the book I was reading called “I Really Do” by Emily K. Hardy and while it was somewhat predictable and a rather cheesy, romcom there were a LOT of heavy things in it as well that aren’t necessarily just things queer folk go through.

— physical and emotional trauma
— dealing with feelings of inadequacy/body image
— healthy/non-healthy romantic relationships

It’s that last one that was big for me.

Most of this book dealt with the two main characters, Anna and Brooke, navigating what was a fake relationship all while we're unsure if Anna is even into girls or not. As they do this though we see them communicate so well with each other. They reassure each other when things got anxious or scary.

There is a LOT of consent even when we think they may be just friends… Is this okay? Does this feel good? Can I do this for you? type of communication. There are a lot of examples of comforting touch as well; hugs, hand holding, leaning back to chest, legs pressed against each other while sitting at dinner. A lot of it came from Anna who is unbelievably SO sweet and very protective of Brooke.

But those moments of consent, comfort and touch… *sigh*
they made me ache for something like that. It made me wonder if there are really even relationships like this. I mean I know this is fiction and these characters were trying to make a new relationship appear real and believable.

But then this quote.
Holy shit.
[SPOILER ALERT]

This quote where Brooke says to Anna just before they’re going to be intimate with each other that broke me. (This is after they acknowledge they both have feelings for each other.)

1/2

#Bookstodon #SapphicNovel

So the pic above shows I can get cleaned up and I don't ...

2025-05-20T04:51:24Z

In reply to nevent1q…kt4r
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So the pic above shows I can get cleaned up and I don't always wear a ball cap.
But sometimes...

😏

sometimes I wear ONLY a ball cap.

I think I was feeling a little sassy from reading my lebesian romance book and decided to offer up a rare Thirst Trap Tuesday submission.

But this is the last one!
No more freebies!
Stop being cheap and get you an OnlyWrens account. 😜

I'm kidding. There really isn't an Only Wrens site with a bunch of lewds of me.

*slowly turns to the camera and whispers*
Or is there? 😆
There isn't!!!
There isn't!!!

I don't always wear my ball cap and raglan shirts. This old ...

2025-05-19T18:19:02Z

I don't *always* wear my ball cap and raglan shirts. This old tomboy cleans up sometimes.
I went to dinner with my wife so we could see her friends before they move up to the Panhandle of Texas.

🎶who dat is ho
that girl is a tomboy
that girl is a tomboy🎶

#TransJoy