Nostr notes by Nick

Never seen this before. ...

2026-10-25T12:47:01Z

Never seen this before.

Phone wanted to change this to "blowing a hoodie out ...

2026-10-24T20:44:24Z

In reply to nevent1q…dvvr
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Phone wanted to change this to "blowing a hoodie out there".

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2026-10-24T20:43:13Z

Blowing a hooley out there. Lucky hooley.

I’m sorry, Alex.

2026-10-24T10:06:23Z

In reply to nevent1q…u9ct
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I’m sorry, Alex.

I know you know this, but not fitting in isn’t your fault, and ...

2026-10-24T09:54:18Z

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I know you know this, but not fitting in isn’t your fault, and nor is fitting in something worth aspiring to, imo.

I can definitely sympathise with the fantasy of fucking off into the cosmos. It was what Doctor Who promised those of us who didn’t fit in.

Absolutely, just give a guy who looks like the 2026 reboot of ...

2026-10-23T19:31:42Z

Absolutely, just give a guy who looks like the 2026 reboot of Harry Knowles $200m to breed giant war-Rottweilers, why the fuck not. Maybe they’ll eat him.

https://dangerousminds.net/weird-news/palmer-luckeystartup-to-genetically-engineer-dogs-for-war/

Wightcrawler: Can teleport to anywhere, so long as it’s on the ...

2026-10-23T06:12:30Z

In reply to nevent1q…jln6
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Wightcrawler: Can teleport to anywhere, so long as it’s on the Isle of Wight.

Beets: a genius scientist who is also gradually turning into a ...

2026-10-23T06:10:29Z

In reply to nevent1q…lnr6
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Beets: a genius scientist who is also gradually turning into a purple root vegetable.

Professor Eggs. Powerful telepath but limited to knowing how ...

2026-10-23T06:07:02Z

In reply to nevent1q…h85n
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Professor Eggs. Powerful telepath but limited to knowing how anyone likes their eggs at breakfast.

Brogue. Able to assume the shoes of anyone through physical ...

2026-10-23T06:03:38Z

In reply to nevent1q…mj95
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Brogue. Able to assume the shoes of anyone through physical touch.

Letter to the Daily Mail by Spike Milligan, 1988. (Beachy Head is ...

2026-10-22T19:44:31Z

Letter to the Daily Mail by Spike Milligan, 1988.

(Beachy Head is a sea cliff on the south of England and a notorious suicide hotspot).

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2026-10-22T11:05:40Z

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When I was a kid I got a hairy haggis on a school trip to ...

2026-10-22T08:18:25Z

In reply to nevent1q…w7v9
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When I was a kid I got a hairy haggis on a school trip to Ayrshire.

https://www.thistlescottishgifts.co.uk/products/wild-hairy-haggis-soft-toy-8cm?variant=53177288294723

They’re called sausage dogs because they were bred to hunt ...

2026-10-22T08:05:04Z

They’re called sausage dogs because they were bred to hunt burrowing wild sausages.

Thank the gods that Mastodon is still online so I could share ...

2026-10-21T20:33:51Z

In reply to nevent1q…wtdw
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Thank the gods that Mastodon is still online so I could share this with you.

Lookin' for some hog stuff, baby, this evenin' I need ...

2026-10-21T20:29:02Z

Lookin' for some hog stuff, baby, this evenin'
I need some hog stuff, baby, tonight
I want some hog stuff, baby, this evenin'
Gotta have some hog stuff
Gotta have some pork tonight

This is just a #poll about the life experience of kids who ended ...

2026-10-20T08:52:50Z

This is just a #poll about the life experience of kids who ended up on Fedi in adulthood. It is not about actual intelligence.

Please don’t feel offended, as I am fully aware why perceptions of intelligence in kids are ableist, classist, unfair, influenced by prejudice and generally flawed. (Also I can only do four options).

When you were at school you were regarded as:

Petty was a fantastic songwriter.

2026-10-19T21:19:27Z

In reply to nevent1q…7d3v
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Petty was a fantastic songwriter.

