Nostr notes by Rickety Cricket

If the senate can’t settle a decision about what time to keep ...

2026-10-27T13:28:39Z

If the senate can’t settle a decision about what time to keep the clocks how do I trust them to make any other decisions. Once again we have to change the clocks because we’re idiots who think we can control the sun by changing our watches. I wish I had a solution. Maybe if the DCA takes over and we are all forced to the workers party we will end up with a standard “people’s time” as we slowly starve to death.

could he bounce his man tits a little more? Diminuendo ...

2026-10-26T18:42:32Z

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could he bounce his man tits a little more? Diminuendo

the problem with retarded people is they don’t know they’re ...

2026-10-25T00:32:50Z

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the problem with retarded people is they don’t know they’re retarded.

it’s like a caveman in block of ice.

2026-10-25T00:30:52Z

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it’s like a caveman in block of ice.

and he’s probably been arrested for owning a pistol and his ...

2026-10-24T19:36:24Z

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and he’s probably been arrested for owning a pistol and his store looted while the police stuff him into their car.

and the kids were all “who the fuck is this guy?”

2026-10-23T17:43:58Z

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and the kids were all “who the fuck is this guy?”

she needs to move to Canada. This is a MAID service people would ...

2026-10-22T16:23:34Z

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she needs to move to Canada. This is a MAID service people would pay for. It would be a win-win.

never seen a woman work so hard to be a Mudshark.

2026-10-19T11:34:50Z

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never seen a woman work so hard to be a Mudshark.

No Agenda as we know it is dead after slowly dying for the last 5 ...

2026-10-17T23:02:44Z

No Agenda as we know it is dead after slowly dying for the last 5 years. What is the future plan?

Decisions were made here. ...

2026-10-17T19:04:05Z

Decisions were made here.

surprised they didn’t say he ate the missing one, well done ...

2026-10-14T14:37:57Z

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surprised they didn’t say he ate the missing one, well done with ketchup.

I wonder if she put Enter Sandman on full blast to cover up the ...

2026-10-14T14:33:40Z

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I wonder if she put Enter Sandman on full blast to cover up the screams?

don’t send blankets or water, just send cash. Some folk wasted ...

2026-10-14T11:08:48Z

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don’t send blankets or water, just send cash. Some folk wasted their life and now need to survive the only way they know how.

well, to be honest he’s a paraplegic because of the first time ...

2026-10-12T10:49:48Z

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well, to be honest he’s a paraplegic because of the first time they shot him, so this experience will not be new to him.

deported to an African country where they have no connection and ...

2026-10-02T16:46:37Z

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deported to an African country where they have no connection and can’t speak the language. Then they talk to two people deported to Libera, where the official language is English. Dumb.

I hope there’s no one on the trail below them.

2026-09-30T18:40:25Z

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I hope there’s no one on the trail below them.

I wanted this to end in a car accident.

2026-09-26T14:12:39Z

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I wanted this to end in a car accident.

make a second call to a divorce lawyer on the way home…

2026-09-26T14:11:20Z

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make a second call to a divorce lawyer on the way home…

maybe it’s a star because that the logo of the converse shoes ...

2026-09-23T14:24:40Z

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maybe it’s a star because that the logo of the converse shoes they are advertising?

I guess she forgot when women all chose the bear. ...

2026-09-23T11:42:11Z

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I guess she forgot when women all chose the bear.

she needs to fix the lace on that cheap wig.

2026-09-21T20:05:28Z

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she needs to fix the lace on that cheap wig.

5 years ago it would have been a Covid death.

2026-09-21T19:50:07Z

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5 years ago it would have been a Covid death.

I took a quiz for a masters class this morning and scored 39/40. ...

2026-09-20T14:25:33Z

I took a quiz for a masters class this morning and scored 39/40. I can take the quiz again and the highest score is accepted. Should I take the quiz again? The topic of the quiz is Employment Law and DEI.

This is why public schools are doomed. I’m sure a staff member ...

