Nostr notes by Hypnotoad & Bender:nv:

its always hilarious watching IT guys have to leave the office. ...

2026-10-29T14:26:04Z

its always hilarious watching IT guys have to leave the office. Bro, relax, its just a parking lot.

ayyylmao's are real ...

2026-10-09T00:26:01Z

ayyylmao's are real

i like the idea. unfortunately the things i can build arent ...

2026-10-08T23:25:24Z

In reply to nevent1q…wguq
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i like the idea. unfortunately the things i can build arent shippable.

BRB, gotta go cut a tree down and shave off really thin pieces of ...

2026-10-08T21:24:16Z

BRB, gotta go cut a tree down and shave off really thin pieces of it off to wipe.

savages

@npub1wmd…4uma is there a way to have an account that doesnt ...

2026-10-08T14:06:41Z

Matty-kun (npub1wmd…4uma) is there a way to have an account that doesnt require this? I dont trust them, its not even you.

Happy October 7th ...

2026-10-08T02:15:13Z

Happy October 7th

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2026-10-06T23:14:17Z

haha holy shit you can build a 1.8L to 530+BHP

lost my hat awhile back on the interstate on ramp. was an old hat ...

2026-10-05T20:07:39Z

lost my hat awhile back on the interstate on ramp. was an old hat and id been shopping for a new one for a minute. landed on one yesterday, black goes with everything!

Drain the joint accounts the day the process server shows up ...

2026-10-05T18:50:32Z

Drain the joint accounts the day the process server shows up right before. Then kick her out.

if shes gonna put a ciggarette in her mouth, shes probably fine ...

2026-10-05T13:27:18Z

In reply to nevent1q…6a73
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if shes gonna put a ciggarette in her mouth, shes probably fine with your balls being there also.

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2026-10-03T23:14:20Z

nicecrew.digital

Uh oh, treasury bonds have no buyers. crash incoming

2026-10-03T00:15:28Z

Uh oh, treasury bonds have no buyers.

crash incoming

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2026-10-02T23:56:00Z

marriage, because your shit day doesnt have to end at 5!

>no babe, im really tired and i have to study REALLY HARD for ...

2026-10-02T15:43:15Z

>no babe, im really tired and i have to study REALLY HARD for my tests

what a simp

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2026-10-02T09:41:18Z

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2026-10-02T00:43:48Z

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2026-09-30T18:45:33Z

Oh voting, yeah no thanks, im to busy eating chips and playing ...

2026-09-30T18:10:08Z

Oh voting, yeah no thanks, im to busy eating chips and playing vidya. Maybe next time.

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2026-09-30T16:26:06Z

Im not sure if you guys know, but Candace eats box.