This is going to be hilarious. Will they play U2, a band which is ...

2026-10-19T14:43:36Z

This is going to be hilarious.

Will they play U2, a band which is half-English by birth?

Will they play bands from the north of Ireland, Scotland and Wales who might tell you to fuck away off if you called them “British”?

Will they play David Byrne’s solo work, as he is Scottish by birth, but not Talking Heads, which is mostly American?

Will they be playing a lot of new music by black British musicians? (No.)

Eldest (a mature 12) has developed a sudden interest in horror ...

2026-10-18T18:56:13Z

Eldest (a mature 12) has developed a sudden interest in horror films and is asking me for recommendations and/or permission to watch them.

So far I have allowed, but not suggested, Scream and Halloween. I have suggested Tremors and Poltergeist.

What would you suggest as roughly age-appropriate horror films that are actually decent and they might actually enjoy? They have watched all of Stranger Things.

#AskFedi #horror

Went to the arboretum. 🍁 🍂 #autumn ...

2026-10-18T14:34:45Z

Went to the arboretum. 🍁 🍂 #autumn

Of course, Americans spell it differently, because they refuse to ...

2026-10-17T22:06:01Z

In reply to nevent1q…vw74
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Of course, Americans spell it differently, because they refuse to recognise the beauty in extra vowels about bowels.

It seems that there is a lot more talk about diarrhoea than there ...

2026-10-17T22:03:35Z

In reply to nevent1q…ctqw
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It seems that there is a lot more talk about diarrhoea than there used to be. I might even have to learn how to spell it without checking every time.

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2026-10-17T19:48:17Z

You had me at “sexually transmitted diarrhoea”.

Of course they did, they’re nosy fuckers and this happens every ...

2026-10-16T18:46:40Z

Of course they did, they’re nosy fuckers and this happens every single time someone dies and it’s on the news. I’m only impressed that it’s getting reported on.

This country is VERY BAD at patient confidentiality, even before handing over all your medical records to Weyland-Yutani Corp.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c875prd12vkqo

Tesla introduces flying car because its exploding cars were not ...

2026-10-16T12:13:44Z

Tesla introduces flying car because its exploding cars were not killing enough people. #Musk

https://www.euronews.com/2026/10/16/well-it-worked-elon-musk-unveils-new-tesla-roadster-that-can-fly

Blowing smoke rings with wizards, I’d guess.

2026-10-16T11:26:12Z

In reply to nevent1q…avxm
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Blowing smoke rings with wizards, I’d guess.

Specifically: - Buzz Aldrin (Apollo 11): Trump supporter. - David ...

2026-10-15T09:51:16Z

In reply to nevent1q…t66d
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Specifically:

- Buzz Aldrin (Apollo 11): Trump supporter.

- David Scott (Apollo 15): A grifter who made money on the side by smuggling postal covers to the Moon, later found to be a fraudster.

- Charles Duke (Apollo 16): Young Earth Creationist who believes UFOs are demons.

- Harrison Schmitt (Apollo 17): Former Republican senator who believes climate change is a “Nazi stalking horse”, that environmentalists are communists and that more CO2 is good for us, actually.

There are four people left who have walked on the Moon. They’re ...

2026-10-15T09:08:32Z

There are four people left who have walked on the Moon. They’re all in their nineties and they’re all assholes.

Fuck ‘em up, stux!

2026-10-13T16:19:53Z

In reply to nevent1q…g9a9
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Fuck ‘em up, stux!

RE: https://beige.party/@amiserabilist/117416680148276155 Paul ...

2026-10-10T12:50:41Z

RE: https://beige.party/@amiserabilist/117416680148276155

Paul makes a good point: who’s going to win the FIFA Peace Prize this year? My money’s on Benjamin Netanyahu. Or Skeletor.

Apparently there used to be Panthera Fossilis, a kind of cave ...

2026-10-09T22:48:08Z

Apparently there used to be Panthera Fossilis, a kind of cave lion, in Britain.