2026-09-15T17:59:24Z

This is why public schools are doomed. I’m sure a staff member is responsible for putting this up daily and has no idea how math works.

that emt was really putting in the effort on those chest ...

2026-09-15T13:46:12Z

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that emt was really putting in the effort on those chest compressions. I was told during cpr training that it’s not uncommon to break ribs when doing proper chest compressions.

“Philosophy of life with a drunk juggalo, woot woot”. Could ...

2026-09-14T18:58:36Z

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“Philosophy of life with a drunk juggalo, woot woot”. Could be a whole channel on YouTube, and probably already is.

this here is a question someone uses to vet people you meet to ...

2026-09-14T17:25:56Z

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this here is a question someone uses to vet people you meet to see if they’re worthy of being a friend. There is only one Star Wars Trilogy.

is she talking about Bitch or Baby Killer?

2026-09-10T17:48:32Z

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is she talking about Bitch or Baby Killer?

so it threw a dildo at one of the only attractive straight ...

2026-09-09T20:27:26Z

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so it threw a dildo at one of the only attractive straight players. Did she keep it? That would have been the move that made headlines.

what sick fuck designed the “soaker” setting. Sounds all sexy ...

2026-09-08T21:06:11Z

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what sick fuck designed the “soaker” setting. Sounds all sexy then you realize your arm is freezing and your shoes are wet. Jet is the best unless watering the plants, then it’s shower.

shut up or it gets the hose. I was raised on the hose and ...

2026-09-08T16:24:12Z

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shut up or it gets the hose. I was raised on the hose and neglect, that’s not a threat.

I stopped by back in 2017 when I was working in Kansas. I was a ...

2026-09-06T18:02:01Z

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I stopped by back in 2017 when I was working in Kansas. I was a little surprised to see all of that on the same street. Talked a dude on the street and he said they all are cordial with each other. The give each other their Mia delivered mail and talk in the street like normal neighbors.

I can see about 10 things I would have cut off before choosing my ...

2026-09-02T21:16:10Z

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I can see about 10 things I would have cut off before choosing my dick.

that’s over 3 euro a trigger pull. For that price I would have ...

2026-09-02T13:39:51Z

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that’s over 3 euro a trigger pull. For that price I would have tried harder to hit the center of the target. That is definitely not America.

the two dudes in that office are discussing not coming back after ...

2026-09-02T13:34:28Z

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the two dudes in that office are discussing not coming back after lunch, ever.

next time carry some zipties and hook a cart to each door handle.

2026-09-01T21:19:54Z

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next time carry some zipties and hook a cart to each door handle.

I think she cut her own bangs with a weed walker.

2026-08-31T19:44:16Z

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I think she cut her own bangs with a weed walker.

I second this motion.

2026-08-30T22:40:55Z

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I second this motion.

someone should get a fine for shitty photoshop.

2026-08-28T13:43:34Z

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someone should get a fine for shitty photoshop.

have you tried steam?

2026-08-26T14:02:42Z

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have you tried steam?

I was wondering that as well. He looks pretty fucked at the end.

2026-08-25T16:38:55Z

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I was wondering that as well. He looks pretty fucked at the end.

so black folks just realized mukbang, only a few years late. ...

2026-08-25T16:33:14Z

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so black folks just realized mukbang, only a few years late. Apparently they’ve been practicing their whole life without knowing.

Huron Peak, Grays and Torreys Peaks were the 14ers. We also spent ...

2026-08-23T15:37:38Z

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Huron Peak, Grays and Torreys Peaks were the 14ers. We also spent a day in Maroon Bells hiking and fishing.

Headed home from a week of hiking in Colorado. Dispersed camped ...

2026-08-23T15:28:38Z

Headed home from a week of hiking in Colorado. Dispersed camped and submitted 3 14ers. Saw bears, fox, mountain goats and caught some trout in Maroon Bells. It was a fun week but I’m ready to sleep in my own bed. Back to the office tomorrow.

I guess I gotta get another dog and make sure they get some bacon ...

2026-08-17T19:30:33Z

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I guess I gotta get another dog and make sure they get some bacon every week, jus because.

a person would need superhuman strength to pull a person out of a ...

2026-08-16T13:38:58Z

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a person would need superhuman strength to pull a person out of a culvert with the force of that water pushing against them. I understand the panic, but they are just adding victims at that point. Turn around, don’t drown. 6 inches of moving water can start moving a car. A bicycle stands no chance.

she looked familiar, then it clicked. ...

2026-08-14T21:33:30Z

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she looked familiar, then it clicked.

well that didn’t go as planned to stop people from getting ...

2026-08-13T19:31:51Z

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well that didn’t go as planned to stop people from getting shot.

And here I always thought a Turkish Pot Pie was something like a ...

2026-08-13T15:37:06Z

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And here I always thought a Turkish Pot Pie was something like a Cleveland Steamer.

The Lead Attorney had a good breakdown on this one. He also dug ...

2026-08-11T20:02:50Z

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The Lead Attorney had a good breakdown on this one. He also dug up the NFL player she may be referring to hooking up with. https://youtu.be/RPIgd_JDbOM?

I thought this dude died? https://youtu.be/RDjb1MdUiGE?

2026-08-09T19:15:14Z

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I thought this dude died? https://youtu.be/RDjb1MdUiGE?

he’s also the son of Milli and Vanilli.

2026-08-07T19:53:28Z

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he’s also the son of Milli and Vanilli.

I was coming o say the same thing. As the house of cards tumble ...

2026-08-07T13:49:14Z

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I was coming o say the same thing. As the house of cards tumble I’m sure she sees the train coming. Especially as they now have his phone. She will be implicated in a bunch of stuff.

you know older homes in America have a “parlor room” that is ...

2026-08-07T00:09:24Z

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you know older homes in America have a “parlor room” that is where they would have their dead loved ones lay so family and friends could pay their respects.

my kid is being homeschooled and my wife worries about her ...

2026-08-06T14:22:05Z

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my kid is being homeschooled and my wife worries about her missing out and not socializing with other kids. If this is what she is missing out on we are ok. We can pick which groups she socializes with. For some reason all the other little groups of homeschool kids all seem to be white.

back in December of 1990 the 82nd was alerted and prepared for a ...

2026-08-05T01:24:24Z

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back in December of 1990 the 82nd was alerted and prepared for a combat jump. Most of the soldiers believed it was an Emergency Deployment Readiness Exercise. It was chilly at fort Bragg on December 20th, 1990. They did in flight rigging and then passed out ammunition. They were preparing to seize an airfield in Panama. Most of the soldiers had cold weather layers on expecting to jump into a drop zone on Ft. Bragg. One of my first squad leaders was on that jump.

ran out of drop zone. Each drop zone has a set duration of green ...

2026-08-05T01:05:46Z

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ran out of drop zone. Each drop zone has a set duration of green light time based on length of drop zone. Jumping on red you can end up in trees, roads, Walmart etc.

those dudes did in flight rigging, which sucks. Usually you put ...

2026-08-05T00:33:41Z

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those dudes did in flight rigging, which sucks. Usually you put your parachute and equipment on and go through inspection before boarding. They were in the air for a hot minute before the jump. Being towards the end of the stick on a C17 feels like the plane is about to drop out of the sky. The end of the stick the pilots are in full throttle to keep the plane in the sky. The fun part is you are two feet outside the C17 before the wind hits due to the wind deflector.

I find your terms acceptable

2026-08-03T21:31:36Z

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I find your terms acceptable

on the bright side once this fails after driving all the other ...

2026-08-03T18:29:31Z

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on the bright side once this fails after driving all the other grocery stores and bodegas out of business the rat and pigeon problem will get solved when they are the only food available.

I am a sucker for Big Red. But not in this case. I did find a Big ...

2026-08-02T18:36:42Z

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I am a sucker for Big Red. But not in this case. I did find a Big Red Slurpee at Speedway in TN.

I hope they found somewhere other than that post office box to ...