Look at this absolute unit. 5 feet tall, 9 and a half feet long, 1,000 pounds. Battlecat-looking motherfucker.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panthera_fossilis

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2026-10-09T19:55:22Z

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Eldest called me a “short king” the other day because some ...

2026-10-08T10:37:51Z

Eldest called me a “short king” the other day because some pituitary case of a 12 year old lad in their year is taller than me. I am bang fucking average height for an adult male in this country. Which is not bad, considering my grandmother was about 4ft 9in.

RIP Kurt Cobain, you would have loved Google Maps. ...

2026-10-07T22:12:30Z

RIP Kurt Cobain, you would have loved Google Maps.

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2024/oct/25/helen-mirren-its-so-sad-kurt-cobain-died-before-gps-was-invented

It doesn’t. Saved you 10 hours. ...

2026-10-07T19:42:12Z

It doesn’t. Saved you 10 hours.

Cristiano Ronaldo declares war on God. ...

2026-10-07T11:28:33Z

Cristiano Ronaldo declares war on God.

Kathy Burke is great in it too.

2026-10-04T22:08:46Z

In reply to nevent1q…e6al
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Kathy Burke is great in it too.

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2026-10-03T23:27:19Z

People try to do too much in a day. Do less. Have a nap. Recover.

- Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the ...

2026-10-01T21:04:17Z

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- Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light!

- Dylan, it’s a school night. You know how grumpy you get when you stay up late.

#NationalPoetryDay

No man is an island, Entire of itself; Except for the Isle of ...

2026-10-01T20:59:30Z

In reply to nevent1q…cwa7
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No man is an island,
Entire of itself;
Except for the Isle of Man.
Obvs.

Man is an island,
Entire of itself;
And is also a tax haven.

#NationalPoetryDay

If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs ...

2026-10-01T20:07:02Z

In reply to nevent1q…7dcy
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If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
Consider whether they might be right, actually.

#NationalPoetryDay

Do not stand at my grave and weep; I am not there, I do not ...

2026-10-01T19:57:48Z

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Do not stand at my grave and weep;
I am not there, I do not sleep;
I’m having it large in Rio with the life insurance money.

#NationalPoetryDay

Why do birds suddenly appear Every time you are near? You have ...

2026-10-01T19:49:52Z

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Why do birds suddenly appear
Every time you are near?
You have crisps all down your jumper.

#NationalPoetryDay

Bring my daughter? To the slaughter? Sorry Bruce Don’t think I ...

2026-10-01T19:43:41Z

In reply to nevent1q…08hg
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Bring my daughter?
To the slaughter?
Sorry Bruce
Don’t think I oughter.

#NationalPoetryDay

An Autumn Poem for #NationalPoetryDay She stooped to conker But ...

2026-10-01T18:58:11Z

An Autumn Poem for #NationalPoetryDay

She stooped to conker
But took a Fall
I helped her up
Love conkers all

In fading light
All through the autumn
She kissed my lips
I squashed her bottom

But winter came
And she met Jack
She took her leave
The skies turned black

Next year I’ll spend the season better
Knitting myself a cosy sweater

“If you’re evil, you’re at least competent”. Fucker, have ...

2026-10-01T12:04:31Z

“If you’re evil, you’re at least competent”.

Fucker, have you met an evil person other than yourself? They are shit at everything. They are not, by and large, clever people. They’re not Lex Luthor and Magneto, they’re Rocksteady and Bebop. They make Dick Dastardly look like Ozymandias.

I hate podcasts with the format “historian talks to buffoon”. ...

2026-09-30T19:43:42Z

I hate podcasts with the format “historian talks to buffoon”. I also hate podcasts with the format “two historians take turns talking to each other whilst also taking turns at pretending to be the buffoon”.

Having a election is a severe risk though, because: 1. People ...

2026-09-30T18:23:45Z

In reply to nevent1q…2uf7
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Having a election is a severe risk though, because:

1. People were really just voting against the Tories in 2024.
2. Labour are now the incumbents.
3. The press in this country is fascist as fuck in a horrifically toxic way.
4. Burnham is much better than Starmer at playing a human being, but that’s not saying much.
5. Reform are on the ropes right now, but see 3 and the possibility of a Tory-Reform pact.

There’s a lot of talk about what he has a formal mandate to do ...

2026-09-30T18:20:15Z

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There’s a lot of talk about what he has a formal mandate to do because of Starmer’s manifesto being a piss-weak centre right nonsense.

Assuming Labour MPs are whipped properly, this is usually only a real problem with the House of Lords, because of the convention of generally allowing manifesto-promised legislation to be passed.

David Byrne and 11 backing musicians do excellent versions of ...

2026-09-30T10:32:21Z

In reply to nevent1q…n5za
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David Byrne and 11 backing musicians do excellent versions of Nothing But Flowers and Life During Wartime in this Tiny Desk, also from the end of last year.

https://youtu.be/PNmcF6eRE7w

An Air Tiny Desk? Goodness me. Sounds like Aerosmith. ...

2026-09-30T10:07:44Z

In reply to nevent1q…3eyd
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An Air Tiny Desk? Goodness me. Sounds like Aerosmith.

https://youtu.be/jjuorGiEUS4

Speaking of Pulp, this Tiny Desk concert from last November is ...

2026-09-30T09:58:01Z

In reply to nevent1q…53yh
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Speaking of Pulp, this Tiny Desk concert from last November is lovely.

Have Aerosmith done a Tiny Desk concert? No? How odd.

https://youtu.be/x_KlY-AegeE

Just saw a YouTube comment under a Pulp video which said: ...

2026-09-30T09:41:03Z

Just saw a YouTube comment under a Pulp video which said:

“Sounds like Aerosmith”

How very dare you.

I also think it’s important that Britain takes steps to protect ...

2026-09-28T13:07:47Z

I also think it’s important that Britain takes steps to protect its national security following events at RAF Fairford.

My proposal:

1. Chuck the USAF out of RAF Fairford.

I’m so sorry Nina, I hope it’ll be okay.

2026-09-27T20:47:47Z

In reply to nevent1q…dw0s
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I’m so sorry Nina, I hope it’ll be okay.

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2026-09-27T20:31:38Z

Find a job you love, and you won’t get it.

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2026-09-27T14:50:40Z

What do you picture first when you hear the word“pretzel”?

You know that having a big scrawly-writing bumper sticker on the ...

2026-09-25T07:35:11Z

You know that having a big scrawly-writing bumper sticker on the back of your car that says “There’s POWER in the BLOOD of JESUS” makes you look like a creepy weirdo, right?

I am informed that high protein foods are “having a moment” ...

2026-09-24T18:44:50Z

In reply to nevent1q…vxgt
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I am informed that high protein foods are “having a moment” due to factors such as fitness influencers and GLP-1s.

“So some are starting to adapt what they make, by changing ...

2026-09-24T18:17:58Z

“So some are starting to adapt what they make, by changing recipes or looking for cheaper sources of protein.”

I’ve seen this film.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm93e2gz8y41o

Field Marshal Douglas Haig walks out of another long military ...

2026-09-24T12:21:44Z

Field Marshal Douglas Haig walks out of another long military planning session: “That meeting could have been a pigeon”

Red Admiral, casting a long shadow. #bugstodon ...

2026-09-23T22:58:15Z

Red Admiral, casting a long shadow.

#bugstodon

Both bees. #bugstodon #Bloomscrolling ...

2026-09-23T17:26:34Z

Both bees. #bugstodon #Bloomscrolling

Charlotte Church standing up for what’s right is not surprising ...

2026-09-21T21:37:16Z

In reply to nevent1q…vt9m
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Charlotte Church standing up for what’s right is not surprising to me, and good for her. Charlotte Church covering the Dead Kennedys, I did not have on my bingo card. But also, good for her, and I want to go to this gig now.

One of my female colleagues had this cartoon up in front of her ...