2026-07-28T17:44:29Z

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I hope they found somewhere other than that post office box to hook up. I spent 20 years in the military never saw someone use a post office box as a leave/pass address.

I found this at Aldi for about $7 for a 6 pack. It reminds me of ...

2026-07-25T23:41:41Z

I found this at Aldi for about $7 for a 6 pack. It reminds me of something between Yuengling and Sam Adam’s Boston Lager. Good enough for me. 🍺

reading between the lines, the therapist was making a fortune off ...

2026-07-25T18:33:28Z

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reading between the lines, the therapist was making a fortune off Medicaid. The recent exposed fraud caused therapist to realize her cash cows were going to dry up. So she/he/it turned to the next best liberal hive mind, a college campus. If you’re paying a therapist for 7 years and this is your current state, you’ve been robbed.

if you’re a dude on the ground in a shitty spot and an A10 ...

2026-07-25T01:03:43Z

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if you’re a dude on the ground in a shitty spot and an A10 shows up you know prayers have been answered. If you have a combat controller on ground, you control the finger of God. I don’t think anyone understands the connection the ground forces have with the A10.

she lost me when she assumed it was a man.

2026-07-25T00:46:06Z

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she lost me when she assumed it was a man.

the original Asteroids movie right here. #iykyk ...

2026-07-23T21:03:33Z

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the original Asteroids movie right here. #iykyk

wasn’t he on Reno 911?

2026-07-23T13:59:39Z

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wasn’t he on Reno 911?

it does not surprise me that the guy who loved a good deep April ...

2026-07-22T22:15:39Z

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it does not surprise me that the guy who loved a good deep April fools prank article would deceive everyone about his age only to be discovered after he passed? Seems kind of like classic JCD.

I trust his wife over Wikipedia.

2026-07-22T21:39:59Z

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I trust his wife over Wikipedia.

that’s what Mimi put in the newsletter. ...

2026-07-22T21:31:58Z

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that’s what Mimi put in the newsletter.

GenX ducks learning how to really play.

2026-07-20T00:24:43Z

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GenX ducks learning how to really play.

always carry, they may get me in the end but I’m going to take ...

2026-07-16T13:24:55Z

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always carry, they may get me in the end but I’m going to take a few with me. I’m sure when I’m 74 my trigger finger will still work.

also about climate change, which is why they have that ocean ...

2026-07-16T10:58:06Z

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also about climate change, which is why they have that ocean front property and property in Hawaii. Because the ocean’s are rising???

I don’t have Lady G but I have Glitch Mitch and am waiting for ...

2026-07-12T12:50:43Z

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I don’t have Lady G but I have Glitch Mitch and am waiting for the doc to give a time of death.

People in Tennessee don’t use turn signals and think the ...

2026-07-10T19:58:21Z

People in Tennessee don’t use turn signals and think the shoulder is a turn lane. But the will pull over for a funeral procession on a four lane divided highway that’s going the opposite direction.

give it time and someone will find a way to take that trash and ...

2026-07-08T17:36:14Z

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give it time and someone will find a way to take that trash and build tiny homes for the drug addicted street urchins. The government will subsidize the tiny drug dens the same way it subsidized the original windmills that created the garbage.

I got summoned to the neighbors house in the 3rd inning. Ended up ...

2026-07-05T02:45:47Z

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I got summoned to the neighbors house in the 3rd inning. Ended up drinking their beer and talking neighborhood gossip.

Not going out to watch fireworks. Going to continue drinking at ...

2026-07-05T00:05:39Z

Not going out to watch fireworks. Going to continue drinking at home and watch Savannah Bananas on YouTube.

because he’s never actually worked. When you show up for the ...

2026-07-04T21:05:12Z

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because he’s never actually worked. When you show up for the handouts you sit in the side of the desk he’s currently at.

I don’t think she will have a kid. But I do believe they will ...