2026-09-21T10:09:07Z

In reply to nevent1q…rf2a
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One of my female colleagues had this cartoon up in front of her desk at work.

I very much enjoyed this news article about JP Morgan admitting ...

2026-09-20T18:51:19Z

In reply to nevent1q…zxvm
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I very much enjoyed this news article about JP Morgan admitting that they were basing everything on the assumption Trump would suddenly become sensible and take the L when some arbitrary economic red line was crossed.

https://finance.yahoo.com/energy/articles/jpmorgan-drops-iran-war-oil-115416515.html

“Listen, it’s not just a ridiculous, garish piece of gilded ...

2026-09-20T18:21:01Z

In reply to nevent1q…zwrd
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“Listen, it’s not just a ridiculous, garish piece of gilded tat. It’s also gonna be a great sniper nest for shooting at you. Now just let me build the fuckin thing.”

No mention of what part the owl played in all this.

2026-09-20T09:43:40Z

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No mention of what part the owl played in all this.

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2026-09-17T09:57:54Z

#ThickTrunkThursday

I once wrote a long blogpost about how Woody Guthrie’s guitar ...

2026-09-16T15:39:24Z

In reply to nevent1q…nl9j
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I once wrote a long blogpost about how Woody Guthrie’s guitar was actually a Bond film style secret spy weapon used to kill Hitler.

This ukulele irritates fascists.

2026-09-16T15:38:03Z

In reply to nevent1q…qqn7
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This ukulele irritates fascists.

Congratulations to Ed Sheeran for having made people feel ...

2026-09-15T21:04:42Z

Congratulations to Ed Sheeran for having made people feel something other than boredom for the first time ever.

Ah yes the Tory to Reform to Plaid pipeline.

2026-09-15T17:13:53Z

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Ah yes the Tory to Reform to Plaid pipeline.

Also, um, about those oligarchs the AfD hate… ...

2026-09-15T15:23:29Z

In reply to nevent1q…jyy4
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Also, um, about those oligarchs the AfD hate…

Issuinh a correct to my previous toot: You do not, under any ...

2026-09-15T14:52:08Z

In reply to nevent1q…m43f
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Issuinh a correct to my previous toot: You do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to the fascists of Saxony-Anhalt.

RE: https://mstdn.social/@Nickiquote/117274117043685785 We are in ...

2026-09-15T09:31:04Z

RE: https://mstdn.social/@Nickiquote/117274117043685785

We are in the midst of a moral panic about social media at the moment and politicians and newspapers are crashing about desperately yelling that something must be done.

What they should do, to start with, is get themselves off fucking X and Facebook and tell everyone else to do the same. Stop legitimising the worst offenders.

It is not acceptable for you to be using a platform bought by a trillionaire fascist expressly to push his own fascist opinions, just because it’s convenient.

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The idea of national licensing of global social media platforms is an outdated form of regulation which might occur to someone who was quite old and had only used corporate social media platforms like Twitter and Facebook.

Meta is already highly regulated, with registration and reporting requirements under the EU DSA etc, due to its massive user base. It would not be a big deal for it to also register with Ofcom.

Again, this would be regulation that benefits tech giants and creates monopolies.

The idea of national licensing of global social media platforms ...

2026-09-15T08:30:14Z

In reply to nevent1q…4jg5
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The idea of national licensing of global social media platforms is an outdated form of regulation which might occur to someone who was quite old and had only used corporate social media platforms like Twitter and Facebook.

Meta is already highly regulated, with registration and reporting requirements under the EU DSA etc, due to its massive user base. It would not be a big deal for it to also register with Ofcom.

Again, this would be regulation that benefits tech giants and creates monopolies.

The duties it seeks to impose on social media platforms overlap ...

2026-09-15T08:25:00Z

In reply to nevent1q…v5h5
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The duties it seeks to impose on social media platforms overlap to a huge extent with what already applies, with masses of guidance, to user-to-user services under the already-very-broad Online Safety Act.

Although it does apparently also seek to ensure that no social media user can ever be anonymous.

Obviously, the main problem with this is that it makes running ...

2026-09-15T08:21:09Z

In reply to nevent1q…dh89
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Obviously, the main problem with this is that it makes running any user-to-user service an offence until it is licensed. Two years in prison for running a mastodon instance (anywhere in the world!), you hardened criminals.

Fedi has a new nemesis and it is, erm, Play School presenter and ...

2026-09-15T07:34:15Z

Fedi has a new nemesis and it is, erm, Play School presenter and minor national treasure Floella Benjamin.

Baroness Benjamin has introduced a private member’s bill in the House of Lords which would require all “social media platforms”, drafted incredibly broadly, to be licensed by Ofcom.

It won’t pass, but still.

https://bills.parliament.uk/bills/4285

Nobody ever went for a fucking walk before the Spinning Jenny.

2026-09-14T21:02:31Z

In reply to nevent1q…pa89
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Nobody ever went for a fucking walk before the Spinning Jenny.

Tonight’s mood. ...

2026-09-14T20:55:07Z

Tonight’s mood.

The regulator ate my homework.

2026-09-14T20:28:56Z

In reply to nevent1q…ag8a
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The regulator ate my homework.

I can think of an easier way to not have an AI dependency on ...

2026-09-14T20:09:52Z

I can think of an easier way to not have an AI dependency on other countries.

Certainly if they had died in a bus crash after Definitely Maybe ...

2026-09-14T17:51:19Z

In reply to nevent1q…qp39
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Certainly if they had died in a bus crash after Definitely Maybe they would have been remembered as a promising young indie band like the La’s.

At least the Nazis had Wagner.

2026-09-14T17:42:31Z

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At least the Nazis had Wagner.

Every election in a European country is: “The polls are open in ...

2026-09-14T08:27:20Z

Every election in a European country is:

“The polls are open in Ruritania and the Ruritanian Democrats, formerly known as the Ruritanian Hitler-Fanciers, is hoping for its first seats in government.

“The ruling coalition led by the Very Sensible Right Party has not ruled out giving key cabinet posts to the Hitler-Fanciers, in order to keep the greater threat of the Very Sensible Left Party at bay.

“All major parties on all sides have pledged to make being brown-skinned illegal.”

“However, its method of preparation is polarizing, and it has ...

2026-09-13T12:48:09Z

In reply to nevent1q…xxjj
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“However, its method of preparation is polarizing, and it has been negatively compared to Lunchables.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohio_Valley%E2%80%93style_pizza

Bags of Pringles? Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only ...

2026-09-11T09:50:07Z

*Bags* of Pringles?

Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?

The DJ?

2026-09-10T17:49:07Z

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The DJ?

Shiny conkers. ...

2026-09-09T13:47:18Z

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Shiny conkers.

I can even give them reasons: Attenborough cares about climate ...

2026-09-09T13:25:09Z

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I can even give them reasons: Attenborough cares about climate change, Stonehenge was built by non-Christians, and chippy teas are originally Jewish. And, um, hedgehogs respect people’s chosen pronouns, I imagine.

I’m kind of glad the fascists have decided to pick a fight with ...

2026-09-09T13:17:57Z

I’m kind of glad the fascists have decided to pick a fight with an institution so universally loved and respected as the RNLI.

If they could also start slagging off David Attenborough, Stonehenge, hedgehogs and chippy teas, we might finally get somewhere.

Stooped to conker. ...

2026-09-09T08:43:30Z

Stooped to conker.

Claude Reigns.

2026-09-09T08:31:50Z

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Claude Reigns.

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2026-09-09T07:00:42Z

Old man yells at Claude.

About the most charitable thing I can say about the world right ...

2026-09-07T22:24:36Z

About the most charitable thing I can say about the world right now is that a lot of people have made some very poor decisions recently.

Lol.

2026-09-07T12:36:57Z

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Lol.

Come and see the fascism inherent in the system. #ukpol ...

2026-09-07T12:01:18Z

Come and see the fascism inherent in the system. #ukpol

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cm5y7rw74n09t