2026-07-04T11:48:32Z

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I don’t think she will have a kid. But I do believe they will sell their wedding video. All the girls from 10 to 50 will be able to watch it for $10. What hasn’t this chick performed in that she didn’t market for sale? I can’t wait for her post divorce album. My prediction for the album name will be “The Next Chapter”.

me using freedom units… ...

2026-07-01T15:06:01Z

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me using freedom units…

Went to the range today and put a few hundred rounds through a ...

2026-06-28T23:38:42Z

Went to the range today and put a few hundred rounds through a couple of pistols. It’s always interesting to see who at the range. One guy had 4 different carry guns that were more tricked out than an Asian kid’s civic. They probably cost as much as well. Another old timer was telling all the things that were wrong with my pistols and what I need to replace/upgrade. My pistols were putting holes in the target in relatively the same place at 7 yards. Thanks guy, I’m good.

This World Cup thing is still going on? I thought this shit ended ...

2026-06-28T14:31:26Z

This World Cup thing is still going on? I thought this shit ended last week.

hey interviewer, how much shopping and general sight seeing do ...

2026-06-24T19:57:15Z

In reply to nevent1q…xrja
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hey interviewer, how much shopping and general sight seeing do you do in the east side? Hmmm, very little. What is that?

she’s the birfday piñata.

2026-06-24T10:59:09Z

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she’s the birfday piñata.

meanwhile she’s wearing a shopping bag as a hat.

2026-06-23T23:59:29Z

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meanwhile she’s wearing a shopping bag as a hat.

well, saggin spelled backwards is…

2026-06-20T17:25:59Z

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well, saggin spelled backwards is…

back in the day those were $500 cars. Now they start at $2k and ...

2026-06-19T12:51:29Z

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back in the day those were $500 cars. Now they start at $2k and those may be be running.

It’s a good day when renewing registration two vehicles only ...

2026-06-17T17:27:57Z

It’s a good day when renewing registration two vehicles only costs $58 and I was in and out in 10 minutes, during lunch. Gotta love rural middle Tennessee.

Juneteenth is just summer Kwanza. Never heard of that shit until ...

2026-06-17T11:22:37Z

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Juneteenth is just summer Kwanza. Never heard of that shit until a few years ago. And then suddenly every black person’s been celebrating this for 150 years.

this was in my kids middle school years ago. ...

2026-06-15T16:03:16Z

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this was in my kids middle school years ago.

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2026-06-14T19:11:03Z

The folks at Bonnaroo are getting themselves a free shower right now.

sounds like the Mighty Mighty Bosnians.

2026-06-14T18:00:59Z

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sounds like the Mighty Mighty Bosnians.

dress for the slide, not the ride.

2026-06-13T23:54:58Z

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dress for the slide, not the ride.

can you please get us a bowl of queso for the chips. Thank you.

2026-06-12T15:41:17Z

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can you please get us a bowl of queso for the chips. Thank you.

this plan was already in place. Set forth and prosper Kang. ...

2026-06-11T22:15:36Z

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this plan was already in place. Set forth and prosper Kang. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberia

please explain how this does not stop the sale. The sale stops ...

2026-06-11T11:41:33Z

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please explain how this does not stop the sale. The sale stops when you return the pump, not by pulling it out. In my 35 years of putting gas in my vehicles I have never seen a sale stop when pulling the pump handle out of the receptacle. If that is the case how do you actually pump gas?

maybe I’m retarded, but how does this work? Does the sale not ...

2026-06-11T10:59:16Z

In reply to nevent1q…dr6l
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maybe I’m retarded, but how does this work? Does the sale not stop when the pump handle pushes that lever to the back of the receptacle? If anything this would stop the pump from beginning the next sale because it did not fully release to release the pump. This looks like a cheap fix to that flap being broken and swinging completely out. I would love any professional input on this. I remember the viral aids needles in the pump handle hoax from 20 years ago. This is just as bad.

How long until Karmelo gets stabbed “just once” in prison? ...

2026-06-10T01:20:14Z

How long until Karmelo gets stabbed “just once” in prison? He’s gonna be sucking a lot of dick to be protected from the white gangs that want to stab him.